Dark Lichdale
@starkrichdale.bsky.social
Makin bangers at an old age
Playing both sides so I still almost never come out on top
October 6, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Playing both sides so I still almost never come out on top
Me when my posts get 0 likes
October 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Me when my posts get 0 likes
Not *every* time, but close enough
October 5, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Not *every* time, but close enough
Look I like spooky season as much as the next guy but you can’t just auto reboot to this screen
October 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Look I like spooky season as much as the next guy but you can’t just auto reboot to this screen
Without hyperbole I can say possibly the funniest idea ever is that bioweapons are so hard to develop that serious actors couldn't figure it out until we built The Lying Machine
September 11, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Without hyperbole I can say possibly the funniest idea ever is that bioweapons are so hard to develop that serious actors couldn't figure it out until we built The Lying Machine
We can't let Jeff Bezos's rag off the hook, obviously
September 10, 2026 at 5:16 AM
We can't let Jeff Bezos's rag off the hook, obviously
I'm sorry, but at this point if you don't believe the "liberal media" likes Trump and wants him to win I can't take you seriously
If you subscribe to these outlets you are supporting open fascists
If you subscribe to these outlets you are supporting open fascists
September 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I'm sorry, but at this point if you don't believe the "liberal media" likes Trump and wants him to win I can't take you seriously
If you subscribe to these outlets you are supporting open fascists
If you subscribe to these outlets you are supporting open fascists
Searched the text because I'm a freak and wound up with this for the blocker
Tie goes to the blockee for these freaks
Tie goes to the blockee for these freaks
August 31, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Searched the text because I'm a freak and wound up with this for the blocker
Tie goes to the blockee for these freaks
Tie goes to the blockee for these freaks
Who was your first anime crush?
August 31, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Who was your first anime crush?
tysm for reminding me. i was preoccupied making pizza. cloudy night, but still a great show
August 28, 2026 at 3:58 AM
tysm for reminding me. i was preoccupied making pizza. cloudy night, but still a great show
The main thing you need to know about me is I think about this at least once every day
August 2, 2026 at 6:06 AM
The main thing you need to know about me is I think about this at least once every day
Harry Potter has guns bolted to his hands for some reason?
May 29, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Harry Potter has guns bolted to his hands for some reason?
Goddamn maybe he really can fix us
May 22, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Goddamn maybe he really can fix us
Moisturized. In my lane.
May 21, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Moisturized. In my lane.
The economy is governed by rational actors and is cool and normal 😎
May 7, 2026 at 8:34 AM
The economy is governed by rational actors and is cool and normal 😎
This is definitely going to be tried unironically and people need to prepare for it
May 6, 2026 at 6:30 AM
This is definitely going to be tried unironically and people need to prepare for it
Me and the boys monitoring the situation while we wait for the next Lego AI rap video to drop, because this is how the global economy works now
May 4, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Me and the boys monitoring the situation while we wait for the next Lego AI rap video to drop, because this is how the global economy works now