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Sometimes he tried too hard to make sense of the world, to figure out why people were bad to each other so often.
Can't wait until he changes the name from Super Intelligence to Super Dumb Fake News because it keeps telling the truth.
🔵 Trump just launched America.gov, the government’s new AI assistant.
It immediately confirmed:
Biden won in 2020.
Trump’s name appears in the Epstein files.
Then it stopped answering political questions.
That didn’t take long.
It immediately confirmed:
Biden won in 2020.
Trump’s name appears in the Epstein files.
Then it stopped answering political questions.
That didn’t take long.
America.gov
Find answers from official government sources and clear next steps for the services you need with America.gov.
America.gov
September 30, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Can't wait until he changes the name from Super Intelligence to Super Dumb Fake News because it keeps telling the truth.
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🔵 Trump just launched America.gov, the government’s new AI assistant.
It immediately confirmed:
Biden won in 2020.
Trump’s name appears in the Epstein files.
Then it stopped answering political questions.
That didn’t take long.
It immediately confirmed:
Biden won in 2020.
Trump’s name appears in the Epstein files.
Then it stopped answering political questions.
That didn’t take long.
America.gov
Find answers from official government sources and clear next steps for the services you need with America.gov.
America.gov
September 29, 2026 at 5:48 PM
🔵 Trump just launched America.gov, the government’s new AI assistant.
It immediately confirmed:
Biden won in 2020.
Trump’s name appears in the Epstein files.
Then it stopped answering political questions.
That didn’t take long.
It immediately confirmed:
Biden won in 2020.
Trump’s name appears in the Epstein files.
Then it stopped answering political questions.
That didn’t take long.
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96.7 down? A cumulus station.
September 28, 2026 at 8:10 PM
96.7 down? A cumulus station.
I HATE THIS TEAM BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS
September 27, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I HATE THIS TEAM BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS
The Superbowl parade is gonna be so fun
September 27, 2026 at 11:02 PM
The Superbowl parade is gonna be so fun
Ol Nick Folk on my television. Seems like yesterday he hit that kick (twice) against Buffalo and I was running around screaming in my college apartment.
September 25, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Ol Nick Folk on my television. Seems like yesterday he hit that kick (twice) against Buffalo and I was running around screaming in my college apartment.
Imagine beating the titans by 4
September 21, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Imagine beating the titans by 4
Still have moments of disbelief that we're doing a real life fascism. It's like they printed off the wiki and made an Asana board.
Trump says he’s banning CNN, MSNOW and Politico from the White House, a clear violation of the First Amendment
September 18, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Still have moments of disbelief that we're doing a real life fascism. It's like they printed off the wiki and made an Asana board.
If I found a lamp, rubbed it, a genie came out to give me wishes, I'd go back in time to when I agreed to produce brunch for 30, two days in a row, FOR FREEEEEEE, and slap the beard off my big dumb idiot face.
September 17, 2026 at 11:37 PM
If I found a lamp, rubbed it, a genie came out to give me wishes, I'd go back in time to when I agreed to produce brunch for 30, two days in a row, FOR FREEEEEEE, and slap the beard off my big dumb idiot face.
Some of y'all out here driving for miles with your blinker on and damn does it get me steamed. I'm not even sure why. Getcha head outcha butts. When you elect me I'll make it legal to use lethal force to shoot out unneeded blinking lights.
September 15, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Some of y'all out here driving for miles with your blinker on and damn does it get me steamed. I'm not even sure why. Getcha head outcha butts. When you elect me I'll make it legal to use lethal force to shoot out unneeded blinking lights.
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The Giants 90% 3rd down conversion rate (9/10) would be tied for the 2nd-highest by an NFL team in a game since 2000.
Only 1 team ever finished with a better conversion rate on 3rd down in a game this entire millennium.
Only 1 team ever finished with a better conversion rate on 3rd down in a game this entire millennium.
Cowboys and Giants are a combined 17/21 on 3rd down tonight.
September 14, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The Giants 90% 3rd down conversion rate (9/10) would be tied for the 2nd-highest by an NFL team in a game since 2000.
Only 1 team ever finished with a better conversion rate on 3rd down in a game this entire millennium.
Only 1 team ever finished with a better conversion rate on 3rd down in a game this entire millennium.
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The pen is mightier than the defensive stop
September 14, 2026 at 3:19 AM
The pen is mightier than the defensive stop
Jesus christ I hate being a fan of this team. What a joke we all are. Embarrassing.
September 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Jesus christ I hate being a fan of this team. What a joke we all are. Embarrassing.
Sheeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
September 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Sheeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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“A second Tesla just hit your car.”
September 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
“A second Tesla just hit your car.”
Every day I have to drive on 380 feels like 9/11 all over again.
September 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Every day I have to drive on 380 feels like 9/11 all over again.
Freakin' idiot mother nature. RAIN!!!!!!!!
September 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Freakin' idiot mother nature. RAIN!!!!!!!!
I'll never forgive eagles fans for this
Here’s the video of Sen. John Fetterman’s video appearance at the GOP Convention:
September 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I'll never forgive eagles fans for this
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Ocho. Eight years of healing and growth. Today I’m grateful for my favorite thing about sobriety and that’s rediscovering the real me. It’s taken a lot of work and I’ll never reach the finish line but I’m getting back to who I was before addiction and insecurities led me to put on masks for show.
September 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Ocho. Eight years of healing and growth. Today I’m grateful for my favorite thing about sobriety and that’s rediscovering the real me. It’s taken a lot of work and I’ll never reach the finish line but I’m getting back to who I was before addiction and insecurities led me to put on masks for show.
Shrimp and Lobster Pasta
Cooked the pasta in the seafood stock, then built the sauce from that leftover liquid. Seafood sauteed in calabrian chili butter and olive oil.
🍽️🍜
Cooked the pasta in the seafood stock, then built the sauce from that leftover liquid. Seafood sauteed in calabrian chili butter and olive oil.
🍽️🍜
September 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Shrimp and Lobster Pasta
Cooked the pasta in the seafood stock, then built the sauce from that leftover liquid. Seafood sauteed in calabrian chili butter and olive oil.
🍽️🍜
Cooked the pasta in the seafood stock, then built the sauce from that leftover liquid. Seafood sauteed in calabrian chili butter and olive oil.
🍽️🍜
Punted the pasta to tomorrow 'cause I got tuckered but here's the results for the stock. Crazy how there's just salt and pepper in there as far as seasonings. Amazing color. Worth every bit of effort.
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September 8, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Punted the pasta to tomorrow 'cause I got tuckered but here's the results for the stock. Crazy how there's just salt and pepper in there as far as seasonings. Amazing color. Worth every bit of effort.
🍽️🍜
🍽️🍜
Shrimp and lobster pasta tonight. First the stock.
September 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Shrimp and lobster pasta tonight. First the stock.