Squirrelly Jane Joseph
@squirrellyjane.bsky.social
Fuck racism, queer dev, naturally curious, member of the dead moms club, more of a lurker than a poster, she/her
I'm probably not gonna respond to your dm
I'm probably not gonna respond to your dm
Pinned
I'm androgynous like a baby is androgynous.
Face soft, body doughy
I'd like to do away with the concept of "sleeping wrong". What do you mean I "slept wrong" and have been sore for 2 days??
September 30, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I'd like to do away with the concept of "sleeping wrong". What do you mean I "slept wrong" and have been sore for 2 days??
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Coworker: How have you read 53 books this year?! How do you have the time?
Me: Well... I have adult money, I don't do things that I don't want to do, and I don't have children. So... 🫦
Me: Well... I have adult money, I don't do things that I don't want to do, and I don't have children. So... 🫦
September 21, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Coworker: How have you read 53 books this year?! How do you have the time?
Me: Well... I have adult money, I don't do things that I don't want to do, and I don't have children. So... 🫦
Me: Well... I have adult money, I don't do things that I don't want to do, and I don't have children. So... 🫦
I shared this opinion at my first "big kid" job and guy stepped up on me with his finger pointed in my face and yelled "SOCIALIST!" In that way, their office _was_ like a family. My family 🫠
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️
September 19, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I shared this opinion at my first "big kid" job and guy stepped up on me with his finger pointed in my face and yelled "SOCIALIST!" In that way, their office _was_ like a family. My family 🫠
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I love being married for many many reasons but one of them is that whenever I see someone talking about dating right now I want to die. I'm not built for that. I'm an indoor wife now
September 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I love being married for many many reasons but one of them is that whenever I see someone talking about dating right now I want to die. I'm not built for that. I'm an indoor wife now
This was my first time!
I found a Rarity-66 word worth 88 pts in OUTLIER.
EAGLE EYES · 816 points · 10 rare words.
Only 30 players have ever found it in all of Outlier.
1 find no one else found today.
OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me?
playoutlier.com/s/DCZ9WC
I found a Rarity-66 word worth 88 pts in OUTLIER.
EAGLE EYES · 816 points · 10 rare words.
Only 30 players have ever found it in all of Outlier.
1 find no one else found today.
OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me?
playoutlier.com/s/DCZ9WC
OUTLIER · Day 102
player-1328 scored 816 on Day 102. Can you beat them?
playoutlier.com
August 30, 2026 at 9:10 PM
This was my first time!
I found a Rarity-66 word worth 88 pts in OUTLIER.
EAGLE EYES · 816 points · 10 rare words.
Only 30 players have ever found it in all of Outlier.
1 find no one else found today.
OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me?
playoutlier.com/s/DCZ9WC
I found a Rarity-66 word worth 88 pts in OUTLIER.
EAGLE EYES · 816 points · 10 rare words.
Only 30 players have ever found it in all of Outlier.
1 find no one else found today.
OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me?
playoutlier.com/s/DCZ9WC
Why do we say "number 2" when "part doo" is right there
August 30, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Why do we say "number 2" when "part doo" is right there
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dear white people
cops aren't even supposed to be shooting guilty people
that is all
cops aren't even supposed to be shooting guilty people
that is all
August 24, 2026 at 10:17 AM
dear white people
cops aren't even supposed to be shooting guilty people
that is all
cops aren't even supposed to be shooting guilty people
that is all
Said "grand scream of things" accidentally in the meeting and ya know what, I was right
July 29, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Said "grand scream of things" accidentally in the meeting and ya know what, I was right
Bobby Switch
your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals
July 16, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Bobby Switch
You'll never guess what this manual is for based on the cover.
July 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
You'll never guess what this manual is for based on the cover.
Wife: It won't go in.
Me: Yes it will.
Wife: Its too big!
Me: No, it's not. Just go slow.
My wife and I playing Tears of the Kingdom
Me: Yes it will.
Wife: Its too big!
Me: No, it's not. Just go slow.
My wife and I playing Tears of the Kingdom
June 30, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Wife: It won't go in.
Me: Yes it will.
Wife: Its too big!
Me: No, it's not. Just go slow.
My wife and I playing Tears of the Kingdom
Me: Yes it will.
Wife: Its too big!
Me: No, it's not. Just go slow.
My wife and I playing Tears of the Kingdom
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one anecdote: I was searching for a link to one of my old papers on Google, and the automated Gemini summary attributed all of my lab's work to my husband
When utilized in literature review, LLMs consistently 1. fail to mention female authors in female-led literatures, 2. insist that men are more influential or more heavily cited when this is contradicted by objective citation counts, and 3. attribute women’s work to hallucinated male scholars.
June 17, 2026 at 7:20 PM
one anecdote: I was searching for a link to one of my old papers on Google, and the automated Gemini summary attributed all of my lab's work to my husband
I know its futile, but I will NEVER stop blocking amd reporting as spam.
You know, the barrage of robo texts you get after donating to a local candidate really disincentivizes the whole thing
June 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I know its futile, but I will NEVER stop blocking amd reporting as spam.
You know, the barrage of robo texts you get after donating to a local candidate really disincentivizes the whole thing
May 22, 2026 at 6:44 PM
You know, the barrage of robo texts you get after donating to a local candidate really disincentivizes the whole thing
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sure food is great but you know what absolutely fuckin rocks? beverages. I love you seltzer I love you tea I love you coffee I love you beer I love you ice water I love you orange juice sometimes I love to drink things I'm so glad there are beverages
May 19, 2026 at 5:41 AM
sure food is great but you know what absolutely fuckin rocks? beverages. I love you seltzer I love you tea I love you coffee I love you beer I love you ice water I love you orange juice sometimes I love to drink things I'm so glad there are beverages
I cannot express how flattered I am when I am hit on by a black woman
May 17, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I cannot express how flattered I am when I am hit on by a black woman
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The first rule about baby fight club is that you can't talk about baby fight club*
*due to being pre-verbal
*due to being pre-verbal
April 22, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The first rule about baby fight club is that you can't talk about baby fight club*
*due to being pre-verbal
*due to being pre-verbal
I appreciate bats so much I got a tattoo of one!
Bats play a vital role in healthy ecosystems, helping control insect populations, pollinate plants, and disperse seeds. These nighttime mammals may be misunderstood, but their impact on biodiversity is enormous.
#Bats #Animals #LifeScience #Ecosystem
#Bats #Animals #LifeScience #Ecosystem
April 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I appreciate bats so much I got a tattoo of one!
I know credit scores are a scam but its pretty annoying to see my score go down 5 points and when I look at what has changed its the utilization going from "good" to "excellent" and a balance decrease on one of the accounts. You'd think both of those things would help your credit score 🤨
April 8, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I know credit scores are a scam but its pretty annoying to see my score go down 5 points and when I look at what has changed its the utilization going from "good" to "excellent" and a balance decrease on one of the accounts. You'd think both of those things would help your credit score 🤨
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A lot of people on my team are reading the Dungeon Crawler Carl books and its just W I L D to know that my manager has read the word 'nussy'
March 30, 2026 at 3:30 AM
A lot of people on my team are reading the Dungeon Crawler Carl books and its just W I L D to know that my manager has read the word 'nussy'
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What the average person thinks HR is supposed to do for them at a job
is what unions are actually for.
is what unions are actually for.
March 27, 2026 at 12:55 PM
What the average person thinks HR is supposed to do for them at a job
is what unions are actually for.
is what unions are actually for.
I need men who deliver food to chill on the cologne
February 26, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I need men who deliver food to chill on the cologne
The next season of Storage Wars is about to get wild y'all
Jeffrey Epstein hid secret files in storage units across US
Exclusive: Epstein hid secret files in storage units across US
Paedophile paid private detectives to remove equipment from his home in apparent attempt to thwart investigators, Telegraph can reveal
www.telegraph.co.uk
February 24, 2026 at 11:33 PM
The next season of Storage Wars is about to get wild y'all