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Your Undead Friend Shane
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Award winning writer and two-time chili cook-off runner up who was put on this Earth to teach 8YOs how to hit lasers and flip bats.

I moonlight as a lawyer, but probably not your lawyer.

Evansville Super Fan, Baseball Ireland Ambassador
I don't think it's that hard to figure out. He comes across as authentic, prepared, and confident *and* he's nice to look at. AOC is the same.

People like Trump because he "tells it like it is." People don't like Vance and Harris because it's obvious they're putting on a show.
Figuring out why Ossoff is so effective is an interesting task.

I think he's mastering a kind of stern dignity that is uniquely compelling in contrast to the clownish cruelty of the other side.

I think the other person who's kind of hit on the same thing is AOC, though in a different register
Ossoff: "I think Pete Hegseth is frankly a deeply unwell person who seems to relish this kind of brutality all the while he's running a department that is falling into chaos. The guy cannot run the military competently and is spending his time with this kind of obscene medieval spectacle."
October 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Better than that new Marvel that's coming out. And the new Marvel is actually nuts.

Complicated Patterns — Break-even, 59/100, $94M tentpolegame.com/m/VJW4wUMTry0a
October 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Really making sure Hasan gets the attention he was seeking and more. Great job.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December.
October 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I like the Super Intelligence term. When discussing artificial intelligence, it may take some time to figure out if the other person is a moron. If they say Super Intelligence, you know right away.
October 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I remember the first time I had an EMT worker as a client and I was appalled and shocked at the pay rate.
www.ems1.com/response-tim...

The NYC EMS system is on the verge of collapse & experiencing increasing breakdowns of basic service.

The reason is simple & yet widely ignored.

The pay is terrible.

Fucking terrible. An fdny emt can work 90 hour weeks and go home with $12/hour.
NYC ambulance response times hit record high amid EMS staffing shortage
Life-threatening emergency response times have climbed from 9:34 in 2021 to 13:09 this fiscal year as FDNY loses about 10 ambulance units daily to staffing shortages, with officials pointing to the pa...
www.ems1.com
October 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
My therapist was recommending the Pomodoro method for working with my ADHD since I can't medicate right now. As she was talking, I could only think of making this meme for the next 5 minutes.
October 8, 2026 at 2:26 PM
My man looks like Beethoven's death mask was left in a hot truck too long.
My man looks like a beluga whale pitching Bitcoin
October 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Proud Dad skeet: Older child had himself a day. 1-2 w a double and 3 walks and this outstanding pitching line. Just hung one off speed pitch.
October 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Solid back to back.
October 4, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Thinking about buying that pub outside of Dublin with 2 houses attached that's been going viral on Instagram. It's less than a house in Atlanta.
October 2, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Federal work comp attorneys just started looking at beach houses.
TSA says it is removing chairs at document checks in airports, requiring staff to stand for their shift.

TSA explained the reason as twofold: to ensure its employees meet its fitness standards and to create an amiable environment for travelers.
TSA officers must now stand up on the job
The agency is removing chairs from document-checking stations.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
The amount of people on this site who are obsessed with harassing and shitting on the devs is wild.
October 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
They didn't like my $5000 idea? Well these dumb fucks will love a big company getting bigger in a state where they don't even want to go.
Exclusive: President Trump will announce a Minnesota company’s plan to build a $15 billion steel mill in Iowa, as he looks to counter voter frustration with the economy ahead of the midterm elections.
Trump to Unveil Planned $15 Billion Iowa Steel Project
The announcement comes as Trump is looking for wins ahead of a tough midterm election for Republicans.
on.wsj.com
September 28, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Lol. As a youth sports coach, this is so objectively wrong that if this guy wasn't a known professional athlete, I'd have questioned if he had ever played sports.
3. Jay Feely: “Girls are so emotional that to go out and play their best, they have to be right emotionally. You know, whereas guys, like, we can fight in the locker room… it doesn’t matter.”
September 28, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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The culture has massively changed and fragmented, obviously, but people in their 40s and 50s not knowing popular music is eternal.
September 28, 2026 at 12:38 PM
I have now listened to The Song. I probably had heard it before. But it sounds like every other pop country song to me. It's just not a song people who don't like country are going to notice.
"Well I don't have a TV or a radio so it's not surprising I haven't heard the song"

You live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.
September 28, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Younger child puked on the way to our tournament today. 5 minutes from the fields. The kid rallied and came in to pitch and finish our final game, securing the win.

Peak closer behavior.
September 28, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
September 23, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
6/ Weeks later, Kao tells his team Collins committed to getting the company $32M in naval contracts.
September 22, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
September 20, 2026 at 12:22 PM
September 21, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Yes. They like Trump.
"If CNN is prevented from traveling with Trump on Monday despite being scheduled for pool duty, will the other television networks continue to participate in the pool and replace CNN’s reporting staff on the trip?" www.status.news/p/trump-pres...
The Press Pool Predicament
As news organizations prepare to challenge Trump’s media ban in court, CNN’s scheduled pool duty is forcing the press corps to immediately confront how far it will go in defense of its barred colleagu...
www.status.news
September 21, 2026 at 12:21 AM
"May peace be with you with this punch."

A thing my smaller child said in church promoting me to turn around and glare this morning.
September 20, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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My feelings on Kentucky football (chaotic good) are opposite of Kentucky men’s hoops (lawful evil).
September 19, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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This is wild: scammers are hijacking real artists' official Spotify pages with AI slop to make $$$.

We know this because we did it. We made AI music and put it on a real band's page. It was shockingly easy. There is a gaping hole in how music is digitally distributed www.404media.co/spotify-ai-m...
I Hijacked a Real Artist's Spotify with AI Music. It Was Disturbingly Easy
A glaring loophole in digital music distribution makes it very easy to piggyback on the talent of real artists with AI generated music.
www.404media.co
September 17, 2026 at 1:53 PM