The Smartest Floridian
@stryc9fuego.bsky.social
Cisgendered Heterosexual ally to the LGBTQIA+ community. He/Him or They/Them. Beware of splash damage. I don't argue with bigots. No DMs.
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I felt the best first post for me to make is my pinned post from the old bird site.
This always sucks and it's weird that the answer is potentially "more sweets" but anything with peppermint or ginger really helps the bubbly guts.
I've just eaten too many sweets and I feel sick, top adulting.
September 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
This always sucks and it's weird that the answer is potentially "more sweets" but anything with peppermint or ginger really helps the bubbly guts.
use smaller pasta. 😏
angel hair is al dente in less than five minutes.
angel hair is al dente in less than five minutes.
pasta should cook faster imo
September 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
use smaller pasta. 😏
angel hair is al dente in less than five minutes.
angel hair is al dente in less than five minutes.
"What was that last part? You sound like you got something in your throat..."
September 10, 2026 at 1:43 PM
"What was that last part? You sound like you got something in your throat..."
Considering our current president, women *definitely* aren't the unstable moody ones.
If a man murders his wife the average sentence is 2-3 years
If a wife murders her husband (usually after domestic abuse) the average sentence is 19 yrs
Men are responsible for 90% of domestic abuse
Maybe
Just maybe
women aren't the unstable moody ones 😒
If a wife murders her husband (usually after domestic abuse) the average sentence is 19 yrs
Men are responsible for 90% of domestic abuse
Maybe
Just maybe
women aren't the unstable moody ones 😒
September 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Considering our current president, women *definitely* aren't the unstable moody ones.
Cheers for copping to it!
Stolen valor is bad but stolen fellatio is so much worse. 😏
Stolen valor is bad but stolen fellatio is so much worse. 😏
It was me
(It wasn't me 😓)
(It wasn't me 😓)
September 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Cheers for copping to it!
Stolen valor is bad but stolen fellatio is so much worse. 😏
Stolen valor is bad but stolen fellatio is so much worse. 😏
at his size, a crown of thorns would have been, like, 2 thorns.
September 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM
at his size, a crown of thorns would have been, like, 2 thorns.
clearly the problem is nonfiction doesn't have very believable stories 😏
A parent just asked me how they could get their autistic child to stop reading so much fiction and read more nonfiction. I was taken aback. I'd never considered that would be a problem to solve
September 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
clearly the problem is nonfiction doesn't have very believable stories 😏
This is hilarious.
Do you think they need to stock up on ghoul costumes, or will they just sell his suits? 😄
Do you think they need to stock up on ghoul costumes, or will they just sell his suits? 😄
I want to ride the everyone mocks Seth Moulton train until the end of the line
September 3, 2026 at 1:27 PM
This is hilarious.
Do you think they need to stock up on ghoul costumes, or will they just sell his suits? 😄
Do you think they need to stock up on ghoul costumes, or will they just sell his suits? 😄
just thinking of the odd creative decision in the music video for "The Motown Song" by Rod Stewart where he's walking away with a dog walking next to him. clearly they don't want to show a dog's butthole, so what to do?
give the dog a tail to obscure that portion of anatomy? Nah.
Cake that dog up!
give the dog a tail to obscure that portion of anatomy? Nah.
Cake that dog up!
September 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
just thinking of the odd creative decision in the music video for "The Motown Song" by Rod Stewart where he's walking away with a dog walking next to him. clearly they don't want to show a dog's butthole, so what to do?
give the dog a tail to obscure that portion of anatomy? Nah.
Cake that dog up!
give the dog a tail to obscure that portion of anatomy? Nah.
Cake that dog up!
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
September 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
gnocchi is easily in my top 10 favorite things to do with a potato, and there are *a lot* of things you can do with a potato.
Making gnocchi for lunch so periodic reminder that you can cook it right in the sauce, which was a real game-changer discovery for me.
August 31, 2026 at 7:11 PM
gnocchi is easily in my top 10 favorite things to do with a potato, and there are *a lot* of things you can do with a potato.
the egg-and-spoon race ain't got shit on this
My favourite early-morning exercise is a high-intensity workout called:
Looking for My Keys While Holding a Full Cup of Coffee.
Looking for My Keys While Holding a Full Cup of Coffee.
August 31, 2026 at 2:44 PM
the egg-and-spoon race ain't got shit on this
you know what I haven't seen in a while, that I always lowkey loved? if you owned other games by a developer, they'd give you some bonus in the current game.
August 29, 2026 at 1:28 AM
you know what I haven't seen in a while, that I always lowkey loved? if you owned other games by a developer, they'd give you some bonus in the current game.
i've had enough politics for today. the only indictment I wanna hear about is if a lesbian eats a peppermint patty.
August 28, 2026 at 5:32 PM
i've had enough politics for today. the only indictment I wanna hear about is if a lesbian eats a peppermint patty.
Some people must be *made* of milk!
August 19, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Some people must be *made* of milk!
Going through a midlife crisis in 2026
>I bought a slightly fancier ramen to have as dinner.
>I will never financially recover from this lapse in judgement.
>I bought a slightly fancier ramen to have as dinner.
>I will never financially recover from this lapse in judgement.
August 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Going through a midlife crisis in 2026
>I bought a slightly fancier ramen to have as dinner.
>I will never financially recover from this lapse in judgement.
>I bought a slightly fancier ramen to have as dinner.
>I will never financially recover from this lapse in judgement.
Honestly?
Respect!
She shat her bed and now she's gonna sleep in it.
Respect!
She shat her bed and now she's gonna sleep in it.
August 18, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Honestly?
Respect!
She shat her bed and now she's gonna sleep in it.
Respect!
She shat her bed and now she's gonna sleep in it.
Yeah, I want my bread to be dry no matter the sandwich. There's no reason to make it soggy on purpose. That's the whole purpose of the bread: to be able to eat the meal without messing up your hands.
(Warning on the vid: Garron likes the odd swear)
youtube.com/shorts/dEaZU...
(Warning on the vid: Garron likes the odd swear)
youtube.com/shorts/dEaZU...
August 18, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Yeah, I want my bread to be dry no matter the sandwich. There's no reason to make it soggy on purpose. That's the whole purpose of the bread: to be able to eat the meal without messing up your hands.
(Warning on the vid: Garron likes the odd swear)
youtube.com/shorts/dEaZU...
(Warning on the vid: Garron likes the odd swear)
youtube.com/shorts/dEaZU...
I was thinking of hired professionals, and the term "time is money."
Time is time and money is money and if you find someone who insists they can save you one be prepared to pay the other.
Time is time and money is money and if you find someone who insists they can save you one be prepared to pay the other.
August 17, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I was thinking of hired professionals, and the term "time is money."
Time is time and money is money and if you find someone who insists they can save you one be prepared to pay the other.
Time is time and money is money and if you find someone who insists they can save you one be prepared to pay the other.
Reposted by The Smartest Floridian
Some people take 3 slices of pizza because they are afraid there won’t be enough
Others take only 1 slice for the same reason
Others take only 1 slice for the same reason
August 14, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Some people take 3 slices of pizza because they are afraid there won’t be enough
Others take only 1 slice for the same reason
Others take only 1 slice for the same reason
I'd make an argument for water pie and saltine pudding 😏
White people overcompensating with excessive seasoning is the culinary equivalent of Tarantino code-switching on BET.
The problem with "white" food is the same as white culture: there's no such thing.
There's Italian food, there's French food, there's Greek food. There's no white food.
The problem with "white" food is the same as white culture: there's no such thing.
There's Italian food, there's French food, there's Greek food. There's no white food.
August 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I'd make an argument for water pie and saltine pudding 😏
Life aboard the International Space Station
Less “lunch” than “hot sauce delivery mechanism”
August 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Life aboard the International Space Station
The song that absolutely works for me when I'm feeling this way is the Steven Universe outro song "Love Like You".
Particularly the lines:
I always thought I might be bad
Now I'm sure that it's true
'Cause I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you
...and that's an entire painful *mood*.
Particularly the lines:
I always thought I might be bad
Now I'm sure that it's true
'Cause I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you
...and that's an entire painful *mood*.
Listening to the same song over and over until I feel feelings again
August 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The song that absolutely works for me when I'm feeling this way is the Steven Universe outro song "Love Like You".
Particularly the lines:
I always thought I might be bad
Now I'm sure that it's true
'Cause I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you
...and that's an entire painful *mood*.
Particularly the lines:
I always thought I might be bad
Now I'm sure that it's true
'Cause I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you
...and that's an entire painful *mood*.
Reposted by The Smartest Floridian
Its a star trek esque go around the galaxy in a starship with different crewmembers in different roles on the ship, max crew size of 5, I'm up to 3, so need 2 more people
Looking for up to 3 people to play Pulsar lost colony at some point
August 13, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Its a star trek esque go around the galaxy in a starship with different crewmembers in different roles on the ship, max crew size of 5, I'm up to 3, so need 2 more people