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Keep Calm and Cari On
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KC, MO. Gamer. Quilter. CCL (crazy cat lady.) Love nearly all music. I block accounts that post AI slop. Torties rule! 🧡🖤
Pinned
I think she’s cold. 🥶
#AmberTheTortie #CatsofBlueSky
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September 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
September 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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Feeling stressed? Put this on repeat next to your ear.

#AmberTheTortie #CatsofBluesky
September 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Ok, I'll do a FOIA
September 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Excellent. The republican dumbasses will still try to override the will of MO voters if/when the vote doesn’t go their way, but it’s a victory for MO voters!

#gerrymandering #Missouri
September 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Not far from me, some bold-ass mfckrs shot up a car in town in broad daylight. Lee's Summit, MO is a large, but relatively low-crime area (usually only break-ins and stupid kid crap.) Now LS residents are bickering back and forth on Facebook about Flock cameras.😡

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPlB...
Violent video shows moments of highway shooting in Lee's Summit
YouTube video by KCTV5 News
www.youtube.com
September 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Meanwhile, in Independence, MO (suburbs of Kansas City)…

#DataCenters
September 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Ghost Cologne is performing here at McKeever’s this afternoon. Smelled him half a store away.
John Cusack Sprays Deodorant
ALT: John Cusack Sprays Deodorant
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August 31, 2026 at 9:26 PM
It’s a shame that “Little Sparrow” isn’t on that list.

youtu.be/_en_xp1RIRg
August 28, 2026 at 3:17 PM
The eclipse just peaked. Almost 100% for us, but not quite. Still the faintest sliver of light before starting to brighten up again.
August 28, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Well shit. Here’s #3.

abcnews.com/GMA/Culture/...
August 27, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Me when I’m overstimulated and my teen sons want to mess with me.
August 27, 2026 at 1:51 PM
The heck I won’t be. This week sucks.

Isn’t the superstition that these things come in threes? Another shoe drop like this in the same week is going to destroy me… 😞

#RIPTimCurry #RIPDollyParton
August 26, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I don’t know which is better—fear or butger.
August 24, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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The Earth is made up of 70% water, and it’s uncarbonated...

So, technically it's flat.
August 21, 2026 at 2:13 PM
This is an excellent point with just the right amount of swearing.
Oh, for fuck's sake. If you had an "AI" generate the text, then you're not the author. "Oh, but the ideas are mine." Motherfucker, ideas aren't copyrightable, and neither is the text if "AI" barfed it out. In neither a logistical nor legal sense does the term "author" convey to you.
Dean of Science at Stellenbosch University writes that although AI generates almost all the words for his articles (including this one):

"AI did almost all of the writing. I remain the expert and the thought leader behind the piece."

www.nature.com/articles/d44...
August 19, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Our beauty is back for good! Illuminate KC 💡
August 19, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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Republican power grabs in Kansas and Missouri are going down in flames with 18-25% of votes reported so far.

Missouri's Amendment 4 aimed to make citizen-initiated constitutional amendments practically impossible.

Kansas' Amendment 1 was designed to flip the state Supreme Court to ban abortion
August 5, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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It's official.

Kansas Republicans have lost their State Supreme Court referendum attempt, and it won't even be close.

Fantastic news.
August 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
first image in your camera roll that makes you laugh out loud
July 24, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Cutie patootie.

#DashTheRagdoll

It’s almost #Caturday
July 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Mustard, dill pickle, celery seed.
quote post with thy preferred hot dog toppings so that thou may be judged by thy peers
July 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Oh, thaaat’s what a hoodie is for! 😻
I’m so thankful for my cats ♥️

#kitty #kitten #cats #love
July 10, 2026 at 5:39 AM
What’s it like in your head?
July 10, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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DuckDuckGo's browser now blocks most YouTube video ads automatically on iPhone, Windows, and Mac, with Android support coming soon. This feature uses uBlock Origin filters and works within the browser alternativeto.net/news/2026/7...
July 9, 2026 at 7:32 AM