Tim Agne
@turbotim.bsky.social
Digital editor for KJZZ Phoenix. Let’s talk about wrestling, snacks, Batman and Zelda. STL-ASU
At the Sweet Pill concert tonight, a girl reached back and grabbed my hand, mistaking me for the guy she came with.
For that split second before she was mortified, I hope my hand felt safe — big, strong, gentle, steady.
For that split second before she was mortified, I hope my hand felt safe — big, strong, gentle, steady.
August 26, 2026 at 5:37 AM
At the Sweet Pill concert tonight, a girl reached back and grabbed my hand, mistaking me for the guy she came with.
For that split second before she was mortified, I hope my hand felt safe — big, strong, gentle, steady.
For that split second before she was mortified, I hope my hand felt safe — big, strong, gentle, steady.
Today a girl on my son’s high school swim team told him he looks like Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, and — SERIOUS QUESTION — should I buy him a Gordie Howe jersey?
Ferris Bueller: You're Crazy!
ALT: Ferris Bueller: You're Crazy!
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August 8, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Today a girl on my son’s high school swim team told him he looks like Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, and — SERIOUS QUESTION — should I buy him a Gordie Howe jersey?
The power just blinked out at my house in Phoenix.
Probably nothing, but I’m lowkey worried that our utilities were arrogant when they killed residential solar power and that we are careening toward a future where they cannot meet our energy demands on the hottest days.
Probably nothing, but I’m lowkey worried that our utilities were arrogant when they killed residential solar power and that we are careening toward a future where they cannot meet our energy demands on the hottest days.
August 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The power just blinked out at my house in Phoenix.
Probably nothing, but I’m lowkey worried that our utilities were arrogant when they killed residential solar power and that we are careening toward a future where they cannot meet our energy demands on the hottest days.
Probably nothing, but I’m lowkey worried that our utilities were arrogant when they killed residential solar power and that we are careening toward a future where they cannot meet our energy demands on the hottest days.
My parents spotted this red fox with a severe case of sarcoptic mange. Can the poor guy at least have a cool name like Jimothy?
July 23, 2026 at 11:41 PM
My parents spotted this red fox with a severe case of sarcoptic mange. Can the poor guy at least have a cool name like Jimothy?
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Here's what pisses me off. Ricky Martin did *THE* World Cup anthem. You absolutely cannot top of Cup of Life. And the fact that it has not even been touched on, is insane.
We welcome back "All I Want For Christmas Is You" every year. We should do the same for Ricky every 4 years.
We welcome back "All I Want For Christmas Is You" every year. We should do the same for Ricky every 4 years.
July 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Here's what pisses me off. Ricky Martin did *THE* World Cup anthem. You absolutely cannot top of Cup of Life. And the fact that it has not even been touched on, is insane.
We welcome back "All I Want For Christmas Is You" every year. We should do the same for Ricky every 4 years.
We welcome back "All I Want For Christmas Is You" every year. We should do the same for Ricky every 4 years.
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Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
July 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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“Music is a weapon, and we use it as such.”
Get up, dance and sing along with with Phoenix Afrobeat Orchestra as Arizona Science Center’s new Dorrance DOME flies us to the edge of space.
📷 Amber Victoria Singer/KJZZ
🔗 www.kjzz.org/the-show/202...
Get up, dance and sing along with with Phoenix Afrobeat Orchestra as Arizona Science Center’s new Dorrance DOME flies us to the edge of space.
📷 Amber Victoria Singer/KJZZ
🔗 www.kjzz.org/the-show/202...
July 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
“Music is a weapon, and we use it as such.”
Get up, dance and sing along with with Phoenix Afrobeat Orchestra as Arizona Science Center’s new Dorrance DOME flies us to the edge of space.
📷 Amber Victoria Singer/KJZZ
🔗 www.kjzz.org/the-show/202...
Get up, dance and sing along with with Phoenix Afrobeat Orchestra as Arizona Science Center’s new Dorrance DOME flies us to the edge of space.
📷 Amber Victoria Singer/KJZZ
🔗 www.kjzz.org/the-show/202...
Reminder that every Arizona driver with an “in God we trust” license plate is supporting the legal organization that brought this lawsuit.
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Supreme Court upholds bans on transgender athletes participating in women and girls' sports
Justice Brett Kavanaugh, who has long coached his daughters' and other girls' basketball teams at school, wrote the court's majority opinion.
www.npr.org
June 30, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Reminder that every Arizona driver with an “in God we trust” license plate is supporting the legal organization that brought this lawsuit.
www.npr.org/2026/06/30/n...
www.npr.org/2026/06/30/n...
What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched your CAMPBELL’S CHUNKY PBR SOUP
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched your CAMPBELL’S CHUNKY PBR SOUP
On Thursday, @kjzz.org wrote this headline: “Over 300 have been reported missing since launch of Turquoise Alert. Arizona used it once”
In retaliation, Arizona sent a Turquoise Alert at 5 a.m. today, waking us all up.
In retaliation, Arizona sent a Turquoise Alert at 5 a.m. today, waking us all up.
Over 300 have been reported missing since launch of Turquoise Alert. Arizona used it once
We’ve probably all gotten an Amber alert to our phones when there’s been a child abduction or a Silver Alert for a missing older adult. Here in Arizona, we’ve only gotten one Turquoise Alert, a new ki...
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November 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
On Thursday, @kjzz.org wrote this headline: “Over 300 have been reported missing since launch of Turquoise Alert. Arizona used it once”
In retaliation, Arizona sent a Turquoise Alert at 5 a.m. today, waking us all up.
In retaliation, Arizona sent a Turquoise Alert at 5 a.m. today, waking us all up.
TIL there are action figures called Ninjombie — zombie ninjas that bleed slime when you dismember them.
This would have been my favorite as a kid. These are the Mortal Kombat toys of my wildest dreams.
This would have been my favorite as a kid. These are the Mortal Kombat toys of my wildest dreams.
Slime Obsessed! | Ninjombie Slime Battles | Episode 1
YouTube video by Ninjombie
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October 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
TIL there are action figures called Ninjombie — zombie ninjas that bleed slime when you dismember them.
This would have been my favorite as a kid. These are the Mortal Kombat toys of my wildest dreams.
This would have been my favorite as a kid. These are the Mortal Kombat toys of my wildest dreams.
I saw 76th Street open a show at Rebel Lounge 10 YEARS AGO when they were fresh-faced ASU kids with perfect harmony.
Their AZ homecoming is the latest in a remarkable journey for the duo.
Their AZ homecoming is the latest in a remarkable journey for the duo.
76th Street comes home to kick off Phoenix Art Museum live music series
Phoenix Art Museum is launching a new live music series this month called SOUNDCHECK. It kicks off Oct. 16 with 76th Street, a band that was one of the musical guests at last year’s Stonewall Inn Bric...
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October 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I saw 76th Street open a show at Rebel Lounge 10 YEARS AGO when they were fresh-faced ASU kids with perfect harmony.
Their AZ homecoming is the latest in a remarkable journey for the duo.
Their AZ homecoming is the latest in a remarkable journey for the duo.
I was riding the River King Mine Train at Six Flags St. Louis, and I’m pretty sure someone on the train in front of us either jumped or fell off the roller coaster.
October 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I was riding the River King Mine Train at Six Flags St. Louis, and I’m pretty sure someone on the train in front of us either jumped or fell off the roller coaster.
I’m waiting for food at Filiberto’s, and the Spanish-language radio station is running Kristi Noem propaganda ads encouraging people to self-deport.
July 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’m waiting for food at Filiberto’s, and the Spanish-language radio station is running Kristi Noem propaganda ads encouraging people to self-deport.
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Thanks for the heads up on this, @turbotim.bsky.social!
A pro wrestling organization is hoping to establish Phoenix as the next big destination city for its franchise. All Elite Wrestling, known as AEW, is tapping into the recent resurgence of pro wrestling fandom in the Valley.
Fans say pro wrestling is making a comeback. AEW wants to make Phoenix a wrestling destination
A pro wrestling organization is hoping to establish Phoenix as the next big destination city for its franchise. AEW is tapping into the recent resurgence of pro wrestling fandom here.
www.kjzz.org
February 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Thanks for the heads up on this, @turbotim.bsky.social!
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i know Kamala lost but idk if doug was the problem
January 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i know Kamala lost but idk if doug was the problem
This Dairy Queen has a plan to fight rising food prices.
January 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This Dairy Queen has a plan to fight rising food prices.
My security camera sent a “package detected” notification when I stepped out the front door, so maybe these pants are too tight.
January 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My security camera sent a “package detected” notification when I stepped out the front door, so maybe these pants are too tight.
As MAGA Zuck nudges the Instagram algorithm further to the right, here are some accounts it’s suggesting I follow:
January 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
As MAGA Zuck nudges the Instagram algorithm further to the right, here are some accounts it’s suggesting I follow:
I watched Chappelle’s SNL monologue and didn’t get mad. But in retrospect, it’s kind of pathetic that anyone would go on TV and politely ask a sociopath to have empathy.
January 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I watched Chappelle’s SNL monologue and didn’t get mad. But in retrospect, it’s kind of pathetic that anyone would go on TV and politely ask a sociopath to have empathy.
Last week we saw the debut of MAGA Mark Zuckerberg, and now the Instagram algorithm is showing me transphobic posts from Charlie Kirk (a screenshot of a tweet, funny enough).
Not feeling great about the future of social media.
Not feeling great about the future of social media.
January 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Last week we saw the debut of MAGA Mark Zuckerberg, and now the Instagram algorithm is showing me transphobic posts from Charlie Kirk (a screenshot of a tweet, funny enough).
Not feeling great about the future of social media.
Not feeling great about the future of social media.
Andre the Giant could drink a 30-pack of Hulk Hogan’s Real American Beer and only feel a tiny bit MAGA.
January 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Andre the Giant could drink a 30-pack of Hulk Hogan’s Real American Beer and only feel a tiny bit MAGA.
New Times is reporting that QDOBA is returning to the Phoenix area.
azcentral is reporting that Moe’s Southwest Grill is coming back to town.
I am reporting that I will get Filiberto’s for lunch.
azcentral is reporting that Moe’s Southwest Grill is coming back to town.
I am reporting that I will get Filiberto’s for lunch.
December 9, 2024 at 8:28 PM
New Times is reporting that QDOBA is returning to the Phoenix area.
azcentral is reporting that Moe’s Southwest Grill is coming back to town.
I am reporting that I will get Filiberto’s for lunch.
azcentral is reporting that Moe’s Southwest Grill is coming back to town.
I am reporting that I will get Filiberto’s for lunch.
ASU will play for the WWE title.
December 1, 2024 at 11:13 PM
ASU will play for the WWE title.
