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People are rude about Matt Forde as a comedian, just because he's not that funny, but actually as a podcast host I think he's very insightful, and often has on guests and thought leaders who prove to be very influential, years later

Google "Matt Forde Political Party Episode 25" for more info
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September 18, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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"your holiness, it's called a sankey diagram"
September 18, 2026 at 3:07 PM
there's a quality prime time game show in this i reckon

without clicking through to see the answer (contained in the post before this one): WHAT CELEBRITY HOLDS THESE CRISP OPINIONS

i do believe you can work it out from the information provided
September 18, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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additionally, Stanley Matthews coached an all-black team of men from Soweto. hating apartheid was normal!
A guy whose fame was based on performing bawdy ditties with a ukulele got booted out of South Africa in 1946, in part for hugging a black woman at one of the free gigs he insisted on doing for black audiences, and his wife telling the govt to shove it up their arse.

Can we be serious here.
September 18, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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When the venue manager objected, his wife and manager Beryl responded, "Why don't you piss off, you horrible little man?"
September 18, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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George Formby refused to perform to a segregated audience in apartheid South Africa.

Just something to think about.
September 18, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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Lmao
September 18, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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steve mcmanaman has more la liga titles than david beckham, and also more champions league medals
May 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
is there anyone in Britain who HASN'T been run over by Wes Fofana
September 18, 2026 at 2:50 PM
sudden accumulation of dogshit football takes on the timeline, including

David Becham was *good* for England

and

Wes Fofana *shouldn't* die in a car accident

lmao
September 18, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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September 18, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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"Max Mosley and his black shirts not a boy band but a bunch of racist slags" Danny Dyer
September 18, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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dudes rock
September 17, 2026 at 12:46 AM
damn, i seem to have lost my violin
September 18, 2026 at 11:57 AM
the Eurovision thing is of course ennervating but also "Jamie Grierson", who it says here is a "Senior News Reporter" for the Guardian, has cooked up a pretty incredible article of bullshit about it

it's extremely weird?
September 18, 2026 at 10:55 AM
the final line of this 💀
Ed Sheeran and the tyranny of the centrist dad
YouTube video by Meditations for the anxious mind
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September 18, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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September 18, 2026 at 9:23 AM
would knock up a script that takes Guardian promos and reformats them in Telegraph font/layout, but it would involve interacting with the Telegraph website

anyway here's what inspired that idea
September 18, 2026 at 9:00 AM
apparently this is something he picked up from noted medical expert Novak Djokovic
September 18, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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is this what they mean by ‘touching grass’
September 18, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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The court filing dug up by @kint.bsky.social is the most They Admit It i have ever seen in my life

www.404media.co/doom-loop-op...
‘Doom Loop’: OpenAI and Microsoft Admits LLMs Are Destroying the Web and Built on Theft
"Millions of people around the world will soon consider large models ‘hoovering up’ all their work to be an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions."
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September 17, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Sharing this for no other reason than to remember when Tom Watson was the secret Third Mario Brother
September 17, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Remember when the Guardian fired Dawn Foster for calling this guy out
yesss hahaha yessss
September 17, 2026 at 9:54 PM
20yo me would be surprised that I'm still alive and would probably take it as an excuse to be come even worse
Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
September 17, 2026 at 9:38 PM