Stately MC
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It's very brave of Pete Hegseth to be so open about his ongoing struggles with low testosterone the past few years
Hegseth: "The ideological clowns are out. The patriotic cowboys are in, with testosterone testing on top."
September 30, 2026 at 10:03 PM
It's very brave of Pete Hegseth to be so open about his ongoing struggles with low testosterone the past few years
Any of my peeps know somebody in FPC Bryan? Cuz I'd really like Liz to see this
September 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Any of my peeps know somebody in FPC Bryan? Cuz I'd really like Liz to see this
In this picture: The individual the voting populace of the United States of America elected president and his pet ferret.
September 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
In this picture: The individual the voting populace of the United States of America elected president and his pet ferret.
Liberty. 1776-2026. RIP
September 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Liberty. 1776-2026. RIP
The federal government thinks it would be nice to have some help. You know what, James Bowman? It sure would be nice to have some help. That's literally the only reason we have government, but you wouldn't know it listening to these self-centered performocrats
www.cnbc.com/2026/09/03/v...
www.cnbc.com/2026/09/03/v...
Vance says Fed should lower interest rates: 'Would be nice to have some help'
Vice President J.D. Vance's remarks came less than two weeks before the Federal Open Market Committee is set to convene and decide whether to adjust rates.
www.cnbc.com
September 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
The federal government thinks it would be nice to have some help. You know what, James Bowman? It sure would be nice to have some help. That's literally the only reason we have government, but you wouldn't know it listening to these self-centered performocrats
www.cnbc.com/2026/09/03/v...
www.cnbc.com/2026/09/03/v...
Carrying her own bag
Natalie Harp is traveling with the president yet again today
(Win McNamee/Getty)
(Win McNamee/Getty)
August 28, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Carrying her own bag
That fucker can't even aspire to mediocrity
August 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
That fucker can't even aspire to mediocrity
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“House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries announced his opposition to Medicare for All on the same day a CBS News poll found 90 percent of Democratic voters support the idea—and 72 hours after a Yale University study showed the program would save 114,000 American lives and $1 trillion every year.”
Hakeem Jeffries’ Betrayal Shows Why Democratic Voters Are So Enraged
House Dems’ leader declared his opposition to Medicare For All on the same day a new poll shows almost all Democratic voters support it.
www.levernews.com
August 17, 2026 at 1:34 PM
“House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries announced his opposition to Medicare for All on the same day a CBS News poll found 90 percent of Democratic voters support the idea—and 72 hours after a Yale University study showed the program would save 114,000 American lives and $1 trillion every year.”
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Noun + Verb + Blame Joe Biden
BREAM: 76% of voters say the economy is fair or poor. When can Americans expect relief?
HASSETT: The prices went up so much under Joe Biden that we understand why people are still frustrated
HASSETT: The prices went up so much under Joe Biden that we understand why people are still frustrated
August 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Noun + Verb + Blame Joe Biden
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“They’re MAGA but they’re good people.” Nope, not a thing.
July 29, 2026 at 1:21 AM
“They’re MAGA but they’re good people.” Nope, not a thing.
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ICE desperately wants you not to care about this story
But we must. The killing of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a Mexican national striving for his American Dream, is a moral outrage, and a warning. ICE hopes you won't notice that mass deportation is back
My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...
But we must. The killing of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a Mexican national striving for his American Dream, is a moral outrage, and a warning. ICE hopes you won't notice that mass deportation is back
My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...
ICE killed Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. They want you to be apathetic. Don’t be. | Will Bunch
Salgado came from Mexico, built the American Dream, sent his sons to college, and was senselessly killed by ICE.
www.inquirer.com
July 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
ICE desperately wants you not to care about this story
But we must. The killing of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a Mexican national striving for his American Dream, is a moral outrage, and a warning. ICE hopes you won't notice that mass deportation is back
My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...
But we must. The killing of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a Mexican national striving for his American Dream, is a moral outrage, and a warning. ICE hopes you won't notice that mass deportation is back
My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...
This feels more like America 150
July 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
This feels more like America 150
I think I have a solution for out little Iran problem. We should put a tarp over the strait of Hormuz.
June 25, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I think I have a solution for out little Iran problem. We should put a tarp over the strait of Hormuz.
This may come as a surprise to business idiots, but it turns out that a company with twenty billion in revenue and five billion in losses may not actually be worth a trillion dollars.
finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...
finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...
SpaceX stock tumbles 16.4%, shaving off most IPO gains since debut
SpaceX stock fell again on Monday, giving it three straight down days after a massive run-up following its IPO earlier this month. SpaceX also confirmed its first-ever bond issuance in a filing.
finance.yahoo.com
June 22, 2026 at 10:53 PM
This may come as a surprise to business idiots, but it turns out that a company with twenty billion in revenue and five billion in losses may not actually be worth a trillion dollars.
finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...
finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...
TIL that my nana's kitchen in the 70's was American Flag Blue
June 22, 2026 at 3:50 AM
TIL that my nana's kitchen in the 70's was American Flag Blue
We will fix it?
Can we yes!
Can we yes!
June 21, 2026 at 9:28 PM
We will fix it?
Can we yes!
Can we yes!
Why would Joe Biden do this?
Took a 20 mile bike ride this morning to check out the Reflecting Pool
June 15, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Why would Joe Biden do this?
I feel like this picture is worth at least 1,500 words
June 4, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I feel like this picture is worth at least 1,500 words
Thinking about switching back to hotbot
May 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Thinking about switching back to hotbot
Usual
May 28, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Usual
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You were told that by propagandists and bots pretending to be grown adults.
May 17, 2026 at 11:20 PM
You were told that by propagandists and bots pretending to be grown adults.
Lose Kimmel and add Jon. And throw in Craigyferg. Now we're cookin'
May 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Lose Kimmel and add Jon. And throw in Craigyferg. Now we're cookin'
