Guy Incognito
@tramplezone.bsky.social
Hi SNL. FYI, you don’t need to do Trump (or politics for that matter) in every cold open. Thanks for listening to my comedic opinions.
November 1, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Hi SNL. FYI, you don’t need to do Trump (or politics for that matter) in every cold open. Thanks for listening to my comedic opinions.
I would be embarrassed to even attempt a 20 yard field goal.
October 31, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I would be embarrassed to even attempt a 20 yard field goal.
UCF shoulda gone for 2, right?
October 24, 2026 at 11:27 PM
UCF shoulda gone for 2, right?
Glad to see Michigan really used their bye week to get the offense back on track.
October 17, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Glad to see Michigan really used their bye week to get the offense back on track.
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Honestly the odds of Smith going up and catching a bad Sayin pass in triple coverage was about as high as the odds of Sayin successfully throwing the ball to a wide open guy
Indiana quadrupled-teamed Jeremiah Smith, leaving Bo Jackson open for the TD.
October 17, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Honestly the odds of Smith going up and catching a bad Sayin pass in triple coverage was about as high as the odds of Sayin successfully throwing the ball to a wide open guy
Whatever - I’ve seen plenty of executions by firing squad:
October 15, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Whatever - I’ve seen plenty of executions by firing squad:
Michigan beats Oklahoma. Oklahoma beats Texas. We’re transitive #1. I love this dumb sport.
October 10, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Michigan beats Oklahoma. Oklahoma beats Texas. We’re transitive #1. I love this dumb sport.
I hate college football so much… until next week.
September 26, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I hate college football so much… until next week.
I hope they storm the field and steal Lane Kiffen’s wallet.
September 20, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I hope they storm the field and steal Lane Kiffen’s wallet.
This Michigan offense simply isn’t good enough to blow anyone out. So turnovers are going to be extremely costly.
September 19, 2026 at 9:07 PM
This Michigan offense simply isn’t good enough to blow anyone out. So turnovers are going to be extremely costly.
Ok but why does this look like a fish?
So much work by my colleagues went into this. (To be clear I did absolutely none of that work, but saying "so much work by my colleagues went into this" is an old trick that makes people think you must have been really helpful. Keep that one in mind for when you need it)
Does your college football roster cost $8M or $50M? Here's our report on 68 teams (Gift Article)
The best teams are, on average, the ones paying players the most, but there's a wide disparity between the schools at the top and the bottom of major conferences.
www.nytimes.com
September 16, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Ok but why does this look like a fish?
Put it in the Louvre:
September 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Put it in the Louvre:
When the thing first went down between LSU and the SEC, I asked the question: how soon will a team file a lawsuit to determine the outcome of a game? I was half joking, but we’re already feeling awfully close, aren’t we?
September 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
When the thing first went down between LSU and the SEC, I asked the question: how soon will a team file a lawsuit to determine the outcome of a game? I was half joking, but we’re already feeling awfully close, aren’t we?
Kyle Wittinghan is 2-0 in the big house and I hated both games.
September 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Kyle Wittinghan is 2-0 in the big house and I hated both games.
Why does the ref sound like AI?
September 6, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Why does the ref sound like AI?
There’s a very real chance we lose this game 13-10 and if we do, I’m done with college football.
September 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
There’s a very real chance we lose this game 13-10 and if we do, I’m done with college football.
If Trump renames Lake Ontario to Lake America, rather than using HOMES to remember the Great Lakes, we’ll use SHAME: apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump mulls renaming Lake Ontario as 'Lake America.' Canadians balk at the idea
President Donald Trump is floating the idea of renaming Lake Ontario to become “Lake America” as his trade war with Canada intensifies.
apnews.com
August 26, 2026 at 3:24 AM
If Trump renames Lake Ontario to Lake America, rather than using HOMES to remember the Great Lakes, we’ll use SHAME: apnews.com/article/trum...
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You’d think more people with means would want to do the sorts of things that make you beloved forever.
August 25, 2026 at 6:51 PM
You’d think more people with means would want to do the sorts of things that make you beloved forever.
There should be a standard correlation between hotel stars and type of toilet paper. Thank you.
August 25, 2026 at 2:05 AM
There should be a standard correlation between hotel stars and type of toilet paper. Thank you.
Google Gemini is a genius:
July 24, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Google Gemini is a genius:
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Nobody ruins a vibe better than Trump
July 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Nobody ruins a vibe better than Trump
Balogun gonna score 8 goals tonight and everyone’s gonna lose their shit.
July 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Balogun gonna score 8 goals tonight and everyone’s gonna lose their shit.
But most importantly, we should continue to believe everything they say.
The hype that wasn't ... How AI leaders are rapidly changing their tune. (from the WSJ)
Link: www.wsj.com/tech/ai/ai-w...
Link: www.wsj.com/tech/ai/ai-w...
July 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
But most importantly, we should continue to believe everything they say.
Finally what everyone wants: World Cup Calvinball!!!
FIFA has how made up some kind of insane appeal process and could rescind the Balogun red card recension
no notes www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...
no notes www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...
Belgium granted right to appeal against FIFA’s Folarin Balogun ban decision (Gift Article)
Balogun is currently able to face Belgium in Monday's round-of-16 game after his ban was suspended by FIFA.
www.nytimes.com
July 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Finally what everyone wants: World Cup Calvinball!!!
Belgian soccer team:
July 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Belgian soccer team: