Butts McGee (eClaire)
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Butts McGee (eClaire)
@themanburglar.bsky.social
huh????? what???????
Pinned
to riff... perchance to laugh
one thing about me is I'm completely normal. any interaction we've had where I came off otherwise? that was actually you being weird
October 3, 2026 at 11:25 AM
good morning rise and grind if the Korean headspa in my hotel neighborhood doesn't open up an earlier spot for me than their website has available I'm going to **** *******
October 3, 2026 at 11:23 AM
I'm not the one to talk about how insane and racist this all is, I just want to point out how funny it's gonna be when they claim their cultural heritage here and Americans will accept it because we're too stupid to remember why anyone came from anywhere in particular
September 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I'm "working" from home today does anyone want to give me 600 dollars for a switch 2 and fire emblem
September 23, 2026 at 2:15 PM
thinking about having children puts you into some weird headspaces you don't expect, such as "do they make a Snoo (smart sleeper bassinet that rocks your baby to sleep) for adults"
September 23, 2026 at 2:13 PM
please. wake me up when man develops two dicks 🙄
September 22, 2026 at 12:01 AM
fundamentally im bitter that some of the most annoying old twitter guys are now leading political discourse when I'm the annoying old twitter guy who should be leading political discourse
September 21, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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September 21, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Justice in the looney tunes world looks like a human basketball professional stretching their body beyond physical limits to make sure the bad aliens go back to hell where they belong. Not for Daffy Duck to get an unsolicited $12.56 check from the ACME class action joint
also. why make this erin brokovich. who needed that. who asked for tort reform
September 21, 2026 at 11:54 PM
couldn't finish this. sorry but hollywood is cooked
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has passed $100M worldwide.
September 21, 2026 at 11:35 PM
can y'all help me remember that the best revenge is a life well lived/my paper/etc? and its not to rot on the couch in shame
September 21, 2026 at 11:30 PM
who's the bigger fool? the fool who makes five toy stories or the fool who watches them
one of the toys has an addiction to batteries and some of the other toys can hack your house. future rocks. I'm watching at 2x speed still gotta know what happens
September 20, 2026 at 9:49 PM
just put on toy story 5 and I think it's cool how all the toys sound like they're in their 60s
September 20, 2026 at 9:16 PM
tag yourself in the AI slop, I'm the "defund hate" button
A lefty lib posted this on Linkedln and how delusional can you possibly get. The MAGA side agrees to literally none of those boxes on the right side—except maybe if it was only for white people. Even that's a maybe.
September 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
just saying if you've been a size 6 your whole life and suddenly sometime since 2023 you became a size 2, I fucking hate you honestly
September 15, 2026 at 3:59 PM
You Can See Everything is going to change things for me I think. it's a huuuuge tick in the "life worth living" box even now
September 10, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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I cannot stress enough how bad the situation is for the people ICE expelled to Equatorial Guinea right now.

Grateful to Ahmed Soliman for talking with me despite the retaliation against him every time he goes on the record.
prospect.org/2026/09/09/s...
‘Shoot Him!’: Police Threaten Third-Country Nationals Imprisoned in African Hotel - The American Prospect
‘I’m fighting for my life,’ said Ahmed Soliman after the latest in a string of abusive incidents in Equatorial Guinea, where ICE expelled him five months ago.
prospect.org
September 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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September 9, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Mamdani to institute mandatory summer jobs training program for landlords
September 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
boy you've got a prayer in Memphis......
September 8, 2026 at 2:45 PM
kinda feels like charlie kirk died ten years ago
September 7, 2026 at 3:19 AM
learning to sew:
wait... geometry is amazing....
September 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
maturing is realizing your grandma was right and The Prayer is a banger
September 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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• one family is in the final stages of getting housing & should move in this month!

• one friend moved back home with their mom, they’re doing really well 🖤

The support we provide folks is to both address their needs & to build relationships & community with them. Mutual aid!
September 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Sending out monthly stipends is also a chance to check in & hear how folks are doing. Here’s some updates from the folks y’all help support:

• a longtime friend is applying to attend University of DC

• another visited family for the first time in years (it was a lovely trip)
September 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM