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Nick Rheinwald-Jones
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Immersive entertainment producer (Spy Brunch LLC). My dog thinks I'm awesome and my cat thinks I'm average.
One day this will be the Guernica for visually summarizing the Trump era
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
September 29, 2026 at 2:01 AM
This idiot would be lucky to get a job at the — oh right that’s where he already works
In response to people going after him for this, Friedersdorf claimed that he genuinely had no idea Rufo had anything to do with the Haitians in Springfield slurs and then got mad at people for acting like he was being a complete rube.
September 29, 2026 at 12:29 AM
The idiots dunking on this don't understand that screenwriting is not a visual medium. It's a clickety-clackety medium, and no one clickety-clacks like Sorkin. His wrists are like titanium bars wired to electric eels. How can human actors, with their "lips," be expected to channel that voltage?
New clip of Jeremy Strong as Mark Zuckerberg in ‘THE SOCIAL RECKONING’.

In theaters October 9.

#TheSocialReckoning #JeremyStrong
September 27, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
OK, Washington Post, enlighten me. What is the bright side of being a Nazi?
September 27, 2026 at 6:19 PM
So many of you idiots have already surrendered, whilst I sit high up in the clouds, feasting on the cultural cachet conferred on me by pretending to have not heard of a song
September 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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September 24, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
September 26, 2026 at 6:53 PM
When the Wordle bot is like “we both solved it in three guesses!” I’m like “yeah but I get to experience love so I think that’s the tiebreaker”
September 26, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Damn, even after getting stung to death by bees you still gotta take a backseat to Dan Aykroyd in the citation
You have no idea how angry some of us were after taking children to movies like My Girl (Dan Aykroyd, Macaulay Culkin)

Without any warning at all that a child dies at the end

A heads-up "trigger warning" in the reviews (if not advertising) about pets or children is a much-appreciated improvement
September 26, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Right now capitalism is Biff Tannen in Back to the Future 2, and we need it to be Biff Tannen nervously washing the car at the end of Back to the Future 1. How do we go back in time and punch capitalism in the face at the Enchantment Under The Sea dance
September 26, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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making a tableside caesar salad at my next job interview
September 26, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview
September 26, 2026 at 4:20 AM
(Kai sees Death of a Salesman on stage)
(Biff tells story about whistling in elevator)
(Kai gets up from his seat)
YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU’RE LUCKY THEY DIDN’T SLIT YOUR GODDAMN THROAT
I’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
September 25, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Act like I had never heard of money, but had just come up with a great idea to improve society, and the idea was money
Hey. If the nyt invited you to be part of a focus group what would you do as a bit?
September 25, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters
If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s
September 25, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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so i’m on the train this morning and a guy gets on with a little dog and pops open a tiny folding chair and THE DOG SITS IN IT
September 24, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Well gosh darn it, he’s just going to have to work harder to prove he’s a real bigot!
in texas two seconds and already heard an attack ad saying “james talarico supports using tax payer dollars to give sex changes to children”
September 24, 2026 at 4:02 PM
NYT Connections: Start Your Day Angry
September 24, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Jesus, they’re escorting him in balloons now?
“The Department of Health and Human Services informed congressional appropriators earlier this year that it was moving about $12 million from its Office of Minority Health to help cover the ballooning cost of security for Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.”

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Exclusive | RFK Jr.’s Enhanced Security Was Funded With Money From Minority Health Office
The cost of the health secretary’s security grew from roughly $10 million in fiscal year 2025 to $17 million in fiscal year 2026.
www.wsj.com
September 23, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Damn, Fielder just pulling off miracle after miracle here
September 23, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Opening the same day as my Charlemagne epic where everyone talks like the Swedish Chef. Let’s Barbenheimer this shit
Robert Eggers is set to direct a new film adaptation of ‘ROMEO AND JULIET’.

The film will feature the actors speaking in Olde English.

(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
September 23, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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this is fantastic and I learned something new
September 20, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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September 22, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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Your mom did one of these to me.
September 22, 2026 at 4:11 PM