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Probably not terrible, but could be better.
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ALT: Toast Tim Robinson
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I whistled at the dog a bunch and told my wife that I was the Ocarina of Time.
Not totally sure why I’ve gotten back into pro wrestling at this point in my life. I think I like that AEW does not seem to take itself all that seriously. Part of it may be that your average AEW match looks like “Depressed Dad vs. Guy Who Starts Fights In The Planet Fitness Parking Lot”
September 24, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Not totally sure why I’ve gotten back into pro wrestling at this point in my life. I think I like that AEW does not seem to take itself all that seriously. Part of it may be that your average AEW match looks like “Depressed Dad vs. Guy Who Starts Fights In The Planet Fitness Parking Lot”
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FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
ICE officers on dating apps should be wary of tradwives, an FBI memo suggested, as well as any woman whose profile would "appeal" to them.
gizmodo.com
September 18, 2026 at 9:50 PM
FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
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Now we know how deep the deep pocket theory goes.
September 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Now we know how deep the deep pocket theory goes.
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If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this.
Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how.
Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how.
Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
August 31, 2026 at 2:35 PM
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this.
Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how.
Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how.
Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Yo, look what they did to Conway Twitty! They being Apple Music.
August 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Yo, look what they did to Conway Twitty! They being Apple Music.
I whistled at the dog a bunch and told my wife that I was the Ocarina of Time.
Toast Tim Robinson
ALT: Toast Tim Robinson
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August 29, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I whistled at the dog a bunch and told my wife that I was the Ocarina of Time.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
August 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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YOU. KEEP. TAKING. THE. WRONG. 80. YEAR. OLD
August 26, 2026 at 3:24 PM
YOU. KEEP. TAKING. THE. WRONG. 80. YEAR. OLD
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U.S. CPSC: "I know consumer safety agencies that use subtlety and they are all cowards."
Tabletop fire pits like this are dangerous and cannot be used safely. Don't use them if your vacation rental has one. Throw them away if you have one at home.
August 24, 2026 at 2:14 PM
U.S. CPSC: "I know consumer safety agencies that use subtlety and they are all cowards."
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"this edible ain't shit"
two hours later:
two hours later:
August 19, 2026 at 1:48 AM
"this edible ain't shit"
two hours later:
two hours later:
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August 17, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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A THREAD, which I have decided to call 'Bloody Hell, Aren't Doors On Old Walls Fucking Brilliant?'
You will find the all-important captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the all-important captions to each photo in the alt text.
August 16, 2026 at 9:20 AM
A THREAD, which I have decided to call 'Bloody Hell, Aren't Doors On Old Walls Fucking Brilliant?'
You will find the all-important captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the all-important captions to each photo in the alt text.
In 5th grade, they showed us a Sex Ed film called “There’s A New You Coming” and I, as a middle aged man, just caught the sexual innuendo while emptying the dishwasher yesterday.
August 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
In 5th grade, they showed us a Sex Ed film called “There’s A New You Coming” and I, as a middle aged man, just caught the sexual innuendo while emptying the dishwasher yesterday.
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Blogged it. Happy Hater Week. aftermath.site/war-crime-n6...
Do Not Buy The War Crime N64
There's so many ways to play the N64. You do not need to support Palmer Luckey's little project.
aftermath.site
July 30, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Blogged it. Happy Hater Week. aftermath.site/war-crime-n6...
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TikTok has incredible moderation team.
Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process.
Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process.
Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
July 29, 2026 at 8:16 PM
TikTok has incredible moderation team.
Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process.
Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process.
Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
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Ken Burns Wants You To Watch America: Birth Of A Nation
Watch now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi_vTwwmU&t=599s
Watch now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi_vTwwmU&t=599s
July 28, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Ken Burns Wants You To Watch America: Birth Of A Nation
Watch now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi_vTwwmU&t=599s
Watch now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi_vTwwmU&t=599s
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This is Simba. He is a martial arts master. Specializes in taekwondog, but has a black leash in karate too. 14/10 (TT: frivasboss)
July 28, 2026 at 4:09 PM
This is Simba. He is a martial arts master. Specializes in taekwondog, but has a black leash in karate too. 14/10 (TT: frivasboss)
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BROADEN your mind. QUESTION everything. DARE to seek the best cake in Los Angeles.
July 26, 2026 at 5:08 PM
BROADEN your mind. QUESTION everything. DARE to seek the best cake in Los Angeles.
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i think if there was a prison run by the jackass guys where sentences could get reduced for participation in joyfully brutal pranks it would legitimately rehabilitate people
July 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
i think if there was a prison run by the jackass guys where sentences could get reduced for participation in joyfully brutal pranks it would legitimately rehabilitate people
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Russell Vought should be impeached
The two-time director of the Office of Management and Budget has been two-timing Congress, making spending cuts that lawmakers rejected.
The two-time director of the Office of Management and Budget has been two-timing Congress, making spending cuts that lawmakers rejected.
Opinion | Russell Vought should be impeached
The two-time director of the Office of Management and Budget has been two-timing Congress, making spending cuts that lawmakers rejected.
www.ms.now
July 21, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Russell Vought should be impeached
The two-time director of the Office of Management and Budget has been two-timing Congress, making spending cuts that lawmakers rejected.
The two-time director of the Office of Management and Budget has been two-timing Congress, making spending cuts that lawmakers rejected.
Why won’t they let Beyoncé play?!?! #worldcupfinal
July 19, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Why won’t they let Beyoncé play?!?! #worldcupfinal