Stately MC
statelymc.bsky.social
Stately MC
@statelymc.bsky.social
How is it that nobody seems to realize that you can just look these things up? People can and do count boats. It's not even hard. Traffic through the strait is averaging less than ten percent of what is was before operation Epic Furry.

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October 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Weirdest man ever born denounces weirdos.
September 30, 2026 at 9:09 PM
You can just stockpile them in your freezer. Showing up for an interview in October with a refreshing Shamrock Shake is a power move recruiters won't easily overlook

Of course, if you really want to lock it down, you have to go full McRib.
September 25, 2026 at 10:51 PM
"Communist" is a shibboleth by which you can identify American morons.
September 25, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Well past time to run-stop/restore this mess if you ask me.
September 25, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Zuck's made it a point of pride to be two years behind the curve.
September 24, 2026 at 1:25 AM
What a fucking farce. They should call on the Americans to observe the Budapest Memorandum, which guarantees their security against foreign invaders in exchange for giving up their nuclear weapons.
September 16, 2026 at 9:51 PM
But if there weren't any lazy, mediocre, untalented people trying to make art, there would be nothing to riff
September 13, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Give them another 200 lei
September 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
That'll be twenty bucks please
September 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The second it became apparent that you could circumvent the part of our constitution that states that only congress can declare war by simply claiming whatever the fuck the president was doing wasn't war is when our federal government became illegitimate. And that was more than half a century ago
September 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Remember when he told the credit card companies to cut their rates to ten percent?

Neither do the credit card companies.
September 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Where does this end, in your opinion? The grift just keeps getting worse, and out elections keep getting more illegitimate. At some point, somebody who clearly lost is going to declare victory and set things in motion that cannot be undone. Then what happens?
August 30, 2026 at 8:17 PM
We re-elected ours instead. What really kills me is the first time around he lost the popular vote, so I could pretend we didn't really want this. And then he betrayed the country, incited an coup, was convicted of dozens of felonies, and we elected him again. Bless us, father, for we have sinned.
August 28, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Are we talking about the president of South Canada?
August 27, 2026 at 8:57 PM
He's dead, so no.
August 21, 2026 at 12:18 PM
This is the behavior of people who don't think there's going to be another election.
August 21, 2026 at 12:12 AM
These two things are not the same. Bush was captivated by warmongers and people who stood to benefit from conflict. He was a weak man.

Trump is a literal imbecile who can only see the world as it pertains to how people perceive him. He's not even a functional human in that regard.
August 21, 2026 at 12:09 AM