The Devil Himself.
thedevilhimself666.bsky.social
The Devil Himself.
@thedevilhimself666.bsky.social
Just spending eternity all up in your details.

ThatSatanGuy.substack.com

Becoming a follower of Satan...
has never been so damn easy. 🔥😈🔥
Pinned
Dear #ChristianNationalists,

Sorry I misjudged you at first.

Sincerely,
Big D

(P.S. See you soon.)
Enough with all this goodness and hope...

What is HAPPENING WITH YOU POLLYANNAS?!

🔥WRITE IN SWALWELL!!!!🔥
June 2, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Shit. 👿
Hence our article from March...
we cannot WAIT to see Mark Vincent's documentary
" #TheNarcissistsPlaybook "

SUPPORT THIS FILM!!!
www.narcissistsplaybook.com
Making #narcissism awareness fundamental to our society will be transformative for all of us. Especially now.
#narcissisticabuse #gaslighting
June 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I got @markruffalo.bsky.social😈

I don't know what to say,
I'm as delightfully surprised as all of you-
none of us down below ever expected this windfall...

And it's not even the weekend🎉

I'd personally like to thank
implicit racial bias
classism
& the ever persistent
celebrity insulation effect💪🔥
May 28, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Well, literally damn it.
But... but I made him so much prettier this time than my last one.

How did you all fall for the ugly one... but you're seeing through my Adonis version?

I'll never understand how to consistently manipulate you monkeys.

Damn you all. (Pretty please?😈)

#GavinNewsom
April 6, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Ah, crap.
You guys are on to me again.
👿

#gavinnewsom
#TrojanNewsom

#Fascism is like a vampire.
It needs at least someone
to invite it in.

Half of us did it before.
Don't let the other half do it again.

(Even if it is the better looking half.)

#gavinnewsom

open.substack.com/pub/bsofa/p/...
March 3, 2026 at 10:51 AM
I know I'm the prince of lies and all.
But sometimes I realize that
I have to be honest with myself.

(deep breath)

She's--
going to ruin all my evil plans that I've worked so very hard for,
isn't she?
(sigh)👿

#aoc
February 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Every time ya think someone's finally throwing the genuine virtue party...

they end up
slipping me in thru the back door.

And I'm defo lovin' my continued all access pass to you humans 😈
Bad news.
More & more reports coming in that @upscrolled.bsky.social freely hosts a lot of ProHitler "exterminate the Jews" accounts. And unlike the, of course hugely problematic tiktok & IG, Upscrolled nevertheless doesn't let you remove comments these accounts freely litter any of your posts with.
February 2, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Despite our history,
every now and then,
big guy in the attic says something that brings a smile to my face 😈
Senator Mike Lee posts prayers when a Republican has an allergic reaction but posts jokes when a Democrat is murdered in their home.

He’s going to Hell.
June 18, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The way this one listens to every li'l thing I whisper in his ear...

❤️‍🔥😈❤️‍🔥
“We are not cutting Medicaid”

- Speaker Johnson, lying 🤥

#TrumpsTrillionsTransfer
May 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
That's my guy 😈
May 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I'm Satan.
And I approve of this message.
😈
CANADA: Satan says vote Conservative 😈: “Wanna wear pins of the leader’s dumb head?” #canada #elections #april28th #marccarney #pierrepoilievre #jagmeetsingh #liberal #conservative
April 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No notes.
😈
April 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Crap.

I can't shake this feeling
that my li'l apocalypse party may be over.

God damn me.👿
(Again.)
April 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Yeah yeah, I can admit it.
Not my best day of evil.

Damn you, Wisconsin.

Damn you straight to me.
👿
April 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
We're redesigning our brochures down here, and you seem to have a...
flare... for copy.

If we commissioned you, would you be willing to...

sign... a li'l contract? 😈
Travel to the United States! Highlights include:
-viral outbreaks
-food borne illness
-plane crashes
-shootings
-race and gender based violence
-ICE detention centers
-and more!
March 24, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Hi #Elon!
As head of our quaint little operation down here
just wanted to reach out to make sure you've been satisfied w/our service.

We hope this run up to years of success has met all of your expectations.

And now as it's time
to settle out your account
we'd like to thank you
for choosing Hell.😈
March 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Why, thank you.
Have to admit, I am pretty proud of myself on this one.

Was feeling like people weren't even sure if I existed anymore.

But thanks to... this glorious glorious movement...

I've a whole new crop of souls committed to me.

The future's looking dark.

And I'm on... 🔥😈🔥
They gave up their dignity and bent the knee, betraying both their customers and their country.

And they did it for money. Money they had no need for.

The result? They lost billions and billions.

The worst deal with the devil ever.
March 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A deal's a deal.

Adam held up his end of the bargain...

although when I said I'd make him... "famous" again...

he was adorably much too eager to even question...

'yeah, but for what?'

😈
Adam Curry, former MTV VJ turned podcaster turned Christian nationalist, says those who oppose Elon Musk and DOGE "are under dark spiritual spells and I think we need to pray for them."
March 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
No no no!..

Is my sweet satanic surprise behind the face of an angel, actually turning..

good.. on me?

Amy..

What happened to our "they'll never see the dagger coming as I deeply plunge & twist it into the throats of the working class innocents" plans?
#AmyConeyBarret = 🔥💔🔥

youtu.be/fLG6FtGn3yk
March 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I love pretend indignance.

It's one of my favorite inventions 😈
Andrew Tate is having a meltdown following the announcement that the Florida AG has opened a criminal investigation into him and his brother.

🍿
March 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Although against my personal ethics to officially like posts by Big G in the Attic...

gotta admit, seeing him start to sound all first testament smitey... even against my main li'l d...

gives me a whisp of nostalgia for why I sorta actually used to worship the guy...
March 5, 2025 at 8:21 AM
We don't say thank you enough to the people we've come across who've made a true difference.

#MAGA... truly...

thanks for everything you do for me.

Don't ever stop being you.

See you soon 😈
a man wearing a red jacket and a black shirt
Alt: a man wearing a red jacket and a black shirt
media.tenor.com
March 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
"Go on... just.. drive through that puddle..." I'll gently whisper to the Irvine officer pursuing one of my misunderstood criminal souls😈
This is a joke and a waste of taxpayer dollars. Irvine has the first (and hopefully last) police Cybertruck in the U.S.

Saw a guy on a video, I think TikTok, ripping parts off a Cybertruck with his bare hands and destroying the doors by slamming them. That car has no business in a police fleet.
February 23, 2025 at 8:46 AM