The Best Brian
@thebestbrian.bsky.social
He's the best folks, and he's here on the app
I would like to see the next President launch Rupert Murdoch into orbit
MS NOW and CNN journalists were turned away from the White House this morning following Trump's announcement that he was banning several media outlets.
September 19, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I would like to see the next President launch Rupert Murdoch into orbit
Is there anything more unappetizing than the sight of 'cottage cheese' ?
September 19, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Is there anything more unappetizing than the sight of 'cottage cheese' ?
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Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
i dont understand what winning ai means and why i should be scared of not winning ai
September 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
You see these kids? Woke Ben Stiller FORCED them to get skinny without Ozempic. Not so funny now huh??
September 16, 2026 at 1:50 PM
You see these kids? Woke Ben Stiller FORCED them to get skinny without Ozempic. Not so funny now huh??
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Credit where due. Trump knows his base: Florida cops who use Flock cameras to stalk their ex-girlfriends.
President Trump expressed his support for a fast-growing surveillance tool opposed by many Americans, saying he likes Flock cameras “because of law enforcement.”
“They think it’s an infringement. I like them,” he said.
“They think it’s an infringement. I like them,” he said.
Trump says he likes Flock license-plate cameras amid growing backlash
The president, while acknowledging some people consider the surveillance technology “an infringement,” said he supports it “because of law enforcement.”
www.washingtonpost.com
September 14, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Credit where due. Trump knows his base: Florida cops who use Flock cameras to stalk their ex-girlfriends.
"hey dad can you help pay for my wedding"
"Ugh yeah ..sure"
"Thanks!!!"
"Ugh yeah ..sure"
"Thanks!!!"
New:
Donald Trump Jr.’s Bahamas Wedding Was Secretly Bankrolled by Russian Oligarch Close to Putin
www.propublica.org/article/dona...
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Donald Trump Jr.’s Bahamas Wedding Was Secretly Bankrolled by Russian Oligarch Close to Putin
www.propublica.org/article/dona...
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Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding Bankrolled by Putin-Linked Russian Oligarch
The oligarch, Umar Kremlev, spent hundreds of thousands on expenses like renting out a private island. He appears to have met Trump Jr. only recently, but he attended the intimate wedding with a large...
www.propublica.org
September 14, 2026 at 11:14 AM
"hey dad can you help pay for my wedding"
"Ugh yeah ..sure"
"Thanks!!!"
"Ugh yeah ..sure"
"Thanks!!!"
Just thought of a funny fake NFL player named Darius Pee and his nickname is "D-Piss Man"
September 13, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Just thought of a funny fake NFL player named Darius Pee and his nickname is "D-Piss Man"
The two fellas
'Godzilla vs. Sonic: First Encounter' (Demo) by BirdleGame
Demolish everything in sight as Godzilla, and reach breakneck speeds as Sonic!
https://sonicfangameshq.com/forums/showcase/godzilla-vs-sonic-first-encounter.2918/
Demolish everything in sight as Godzilla, and reach breakneck speeds as Sonic!
https://sonicfangameshq.com/forums/showcase/godzilla-vs-sonic-first-encounter.2918/
September 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM
The two fellas
For those too young to remember what life felt like before 9/11, this was really it. youtu.be/E1fzJ_AYajA?...
Len - Steal My Sunshine
YouTube video by LenVEVO
youtu.be
September 11, 2026 at 12:22 PM
For those too young to remember what life felt like before 9/11, this was really it. youtu.be/E1fzJ_AYajA?...
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Incoming 24 hour news cycle about how the most full of shit man in history might be able to keep a promise he has zero intention of keeping
September 10, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Incoming 24 hour news cycle about how the most full of shit man in history might be able to keep a promise he has zero intention of keeping
Source: he made it up
Trump on 9/11: "I just thank my people. I was building a big building in New York & I took the whole crew down there right after this happened & they had no hesitation. Everybody went down with me... we thought it was coming down on top of us... two fireman lifted me up and started running with me"
September 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Source: he made it up
Sorry for being cringe but the Ocarina of Time Remake has me hyped.
September 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Sorry for being cringe but the Ocarina of Time Remake has me hyped.
"American needs to stop woke public school education and start giving young men CTE"
Yet, Ben Sasse and the @wsj.com seem to think that it is appropriate to double down on sacrificing American boys to the death sentence that is this sport.
www.wsj.com/opinion/free...
www.wsj.com/opinion/free...
September 5, 2026 at 2:15 PM
"American needs to stop woke public school education and start giving young men CTE"
I feel really good about buying that car with the "outdated" infotainment system aka it actually has buttons and dials.
September 5, 2026 at 11:12 AM
I feel really good about buying that car with the "outdated" infotainment system aka it actually has buttons and dials.
Just walked by the Apple store and inside are people being FORCED to watch Ted Lasso. Aren't apple users going through enough????
September 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Just walked by the Apple store and inside are people being FORCED to watch Ted Lasso. Aren't apple users going through enough????
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You can’t have a computer with consciousness because consciousness is not stored in the brain. Also we don’t know what brains are or how they work
September 4, 2026 at 1:43 PM
You can’t have a computer with consciousness because consciousness is not stored in the brain. Also we don’t know what brains are or how they work
This is so funny and out of touch.
We currently own a used car with an high interest rate (lower than 11%, thank God) - but it's not even close to the astronominical expenses of housing and childcare.
We currently own a used car with an high interest rate (lower than 11%, thank God) - but it's not even close to the astronominical expenses of housing and childcare.
More than 10 million Americans take out a used car loan every year, with an average rate of an insane 11.4%.
We lower those rates by 4 points with our FHA for Car Loans proposal, saving the typical borrower $6,000 over the life of their loan.
We lower those rates by 4 points with our FHA for Car Loans proposal, saving the typical borrower $6,000 over the life of their loan.
September 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
This is so funny and out of touch.
We currently own a used car with an high interest rate (lower than 11%, thank God) - but it's not even close to the astronominical expenses of housing and childcare.
We currently own a used car with an high interest rate (lower than 11%, thank God) - but it's not even close to the astronominical expenses of housing and childcare.
Me reading some fuck ass sing song poetry in the Lord of the Rings: 🤨
Me watching Legalos, Gimly, and Aragon battle skeleton ghosts: this is the best shit. These guys are unbelievable.
Me watching Legalos, Gimly, and Aragon battle skeleton ghosts: this is the best shit. These guys are unbelievable.
September 4, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Me reading some fuck ass sing song poetry in the Lord of the Rings: 🤨
Me watching Legalos, Gimly, and Aragon battle skeleton ghosts: this is the best shit. These guys are unbelievable.
Me watching Legalos, Gimly, and Aragon battle skeleton ghosts: this is the best shit. These guys are unbelievable.
My boss: hey can you help with something
Me: can't. Too busy watching clips of Will Sasso as Kenny Rogers from MadTv on my phone
Me: can't. Too busy watching clips of Will Sasso as Kenny Rogers from MadTv on my phone
September 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
My boss: hey can you help with something
Me: can't. Too busy watching clips of Will Sasso as Kenny Rogers from MadTv on my phone
Me: can't. Too busy watching clips of Will Sasso as Kenny Rogers from MadTv on my phone
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I would rather a politician talk to Hasan Piker than Jared Kushner
August 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I would rather a politician talk to Hasan Piker than Jared Kushner
This is what goes on in my mind when people tell me they're getting their graduate degree
August 27, 2026 at 10:29 AM
This is what goes on in my mind when people tell me they're getting their graduate degree
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"Online leftists don't have jobs" excuse you? I'm literally posting instead of doing mine right now
August 21, 2026 at 12:49 PM
"Online leftists don't have jobs" excuse you? I'm literally posting instead of doing mine right now
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Please enjoy these 93 glorious seconds of Godzilla 2000 shaking the hands of children and posing for photos.
August 18, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Please enjoy these 93 glorious seconds of Godzilla 2000 shaking the hands of children and posing for photos.
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there's not a lot to be encouraged by in the world these days but Trump's floor being lower than we thought is one thing
August 17, 2026 at 7:16 PM
there's not a lot to be encouraged by in the world these days but Trump's floor being lower than we thought is one thing