The cops tranqed a mountain lion in front of my house this morning. I do not live in the wilderness
September 18, 2026 at 7:24 PM
The cops tranqed a mountain lion in front of my house this morning. I do not live in the wilderness
Is it good when your mechanic recognizes your voice over the phone?
September 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Is it good when your mechanic recognizes your voice over the phone?
My patio table seems to be melting mosquitoes and various small flying bugs
September 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
My patio table seems to be melting mosquitoes and various small flying bugs
There's a decided lack of curb stomping in this man's life
September 7, 2026 at 4:02 PM
There's a decided lack of curb stomping in this man's life
This is how you turn Florida blue
Cubans living in Florida are being deported to Africa
www.tampabay.com/news/2026/08...
www.tampabay.com/news/2026/08...
Cubans living in Florida are being deported to Africa
ICE sent them away under a controversial policy without knowing where they were going or what would happen next.
www.tampabay.com
September 1, 2026 at 3:38 PM
This is how you turn Florida blue
Just let him build his bunker and when he loses the election and gets in it to "stay in office," just let him. Lock the door and problem solved.
August 31, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Just let him build his bunker and when he loses the election and gets in it to "stay in office," just let him. Lock the door and problem solved.
She didn't consider human decency a political position
Honestly I think a bunch of the time she said 'I'm not political at all' first, and that was like a magic spell that rendered whatever extremely socialist thing she said agreeable to everyone.
August 26, 2026 at 7:34 PM
She didn't consider human decency a political position
Reposted by Sunset Dweller
When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone.
August 26, 2026 at 1:09 AM
When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone.
Sincere thank you to my auto correct for catching a very unfortunate typo in chicken nuggets
August 23, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Sincere thank you to my auto correct for catching a very unfortunate typo in chicken nuggets
What if we give Luigi twelve weeks of training, a radio, and $150k in taxpayer funded overtime? Then can we encourage him to shoot whomever he wants?
Cool, so as long as we can trust all of our fellow citizens to be right on the merits each and every time, we should encourage vigilante executions.
August 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
What if we give Luigi twelve weeks of training, a radio, and $150k in taxpayer funded overtime? Then can we encourage him to shoot whomever he wants?
Finally saw The Odyssey this weekend and can I just say holy shit we are finally gonna get the Street Fighter 2 movie we always deserved
August 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Finally saw The Odyssey this weekend and can I just say holy shit we are finally gonna get the Street Fighter 2 movie we always deserved
WaPo is selling loosies
"The filibuster is an artifact of an earlier era. That is what makes it valuable."
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August 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
WaPo is selling loosies
Getting a lot of podcast ads for Ohio recently
August 6, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Getting a lot of podcast ads for Ohio recently
He had hundreds of children of which one survived
Bragging about missing the message of a movie for seven-year-olds
August 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
He had hundreds of children of which one survived
Your car and your pet can always tell when you have a little extra money in your pocket
August 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Your car and your pet can always tell when you have a little extra money in your pocket
I tried muting the cry laugh emoji and it does not seem to work
July 30, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I tried muting the cry laugh emoji and it does not seem to work
Complaining about "men in women's sports" sounds extra stupid when you're a professional basketball player and therefore already better at your sport than 99.99% of men on earth
July 30, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Complaining about "men in women's sports" sounds extra stupid when you're a professional basketball player and therefore already better at your sport than 99.99% of men on earth
Famously popular comedian on bluesky, Bill Maher
I don't know how many times black women have to tell you Maher is a weirdo before you believe it.
KANEW: “Bill Maher says he’s open to voting for Vance in 2028… Bill Maher is not your friend, Democrats. He’s John Fetterman with a talk show. Time to turn him off.”
July 21, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Famously popular comedian on bluesky, Bill Maher
What do we want? Means tested dogshit!
When do we want it? Who gives a shit, I'm personally doing great!
When do we want it? Who gives a shit, I'm personally doing great!
July 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
What do we want? Means tested dogshit!
When do we want it? Who gives a shit, I'm personally doing great!
When do we want it? Who gives a shit, I'm personally doing great!
I think a lot of people need to recognize the difference between serial killers and mass murderers
July 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I think a lot of people need to recognize the difference between serial killers and mass murderers
I really expected Lindsey Graham's sister to look a lot more like Lindsay Graham
July 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I really expected Lindsey Graham's sister to look a lot more like Lindsay Graham
Seems like there should be at least one famous soccer player with no hands
July 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Seems like there should be at least one famous soccer player with no hands
The clown shit comparison of the DSA to Stalin aside, you were a republican my whole life and if it comes to a choice between the techno-fascist ethnostate party or doubling taxes on your vacation home, we both know what box you're going to check
Jeez, I get one Totenkopf tattoo, and I gotta hear this crap
wait that wasn't me
wait that wasn't me
Stfu man. We know you were always gonna choose the Nazis
July 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
The clown shit comparison of the DSA to Stalin aside, you were a republican my whole life and if it comes to a choice between the techno-fascist ethnostate party or doubling taxes on your vacation home, we both know what box you're going to check
Stfu man. We know you were always gonna choose the Nazis
If the message from some of you here is "it's okay to be Stalinists because our opponents are Nazis," be ready for the possibility that - given that choice - people will choose Nazis.
July 2, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Stfu man. We know you were always gonna choose the Nazis
Fake ass conservatism. You know how your daddy would've dealt with depression? Do that
Rep. Tom Kean finally speaks after months away from Congress for a previously unexplained absence: "I was given the diagnosis of depression ... the doctors recommended I remain in the hospital to address my illness"
June 30, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Fake ass conservatism. You know how your daddy would've dealt with depression? Do that