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...and apologize for after I'm gone. #SorryNotSorry
...and apologize for after I'm gone. #SorryNotSorry
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· Apr 27
I'll "tone down the rhetoric" when President InEpstein's social media accounts are shut down permanently. Until then, you dumb cucks can sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up; either you own the monster you created, or IT. OWNS. YOU. May you feel the same anxiety millions of Americans do daily. 🖕🤬
Because AI's circular financing bubble is the only thing keeping US GDP afloat. Reign them in, the bubble pops, and the entire economy goes into a full-blown recession.
I wonder why Trump and Republicans are promoting this industry so heavily and are allowing them to operate free from any guardrails or regulation?
October 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Because AI's circular financing bubble is the only thing keeping US GDP afloat. Reign them in, the bubble pops, and the entire economy goes into a full-blown recession.
I updated all of the apps on my phone *less than 2 days ago* and there are already 64 new updates waiting for me in the Play Store!? I call total bullshit. Ain't no way in hell y'all are putting out meaningful updates this quickly all at once.
This is *exactly* why I keep auto updates turned OFF! 🖕
This is *exactly* why I keep auto updates turned OFF! 🖕
October 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I updated all of the apps on my phone *less than 2 days ago* and there are already 64 new updates waiting for me in the Play Store!? I call total bullshit. Ain't no way in hell y'all are putting out meaningful updates this quickly all at once.
This is *exactly* why I keep auto updates turned OFF! 🖕
This is *exactly* why I keep auto updates turned OFF! 🖕
Hey @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social! How do I get a couple of those yard signs I keep seeing?
I do NOT want to be signed up for any mailing lists or spam or SMS campaigns or anything like that; may my privacy and sanity be spared. I just want a couple of signs for my yard, that's it! 😉
I do NOT want to be signed up for any mailing lists or spam or SMS campaigns or anything like that; may my privacy and sanity be spared. I just want a couple of signs for my yard, that's it! 😉
September 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Hey @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social! How do I get a couple of those yard signs I keep seeing?
I do NOT want to be signed up for any mailing lists or spam or SMS campaigns or anything like that; may my privacy and sanity be spared. I just want a couple of signs for my yard, that's it! 😉
I do NOT want to be signed up for any mailing lists or spam or SMS campaigns or anything like that; may my privacy and sanity be spared. I just want a couple of signs for my yard, that's it! 😉
The US Government is soooooooo prone to "irreparable harm," but only when the Repubes are in control. Definitely the result of fragile old men in office. Call 'em the GOSP from now on:
The Grand Old Snowflake Party
The Grand Old Snowflake Party
If Trump started injecting every immigrant with bubonic plague, the Supreme Court would rule that while they take a year or two to decide if it's constitutional, the program should go forward because to not let Trump inject people with bubonic plague would do irreparable harm to the government
it's evidently too much to ask the rw justices to consider the irreparable harm to individuals treated to such inhumanity. they are complicit in this criminality. shame on all six of them. and shame on us for having a system that allows this illegality.
September 30, 2026 at 3:29 PM
The US Government is soooooooo prone to "irreparable harm," but only when the Repubes are in control. Definitely the result of fragile old men in office. Call 'em the GOSP from now on:
The Grand Old Snowflake Party
The Grand Old Snowflake Party
As someone who is entirely self-employed, I pay an effective tax rate north of 28%! If anyone needs a break, it's the millions of self-employed who are the very essence of the "American Dream."
Alas, we don't have dark money and Super PACs to rep us...mostly because we're paying double the taxes.
Alas, we don't have dark money and Super PACs to rep us...mostly because we're paying double the taxes.
Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations:
Alphabet: 8.01%
AT&T: 4.6%
Meta: 3.57%
General Motors: 3.09%
Amazon: 1.37%
Exxon Mobil: 1.31%
Disney: -1.57%
CVS Health: -3.88%
Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5%
This is what a rigged system looks like.
Alphabet: 8.01%
AT&T: 4.6%
Meta: 3.57%
General Motors: 3.09%
Amazon: 1.37%
Exxon Mobil: 1.31%
Disney: -1.57%
CVS Health: -3.88%
Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5%
This is what a rigged system looks like.
September 25, 2026 at 7:55 AM
As someone who is entirely self-employed, I pay an effective tax rate north of 28%! If anyone needs a break, it's the millions of self-employed who are the very essence of the "American Dream."
Alas, we don't have dark money and Super PACs to rep us...mostly because we're paying double the taxes.
Alas, we don't have dark money and Super PACs to rep us...mostly because we're paying double the taxes.
US Government says it found a whopping *1600* cases of voter fraud...in a country of 211M active voters. For perspective, that's 0.0008% of the total nationwide voter base; it doesn't even amount to a rounding error.
September 23, 2026 at 3:27 PM
US Government says it found a whopping *1600* cases of voter fraud...in a country of 211M active voters. For perspective, that's 0.0008% of the total nationwide voter base; it doesn't even amount to a rounding error.
Anker has started sending their promotional emails to me in German, instead of English. I've never even viewed the German Anker website. 🤷♂️
In the immortal words of Will Ferrell's "Alex Trebek:"
Bist du Isländer oder zurückgeblieben?
In the immortal words of Will Ferrell's "Alex Trebek:"
Bist du Isländer oder zurückgeblieben?
September 22, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Anker has started sending their promotional emails to me in German, instead of English. I've never even viewed the German Anker website. 🤷♂️
In the immortal words of Will Ferrell's "Alex Trebek:"
Bist du Isländer oder zurückgeblieben?
In the immortal words of Will Ferrell's "Alex Trebek:"
Bist du Isländer oder zurückgeblieben?
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🇬🇧 Bluesky's moderation (@moderation.bsky.app) has flagged this bot as spam. Apparently, this happened because it sends too many replies to different users (in other words, it is doing its job), despite the profile properly indicating that it is an automated account.
August 28, 2026 at 1:58 AM
🇬🇧 Bluesky's moderation (@moderation.bsky.app) has flagged this bot as spam. Apparently, this happened because it sends too many replies to different users (in other words, it is doing its job), despite the profile properly indicating that it is an automated account.
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Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior https://theonion.com/report-reveals-jesus-christ-may-have-benefited-from-fat-1833717521/
September 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior https://theonion.com/report-reveals-jesus-christ-may-have-benefited-from-fat-1833717521/
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Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/
September 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/
It pains me so when The Onion's parody intersects reality. How the fuck did I end up on *this* timeline?
September 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
It pains me so when The Onion's parody intersects reality. How the fuck did I end up on *this* timeline?
The People of Texas deserve to see this report NOW. The only reason to delay the release is to DEFRAUD your voters by failing to provide vital statistics about existing policies ahead of an election.
Without the report, I have to assume that 10X as many mothers have died. Prove me wrong!
Without the report, I have to assume that 10X as many mothers have died. Prove me wrong!
Texas won’t release first maternal death report since overturning of Roe v. Wade until after midterms
The report, which has traditionally been released every other year on or near Sept. 1 will now not be released until Dec. 1.
www.keranews.org
September 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The People of Texas deserve to see this report NOW. The only reason to delay the release is to DEFRAUD your voters by failing to provide vital statistics about existing policies ahead of an election.
Without the report, I have to assume that 10X as many mothers have died. Prove me wrong!
Without the report, I have to assume that 10X as many mothers have died. Prove me wrong!
I slept "wrong" and fucked up my shoulder and neck, which presents an annoying thought:
How utterly fucked are we as a species when we can't even get the basics of sleep "right!?" We have an entire industry based on improving something that should be as natural to us as breathing air. We're doomed.
How utterly fucked are we as a species when we can't even get the basics of sleep "right!?" We have an entire industry based on improving something that should be as natural to us as breathing air. We're doomed.
September 17, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I slept "wrong" and fucked up my shoulder and neck, which presents an annoying thought:
How utterly fucked are we as a species when we can't even get the basics of sleep "right!?" We have an entire industry based on improving something that should be as natural to us as breathing air. We're doomed.
How utterly fucked are we as a species when we can't even get the basics of sleep "right!?" We have an entire industry based on improving something that should be as natural to us as breathing air. We're doomed.
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🔥 we see you polymarket🤔
September 16, 2026 at 12:38 PM
🔥 we see you polymarket🤔
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He’s catatonic
Safe to say the people of Kentucky are not being represented properly
September 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
He’s catatonic
I get that math is hard but when someone with $Hundreds-of-Billions tells you they paid $Millions of dollars in taxes, IT'S A BRAG! It's often 1% or less of their income. How much of your income is taken in Federal Tax? I paid 26%.
A flat tax would eliminate the gymnastics used to evade them.
A flat tax would eliminate the gymnastics used to evade them.
September 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I get that math is hard but when someone with $Hundreds-of-Billions tells you they paid $Millions of dollars in taxes, IT'S A BRAG! It's often 1% or less of their income. How much of your income is taken in Federal Tax? I paid 26%.
A flat tax would eliminate the gymnastics used to evade them.
A flat tax would eliminate the gymnastics used to evade them.
The way Repube leadership talks, Texas Values™ include:
1. Fuck over thy neighbor
2. Scam and defraud like thy God intended
3. Lick the boots of thy Corporate and Religious Overlords like good little Sub Cucks
Tis another prosperity gospel: "Give us all your money and you'll be rich!"
1. Fuck over thy neighbor
2. Scam and defraud like thy God intended
3. Lick the boots of thy Corporate and Religious Overlords like good little Sub Cucks
Tis another prosperity gospel: "Give us all your money and you'll be rich!"
September 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
The way Repube leadership talks, Texas Values™ include:
1. Fuck over thy neighbor
2. Scam and defraud like thy God intended
3. Lick the boots of thy Corporate and Religious Overlords like good little Sub Cucks
Tis another prosperity gospel: "Give us all your money and you'll be rich!"
1. Fuck over thy neighbor
2. Scam and defraud like thy God intended
3. Lick the boots of thy Corporate and Religious Overlords like good little Sub Cucks
Tis another prosperity gospel: "Give us all your money and you'll be rich!"
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The level of desperation in President InEpstein's $5k bullshit bribe tells me everything I need to know about how the Midterms are gonna go. Dems will have landside victories and Repubes will scream fraud like their political lives depend on it.
September 10, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The level of desperation in President InEpstein's $5k bullshit bribe tells me everything I need to know about how the Midterms are gonna go. Dems will have landside victories and Repubes will scream fraud like their political lives depend on it.
In other news...OpenAI spent $7M in compute to solve a math problem with a $1M prize. In case anyone isn't clear on how AI economics work, this was labeled a "win" for the company. 😆💀
www.quantamagazine.org/ai-has-solve...
www.quantamagazine.org/ai-has-solve...
AI Has Solved One of Math’s $1 Million Millennium Prize Problems | Quanta Magazine
Mathematicians at OpenAI showed that the Navier-Stokes equations, which describe how fluids flow, can sometimes “blow up.” But the massive result is not without controversy.
www.quantamagazine.org
September 9, 2026 at 2:38 PM
In other news...OpenAI spent $7M in compute to solve a math problem with a $1M prize. In case anyone isn't clear on how AI economics work, this was labeled a "win" for the company. 😆💀
www.quantamagazine.org/ai-has-solve...
www.quantamagazine.org/ai-has-solve...
The Trump Mob Family and, by extension of willful enablement, the Republican Party are Terrorist Organizations as defined under US Law.
September 9, 2026 at 8:02 AM
The Trump Mob Family and, by extension of willful enablement, the Republican Party are Terrorist Organizations as defined under US Law.
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While first responders and families were scrambling on 9/11, Donald Trump was on TV bragging that his building was the tallest in Manhattan.
"They built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second tallest, and now it's the tallest."
"They built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second tallest, and now it's the tallest."
September 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
While first responders and families were scrambling on 9/11, Donald Trump was on TV bragging that his building was the tallest in Manhattan.
"They built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second tallest, and now it's the tallest."
"They built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second tallest, and now it's the tallest."