MoralOrelHershiser
@turtleheadjoe.bsky.social
Trying to get Caillou to meet me in Temecula
Top .005% Sugar Ray listener
Kurt Warner terrifier
CTE haver
Uniball
#FreemanTurtlehead2028
#bleeding
Top .005% Sugar Ray listener
Kurt Warner terrifier
CTE haver
Uniball
#FreemanTurtlehead2028
#bleeding
Pinned
Got home from work to discover The Child made a chocolate fudge cake AND did all the dishes. Hell yes.
September 22, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Got home from work to discover The Child made a chocolate fudge cake AND did all the dishes. Hell yes.
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Garfield doesn’t have any friends. He has family. He has a lady cat who he has intense sexual chemistry with. He is a renegade much like Dom Toretto in the Fast & Furious movies.
September 22, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Garfield doesn’t have any friends. He has family. He has a lady cat who he has intense sexual chemistry with. He is a renegade much like Dom Toretto in the Fast & Furious movies.
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people keep saying "post the map"
Listen to me very carefully you idiots
I will never post the fucking map
Listen to me very carefully you idiots
I will never post the fucking map
September 21, 2026 at 1:58 PM
people keep saying "post the map"
Listen to me very carefully you idiots
I will never post the fucking map
Listen to me very carefully you idiots
I will never post the fucking map
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Danny Dimes when he gets a little space to move
September 21, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Danny Dimes when he gets a little space to move
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If he wasn’t so caked, KC would have won. Wild.
September 21, 2026 at 3:39 AM
If he wasn’t so caked, KC would have won. Wild.
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Single-Family-Owned 1937 Harley-Davidson EL
Single-Family-Owned 1937 Harley-Davidson EL
Bid for the chance to own a Single-Family-Owned 1937 Harley-Davidson EL at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #264,978.
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September 21, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Single-Family-Owned 1937 Harley-Davidson EL
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why doesn't Ed Sheeran just sing Imagine? that usually fixes things
September 21, 2026 at 2:40 AM
why doesn't Ed Sheeran just sing Imagine? that usually fixes things
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When everyone else in the trick-or-treating group got raisins, but you got a RingPop.
September 21, 2026 at 12:57 AM
When everyone else in the trick-or-treating group got raisins, but you got a RingPop.
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![NPC getting angry meme.
1st panel: a person labeled "me" says "Nobody likes me. Everyone is mean."
2nd panel: a person labeled "everyone" says "[nicely] We like you!"
3rd panel: I look forward blankly.
4th panel: I look forward angrily.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i74fzxomow6w5ndo6vht5sjq/bafkreigclsyuonhwmtrsvg3v5jzbfaywru5wdyi6iqkf3xecscsad4csae)
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Trav is looking rejuvenated because Taylor won’t let him watch Rush Hour 2 right before bedtime anymore so he’d actually getting a good night’s sleep
September 21, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Trav is looking rejuvenated because Taylor won’t let him watch Rush Hour 2 right before bedtime anymore so he’d actually getting a good night’s sleep
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if you ever lose your pet millennial just scream out FATHER!!!!!! in your best serj tankian and you’ll immediately find about forty of em
September 20, 2026 at 2:10 PM
if you ever lose your pet millennial just scream out FATHER!!!!!! in your best serj tankian and you’ll immediately find about forty of em
Tampa/Cleveland being the first nfl game coached by two dudes named Todd feels right
September 20, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Tampa/Cleveland being the first nfl game coached by two dudes named Todd feels right
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Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Shrapnel Damascus steel made from flechettes.
YouTube video by shurap
youtu.be
September 20, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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I actually came up with the idea of filling the triumphal arch with "sniper ammunition" and drones. My thought was, since it's going to be hollow inside (?) there's a lot of great storage space in there that would otherwise be going unused. Simply put the sniper ammunition and drones in there.
September 20, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I actually came up with the idea of filling the triumphal arch with "sniper ammunition" and drones. My thought was, since it's going to be hollow inside (?) there's a lot of great storage space in there that would otherwise be going unused. Simply put the sniper ammunition and drones in there.
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My kids and the babysitter watching the Domino’s tracker
September 19, 2026 at 9:33 PM
My kids and the babysitter watching the Domino’s tracker
I haven’t heard from my dad since the 11th. Good to know he’s still doing fine.
September 19, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I haven’t heard from my dad since the 11th. Good to know he’s still doing fine.
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It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
September 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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No fuckin way
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
September 19, 2026 at 2:58 AM
No fuckin way
Whomst wants to celebrate my birthday?
September 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Whomst wants to celebrate my birthday?
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Just two dudes still trying to form their political opinion
September 18, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Just two dudes still trying to form their political opinion
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2002 Toyota Crown Athlete Estate at No Reserve
No Reserve: 2002 Toyota Crown Athlete Estate
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 2002 Toyota Crown Athlete Estate at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #264,738.
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September 18, 2026 at 8:20 PM
2002 Toyota Crown Athlete Estate at No Reserve
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old planet: YOU SAID IT DIDN'T MATTER
Astronomers Just Found the Youngest Planet Ever Seen. It Shouldn't Be So Huge
Astronomers Just Found the Youngest Planet Ever Seen. It Shouldn't Be So Huge
Elias 2-24 b challenges even our best models of planet formation.
gizmodo.com
September 18, 2026 at 4:32 PM
old planet: YOU SAID IT DIDN'T MATTER