Goot Hibson
@stochasticjack.bsky.social
Saint Dolly, pray for us.
"Garn, Stephens, tell'm young'ns how ya almost caught that big mouth at Lost Lake agin."
October 5, 2026 at 1:54 PM
"Garn, Stephens, tell'm young'ns how ya almost caught that big mouth at Lost Lake agin."
The best part about this whole story is that I haven't thought about this motherfucker in YEARS. Died in reviled obscurity. Nice.
Set record for longest serving GOP Speaker of the House✅
Went to prison for sexually abusing teenage boys✅
Highest ranking elected U.S. official to serve a prison sentence✅
Would love to see that last record broken soon🌅🇺🇸
Went to prison for sexually abusing teenage boys✅
Highest ranking elected U.S. official to serve a prison sentence✅
Would love to see that last record broken soon🌅🇺🇸
Dennis Hastert — the former House speaker who was later sentenced to prison time over hush money payments made to cover up sexual abuse of teen boys — has died at age 84.
October 5, 2026 at 1:50 PM
The best part about this whole story is that I haven't thought about this motherfucker in YEARS. Died in reviled obscurity. Nice.
Are we not, as a nation, long past giving even the tiniest shit about what dribble leaks out of the speech center of Bill Maher's decrepit brain? Put him on the same iceberg as DJT and push them both out to sea.
Maher claiming Trump dislikes sycophants flies in the face of literally everything Trump does to demand loyalty and punish anyone not kissing his ring.
Bill Maher Gives Shocking Take On Donald Trump And ‘Ass Kiss...
The “Real Time” host issued his eyebrow-raising analysis of the president on CNN....
www.huffpost.com
October 5, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Are we not, as a nation, long past giving even the tiniest shit about what dribble leaks out of the speech center of Bill Maher's decrepit brain? Put him on the same iceberg as DJT and push them both out to sea.
I need to grow a set and start telling people when I do NOT want to do something.
October 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I need to grow a set and start telling people when I do NOT want to do something.
"It's just this button right here. You just gotta press it."
September 30, 2026 at 3:22 AM
"It's just this button right here. You just gotta press it."
LOL. Whizzed right down his own pants leg.
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡
Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong.
Here's the whole sequence:
Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong.
Here's the whole sequence:
September 30, 2026 at 3:20 AM
LOL. Whizzed right down his own pants leg.
It is my sincere wish to someday meet the person who invented “six-seven,” and kill them on behalf of every third grade teacher in the world.
September 29, 2026 at 9:00 AM
It is my sincere wish to someday meet the person who invented “six-seven,” and kill them on behalf of every third grade teacher in the world.
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I remember a really frustrating conversation with a generally decent cishet white guy about a news story where a woman was roofied. he went off about wishing he could beat that guy up to avenge her, and I was like "how about start with calling out your friends' sexist tweets?" and he was like 😳
September 28, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I remember a really frustrating conversation with a generally decent cishet white guy about a news story where a woman was roofied. he went off about wishing he could beat that guy up to avenge her, and I was like "how about start with calling out your friends' sexist tweets?" and he was like 😳
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I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
September 28, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
Welp, (slaps knees, stands up) my day is made. See ya later.
September 28, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Welp, (slaps knees, stands up) my day is made. See ya later.
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Quelqu'un peut-il m'aider ? Il s'agit d'une enfant née le 17 août 1941 à Berlin. Elle a été enlevée à ma tante, alors âgée de 17 ans, par les nazis. Ma mère et ma tante étaient françaises et se trouvaient dans des camps de travail forcé à Berlin. 1/3
September 24, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Quelqu'un peut-il m'aider ? Il s'agit d'une enfant née le 17 août 1941 à Berlin. Elle a été enlevée à ma tante, alors âgée de 17 ans, par les nazis. Ma mère et ma tante étaient françaises et se trouvaient dans des camps de travail forcé à Berlin. 1/3
VIETNAMESE DRIVERS TEST Q14: When facing the wrong direction from the curb should you:
A. Enter the roadway and turn at the next intersection to face the intended direction;
B. Do a fucking 23-point turn in the middle of the goddamn street/alley/parking spot
A. Enter the roadway and turn at the next intersection to face the intended direction;
B. Do a fucking 23-point turn in the middle of the goddamn street/alley/parking spot
September 24, 2026 at 7:42 AM
VIETNAMESE DRIVERS TEST Q14: When facing the wrong direction from the curb should you:
A. Enter the roadway and turn at the next intersection to face the intended direction;
B. Do a fucking 23-point turn in the middle of the goddamn street/alley/parking spot
A. Enter the roadway and turn at the next intersection to face the intended direction;
B. Do a fucking 23-point turn in the middle of the goddamn street/alley/parking spot
Walking into MUJI reminds my nervous system that I am not in fact currently being pursued by bears
September 24, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Walking into MUJI reminds my nervous system that I am not in fact currently being pursued by bears
It doesn’t matter how awesome one’s significant other might be; every so often you’re going to walk away from a conversation with them wishing for a cigarette
September 23, 2026 at 2:37 AM
It doesn’t matter how awesome one’s significant other might be; every so often you’re going to walk away from a conversation with them wishing for a cigarette
"You should really paste a bunch of cheapass gold-colored stuff on the walls here. Loads of it. I got ours from Temu."
Had a productive meeting with the President today at Gracie Mansion.
September 22, 2026 at 3:13 AM
"You should really paste a bunch of cheapass gold-colored stuff on the walls here. Loads of it. I got ours from Temu."
Just my luck that neither of the motherfuckers work right
September 22, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Just my luck that neither of the motherfuckers work right
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Venn you see the truth...
September 22, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Venn you see the truth...
Seems like a good time for LimeWire to come back...
September 21, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Seems like a good time for LimeWire to come back...
RULE ONE: Do NOT leave JSN uncovered.
RULE TWO: It kinda doesn’t matter if you cover him or not
RULE TWO: It kinda doesn’t matter if you cover him or not
September 21, 2026 at 5:45 AM
RULE ONE: Do NOT leave JSN uncovered.
RULE TWO: It kinda doesn’t matter if you cover him or not
RULE TWO: It kinda doesn’t matter if you cover him or not
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congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
Disney+ has altered its user agreement to clarify that ads will be allowed on all subscription tiers. https://bit.ly/4hhOjBo
September 21, 2026 at 12:52 AM
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
When my mom started talking like this we put her in a home
September 19, 2026 at 7:47 AM
When my mom started talking like this we put her in a home
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A goofy guy and a bombshell gal gotta be one of the most powerful power couple configurations of all time
Remembering the Oscar winning ANNE BANCROFT — born 95yrs ago today.
AN AUDIENCE WITH MEL BROOKS (1983)
AN AUDIENCE WITH MEL BROOKS (1983)
September 18, 2026 at 4:41 AM
A goofy guy and a bombshell gal gotta be one of the most powerful power couple configurations of all time
If I could spend 150% of my disposable income on stuff from Muji I would
September 17, 2026 at 5:19 AM
If I could spend 150% of my disposable income on stuff from Muji I would
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Another thing: "Stayin' Alive" for all of its hugeness is a two second drum loop with squelchy synth on top and gritty, surrealistic lyrics about the fall of NYC. Tell me that doesn't sound like post-punk on paper.
September 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Another thing: "Stayin' Alive" for all of its hugeness is a two second drum loop with squelchy synth on top and gritty, surrealistic lyrics about the fall of NYC. Tell me that doesn't sound like post-punk on paper.
Currently teaching at two schools. One is lovely and filled with supportive staff and clever children who want to learn. The other is… not like that.
September 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Currently teaching at two schools. One is lovely and filled with supportive staff and clever children who want to learn. The other is… not like that.