Conservative Worried Government Coming To Take His Hard-Earned Genitals https://theonion.com/conservative-worried-government-coming-to-take-his-hard-1851261770/
October 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Conservative Worried Government Coming To Take His Hard-Earned Genitals https://theonion.com/conservative-worried-government-coming-to-take-his-hard-1851261770/
rural conservative areas aren't conservative because they're poor. they're poor because they're conservative
October 25, 2026 at 9:33 PM
rural conservative areas aren't conservative because they're poor. they're poor because they're conservative
1. It's because the conservative press will talk about nothing else
2. The mainstream press likes how the conservative press sets the agenda, makes their jobs a lot easier
2. The mainstream press likes how the conservative press sets the agenda, makes their jobs a lot easier
Obama’s Cheesecake Factory decor joke is going to continue to get far more play in the media, days after it happened, than RFK Jr being openly racist. Draw your own conclusions about the press based on that.
October 27, 2026 at 4:07 PM
1. It's because the conservative press will talk about nothing else
2. The mainstream press likes how the conservative press sets the agenda, makes their jobs a lot easier
2. The mainstream press likes how the conservative press sets the agenda, makes their jobs a lot easier
Conservative Media Rallies Behind The Cheesecake Factory After Obama Serves Up Diss
Conservative Media Rallies Behind The Cheesecake Factory After Obama Serves Up Diss | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
youtu.be
October 28, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Conservative Media Rallies Behind The Cheesecake Factory After Obama Serves Up Diss
guy who says he is 'as left as they come' but is actually a reactionary conservative for the 90s instead of the 50s
October 26, 2026 at 8:53 PM
guy who says he is 'as left as they come' but is actually a reactionary conservative for the 90s instead of the 50s
one irony about the conservative turn against the furry community is that there are (and still is) a big portion of people who are furry and moderate/conservative
we already have evangelical furries!
October 27, 2026 at 3:21 PM
one irony about the conservative turn against the furry community is that there are (and still is) a big portion of people who are furry and moderate/conservative
Centrists are the most conservative group in American politics. Trump is not a conservative, he is a fascist, conservative ideology is a status quo ideology which is exactly what centrism is.
October 25, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Centrists are the most conservative group in American politics. Trump is not a conservative, he is a fascist, conservative ideology is a status quo ideology which is exactly what centrism is.
Conservative projection is nearing sentience now.
JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
October 27, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Conservative projection is nearing sentience now.
the key to saving western civilization (conservative activists writing fanfic about a racist minor)
October 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
the key to saving western civilization (conservative activists writing fanfic about a racist minor)
Oh? Cindy Hyde-Smith isn’t conservative enough huh?
October 27, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Oh? Cindy Hyde-Smith isn’t conservative enough huh?
The simple difference between Conservative and Liberals.
October 28, 2026 at 11:38 AM
The simple difference between Conservative and Liberals.
“If I lose it’s your fault” has been the conservative mantra since Gettysburg
October 26, 2026 at 10:19 AM
“If I lose it’s your fault” has been the conservative mantra since Gettysburg
From the conservative subreddit
October 22, 2026 at 4:29 PM
From the conservative subreddit
>30
>man
>gay
>gov staffer
>>catholic conservative
>>>thinks hellen keller wasn't real
this is relatively normal for the gop at this point
>man
>gay
>gov staffer
>>catholic conservative
>>>thinks hellen keller wasn't real
this is relatively normal for the gop at this point
Helen Keller died in 1968, she isn't Tom fucking Bombadil. Also DC con moment
October 28, 2026 at 4:55 AM
>30
>man
>gay
>gov staffer
>>catholic conservative
>>>thinks hellen keller wasn't real
this is relatively normal for the gop at this point
>man
>gay
>gov staffer
>>catholic conservative
>>>thinks hellen keller wasn't real
this is relatively normal for the gop at this point
is being conservative the new “punk rock”? of course not you fuckin dip shit
October 23, 2026 at 4:24 AM
is being conservative the new “punk rock”? of course not you fuckin dip shit
"Growing anti-Indian rhetoric within the GOP is pushing some lifelong conservative Indian American voters to reconsider their allegiance to the Republican Party"
The Right Hates Indian Americans. It Might Cost Republicans Texas.
Growing anti-Indian rhetoric within the GOP is pushing some lifelong conservative Indian American voters to reconsider their allegiance to the Republican Party.
www.huffpost.com
October 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
"Growing anti-Indian rhetoric within the GOP is pushing some lifelong conservative Indian American voters to reconsider their allegiance to the Republican Party"
Conservative morons wonder why people need to be told not to be a transphobic dicks
October 26, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Conservative morons wonder why people need to be told not to be a transphobic dicks
Talked my conservative sister out of voting 💅
October 27, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Talked my conservative sister out of voting 💅
St.X is a big deal in Cincinnati, especially with white conservative voters. The petition is being covered by the local news.
October 25, 2026 at 7:36 PM
St.X is a big deal in Cincinnati, especially with white conservative voters. The petition is being covered by the local news.
New york times conservatives being conservative because they work at the New York times which is a conservative outlet.
October 27, 2026 at 12:27 PM
New york times conservatives being conservative because they work at the New York times which is a conservative outlet.
The IDU is an international syndicate for far-right authoritarians, and Canada’s Conservative Party is actively aligned with it.
Keeping membership in this organization is a direct betrayal of democratic values.
An editorial by @taylornoakes.com.
Keeping membership in this organization is a direct betrayal of democratic values.
An editorial by @taylornoakes.com.
The Conservative Party's membership in the IDU is a threat to Canadian democracy
The Conservative Party's continued membership in the IDU isn’t just a national embarrassment: it threatens Canadian democracy.
cultmtl.com
October 25, 2026 at 6:45 PM
The IDU is an international syndicate for far-right authoritarians, and Canada’s Conservative Party is actively aligned with it.
Keeping membership in this organization is a direct betrayal of democratic values.
An editorial by @taylornoakes.com.
Keeping membership in this organization is a direct betrayal of democratic values.
An editorial by @taylornoakes.com.
How long before BCers begin to regret electing a Conservative majority to teach Eby a lesson?
I’m gonna go with this coming Thursday.
I’m gonna go with this coming Thursday.
October 25, 2026 at 10:29 PM
How long before BCers begin to regret electing a Conservative majority to teach Eby a lesson?
I’m gonna go with this coming Thursday.
I’m gonna go with this coming Thursday.
Stop voting conservative*sigh*.
October 27, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Stop voting conservative*sigh*.