Tyler Hansen
@tyler.upliftcampaigns.com
I want to return to a more innocent time when "compute" wasn't a noun.
September 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I want to return to a more innocent time when "compute" wasn't a noun.
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Friday morning, I was gardening when I checked my phone. A request had gone out for help.
For 25+ hours, ICE had been laying siege to a quiet neighborhood in Frederick, MD. Community members were afraid, some didn’t want to leave their homes.
ICE vehicles seemed to be lurking on every corner.
For 25+ hours, ICE had been laying siege to a quiet neighborhood in Frederick, MD. Community members were afraid, some didn’t want to leave their homes.
ICE vehicles seemed to be lurking on every corner.
September 6, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Friday morning, I was gardening when I checked my phone. A request had gone out for help.
For 25+ hours, ICE had been laying siege to a quiet neighborhood in Frederick, MD. Community members were afraid, some didn’t want to leave their homes.
ICE vehicles seemed to be lurking on every corner.
For 25+ hours, ICE had been laying siege to a quiet neighborhood in Frederick, MD. Community members were afraid, some didn’t want to leave their homes.
ICE vehicles seemed to be lurking on every corner.
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Which is when ICE decided to drive onto the sidewalk and come straight towards the crowd, forcing them to move out of the way or get run over.
One woman did have her foot run over. Thankfully she was wearing steel-toed boots or some sort of protective footwear. (Frederick, MD - September 4, 2026)
One woman did have her foot run over. Thankfully she was wearing steel-toed boots or some sort of protective footwear. (Frederick, MD - September 4, 2026)
September 6, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Which is when ICE decided to drive onto the sidewalk and come straight towards the crowd, forcing them to move out of the way or get run over.
One woman did have her foot run over. Thankfully she was wearing steel-toed boots or some sort of protective footwear. (Frederick, MD - September 4, 2026)
One woman did have her foot run over. Thankfully she was wearing steel-toed boots or some sort of protective footwear. (Frederick, MD - September 4, 2026)
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Fox News complains that underage teenage girls aren’t getting pregnant enough:
“The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 70% in the last 2 decades, which means we are telling people who are young not to have babies.”
“The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 70% in the last 2 decades, which means we are telling people who are young not to have babies.”
September 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Fox News complains that underage teenage girls aren’t getting pregnant enough:
“The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 70% in the last 2 decades, which means we are telling people who are young not to have babies.”
“The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 70% in the last 2 decades, which means we are telling people who are young not to have babies.”
SCOTUS in a nutshell
September 1, 2026 at 10:05 AM
SCOTUS in a nutshell
Do you think he knows it’s AI?
Trump posts AI slop with the caption, “Kharg Island being blown to smithereens!!!”
August 31, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Do you think he knows it’s AI?
Cancel culture is real. This show couldn’t get made today.
August 28, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Cancel culture is real. This show couldn’t get made today.
Crime is legal www.nytimes.com/2026/07/19/u...
Federal Agents Were Told FBI Will No Longer Investigate ICE Confrontations
Senior officials deny such a change is in the works, despite guidance shared with agents around the country in recent days.
www.nytimes.com
July 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Crime is legal www.nytimes.com/2026/07/19/u...
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10 months ago.
CDC is no longer surveilling outbreaks caused by campylobacter, cyclospora, listeria, shigella, vibrio and Yersinia. What could go wrong?
The CDC quietly scaled back a surveillance program for foodborne illnesses.
As of July 1, a critical surveillance program is monitoring for only two pathogens instead of the usual eight.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
As of July 1, a critical surveillance program is monitoring for only two pathogens instead of the usual eight.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
July 16, 2026 at 12:49 AM
10 months ago.
“Do you ahh say i doooo”
July 4, 2026 at 12:27 PM
“Do you ahh say i doooo”
make em say "uhh?"
Q: You have a chapter titled "More Money, More Problems." Why does more money sometimes cause more problems?
Vance: I'm a millennial, and so I believe that's the wisdom of the great Christian theologian P. Diddy. That will be in an attack ad at some point in the future. But what- what I... okay.
Vance: I'm a millennial, and so I believe that's the wisdom of the great Christian theologian P. Diddy. That will be in an attack ad at some point in the future. But what- what I... okay.
June 26, 2026 at 12:55 AM
make em say "uhh?"
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JD Vance: "I think Nixon's historical legacy is enjoying a bit of a renaissance, and deservedly so. I joked that if Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12 hours news story. The idea that it took down a presidency is crazy."
June 25, 2026 at 9:03 PM
JD Vance: "I think Nixon's historical legacy is enjoying a bit of a renaissance, and deservedly so. I joked that if Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12 hours news story. The idea that it took down a presidency is crazy."
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I'm still a little catatonic from Musk deciding to go pogroming right when it could theoretically have blown up the biggest payday of his life. But he made the bet that Wall Street couldn't give a shit. And he was right.
Elon Musk's incitement of pogroms in Belfast reveals he'll use his immense wealth and influence to foment untold fascist violence in the future. Only a global movement can break his power.
New piece from @polphilpod.bsky.social and me. Threading highlights below. 1/
newrepublic.com/article/2119...
New piece from @polphilpod.bsky.social and me. Threading highlights below. 1/
newrepublic.com/article/2119...
Elon Musk’s Race War Just Took Darker Turn—Time for a Global Response
The violent fascist riots in Belfast reveal the future that the trillionaire really wants. We need an international movement to constrain him.
newrepublic.com
June 17, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I'm still a little catatonic from Musk deciding to go pogroming right when it could theoretically have blown up the biggest payday of his life. But he made the bet that Wall Street couldn't give a shit. And he was right.
Not his best work if I’m being honest
Trump refers to Jon Ossoff as "a pathetic failed Dumocrat Senator, Os(jerk!)off"
June 17, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Not his best work if I’m being honest
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Once more, the point of having military guards in full dress at the White House Nitro Circus sponsored by Black Rifle Coffee Company isn’t that this all presents a coherent vision of America. It’s a show of dominance, of publicly degrading our symbols and institutions to proclaim that they own them.
June 14, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Once more, the point of having military guards in full dress at the White House Nitro Circus sponsored by Black Rifle Coffee Company isn’t that this all presents a coherent vision of America. It’s a show of dominance, of publicly degrading our symbols and institutions to proclaim that they own them.
Haha ya no shit you moron
Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, says Trump threw him under the bus.
“If he would do that to me, he would do that to anybody,” Cornyn says. “There’s never going to be good enough for him, other than 100 percent, you know, slavish adherence to whatever he wants.“
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/11/u...
“If he would do that to me, he would do that to anybody,” Cornyn says. “There’s never going to be good enough for him, other than 100 percent, you know, slavish adherence to whatever he wants.“
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/11/u...
After Senate Loss, Cornyn Predicts ‘Miserable’ Final Two Years for Trump
www.nytimes.com
June 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Haha ya no shit you moron
If a stiff breeze came by Ted Cruz, he’d head for Cancun.
Ted Cruz on Talarico: "If you were making a list of 1,000 adjectives to describe this guy, 'masculine' would not be one of them. I mean, if a stiff breeze came by it would blow him over like a feather."
June 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
If a stiff breeze came by Ted Cruz, he’d head for Cancun.
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congrats to jared polis for getting played like a chump
NEW: Tina Peters speaks out in defense of Colorado Gov Jared Polis (D), says the Democratic censure of Polis for granting her clemency is further evidence of an election rigging coverup.
May 23, 2026 at 1:55 PM
congrats to jared polis for getting played like a chump
IF he's right, and he may be, that's an indictment of the Justice Department and a good reason a Dem administration needs to ignore any concerns about norms and partisan politics and absolutely clean house.
Refusal to fix the problem is what brought him back in the first place.
Refusal to fix the problem is what brought him back in the first place.
Toobin thinks future Justice Departments will honor Blanche's promise not to investigate Trump's taxes, but why? What authority does Blanche have to promise to suspend enforcement of the law for anyone?
Opinion | Trump Just Pardoned Himself and His Family Forever
www.nytimes.com
May 22, 2026 at 8:17 PM
IF he's right, and he may be, that's an indictment of the Justice Department and a good reason a Dem administration needs to ignore any concerns about norms and partisan politics and absolutely clean house.
Refusal to fix the problem is what brought him back in the first place.
Refusal to fix the problem is what brought him back in the first place.
but hey, at least if you do get whacked, the person who kills you knows they'll get a pardon and a payday from the "weaponization" fund.
Trump notes that demonstrating at his rallies is "dangerous" and adds sarcastically, "I like things that aren't dangerous. I don't like to see people get whacked. So don't do it."
May 22, 2026 at 8:13 PM
but hey, at least if you do get whacked, the person who kills you knows they'll get a pardon and a payday from the "weaponization" fund.
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Uh.....Cuba is famously 90 miles from NATO.
Q: Is there a role for NATO to play when it comes to Cuba?
MARCO RUBIO: NATO is far from Cuba
MARCO RUBIO: NATO is far from Cuba
May 22, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Uh.....Cuba is famously 90 miles from NATO.
This is the thing about anti-democracy: when votes don’t matter anymore, neither does popularity.
Trump is putting no effort into becoming less unpopular but a TON into putting elements of a coup in place. Some of them may remain invisible, but the ones we can see point to his general approach: violent intimidation + corrupt judges + executive branch and congressional coconspirators + bribes.
They're Really Going For It
Trump's plan to overturn the midterm elections comes into focus.
www.offmessage.net
May 21, 2026 at 3:38 AM
This is the thing about anti-democracy: when votes don’t matter anymore, neither does popularity.
He will not
Republican Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick on Trump's taxpayer-funded J6 slush fund: "I'm completely objecting to this and I'm going to do everything I can to fight it"
May 21, 2026 at 1:48 AM
He will not