Dark Lichdale
@starkrichdale.bsky.social
Makin bangers at an old age
I get that kanji is more information-dense than western languages, but the length of these titles is really stretching the bounds of practicality
Natural High Year End Married Woman Special "Catch This Bitch And Pump Her From Behind While She's S******g!" "The Orgasmic Boy In Consecutive Home Sex!" "A Quickie With The Husband's Blowjob Loving Ass!" "A Gal Mama Gets Dripping Wet For Sucking Cock!" "A Tied Up Ass In Backdoor Squirting Orgasms!"
October 8, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I get that kanji is more information-dense than western languages, but the length of these titles is really stretching the bounds of practicality
Seems like such an easy dunk, but how has being Power Wanter worked out for you lately, libs?
Wynn's Law remains undefeated.
October 8, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Seems like such an easy dunk, but how has being Power Wanter worked out for you lately, libs?
Swag level of reaction: maximum
HOME RUN Victor Mesa Jr. (1)
401 ft (34°, 107.3 mph)
off Max Fried (77.9 mph Sweeper, 2926 rpm)
TB 4-NYY 2 (T6, 0-0, 2 outs)
https://www.mlb.com/video/victor-mesa-jr-homers-1-on-a-fly-ball-to-right-center-field-junior-caminero-scor-s3juwo
401 ft (34°, 107.3 mph)
off Max Fried (77.9 mph Sweeper, 2926 rpm)
TB 4-NYY 2 (T6, 0-0, 2 outs)
https://www.mlb.com/video/victor-mesa-jr-homers-1-on-a-fly-ball-to-right-center-field-junior-caminero-scor-s3juwo
October 8, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Swag level of reaction: maximum
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I dunno, this feels more antisemitic than anything Piker has said
October 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I dunno, this feels more antisemitic than anything Piker has said
It's pretty funny that both Andrew Cuomo and Laura Loomer are committed to the same bit of never getting his name right
And, of course, one of those two people is an establishment Democrat fave
And, of course, one of those two people is an establishment Democrat fave
October 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
It's pretty funny that both Andrew Cuomo and Laura Loomer are committed to the same bit of never getting his name right
And, of course, one of those two people is an establishment Democrat fave
And, of course, one of those two people is an establishment Democrat fave
The most famous Zen koan
October 6, 2026 at 8:24 AM
The most famous Zen koan
Watching Spider-Man: Brand New Day and I don’t know if y’all know this but you can just skip like 40 movies if you want to
You absolutely do not need to do the homework
You absolutely do not need to do the homework
October 6, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Watching Spider-Man: Brand New Day and I don’t know if y’all know this but you can just skip like 40 movies if you want to
You absolutely do not need to do the homework
You absolutely do not need to do the homework
It’s called “majesty.” Learn life
October 6, 2026 at 7:57 AM
It’s called “majesty.” Learn life
Everything is an op these days, but…
The squirrel person always seemed irrational but now they’re just full-on wellness check posting
October 6, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Everything is an op these days, but…
This is so annoyingly dumb because he’s obviously saying the gas prices are a small price to pay to avoid it
He says a billion insane things earnestly per day, and of course we have to try to make hay of the one that’s easily deflected
He says a billion insane things earnestly per day, and of course we have to try to make hay of the one that’s easily deflected
Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay
October 6, 2026 at 6:18 AM
This is so annoyingly dumb because he’s obviously saying the gas prices are a small price to pay to avoid it
He says a billion insane things earnestly per day, and of course we have to try to make hay of the one that’s easily deflected
He says a billion insane things earnestly per day, and of course we have to try to make hay of the one that’s easily deflected
Playing both sides so I still almost never come out on top
October 6, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Playing both sides so I still almost never come out on top
Rays... ha ha ha... Rays!
October 6, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Rays... ha ha ha... Rays!
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All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
October 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
This reminds me I owe the internet a djb apology form meme
“It’s always DNS” to “DNS isn’t real it can’t hurt you” pipeline
October 5, 2026 at 6:15 AM
This reminds me I owe the internet a djb apology form meme
World's least impressive speed bump
October 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
World's least impressive speed bump
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Me when my posts get 0 likes
October 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Me when my posts get 0 likes
*Chopping through drywall with an ax* What are the benefits, Sam?
Sam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI
politi.co/4rJE8dI
politi.co/4rJE8dI
Sam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI
politi.co/4rJE8dI
Sam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI
politi.co/4rJE8dI
www.politico.com
October 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
*Chopping through drywall with an ax* What are the benefits, Sam?
Having watched the rest of it, Neagley is a great spinoff from Reacher. Reacher is this almost alien Superman-like character for the rest of Alan Ritchson's life, then you get to watch his crew deal with real shit and actually learn and grow and so forth
October 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Having watched the rest of it, Neagley is a great spinoff from Reacher. Reacher is this almost alien Superman-like character for the rest of Alan Ritchson's life, then you get to watch his crew deal with real shit and actually learn and grow and so forth
The surprisingly abundant North American Boxcat
October 5, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The surprisingly abundant North American Boxcat
Turning the "it's cool a baby was eaten" dial and looking back at the audience
And yet, this was the moment. This was the apogee. Zenith. This was the Velvet Underground live at the Factory.
October 4, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Turning the "it's cool a baby was eaten" dial and looking back at the audience
Guess what? The Rays are the fuckin shit this year just like they are every year
October 4, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Guess what? The Rays are the fuckin shit this year just like they are every year
It’s so funny how much she sucks
New: Jasmine Crockett was offering government relations & lobbying services on a campaign-funded website.
It was taken down after Zeteo reached out.
Experts say they’d never seen something like this before.
Rules bar members from lobbying and from using campaign funds for non-campaign purposes.
It was taken down after Zeteo reached out.
Experts say they’d never seen something like this before.
Rules bar members from lobbying and from using campaign funds for non-campaign purposes.
Jasmine Crockett Offered Lobbying Services on Her Campaign-Funded Website – While in Office
The offering was removed after Zeteo contacted the Texas Democratic congresswoman’s office.
zeteo.com
October 2, 2026 at 4:47 AM
It’s so funny how much she sucks
Look I like spooky season as much as the next guy but you can’t just auto reboot to this screen
October 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Look I like spooky season as much as the next guy but you can’t just auto reboot to this screen
I get all the Braves hate but they are my emotional support team
October 2, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I get all the Braves hate but they are my emotional support team