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“the personality of the honey badger, the conviction of Lex Luthor and the work ethic of the dog from Hee Haw.” Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw
@ms8.bsky.social tolerates my nonsense somehow ;]
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“the personality of the honey badger, the conviction of Lex Luthor and the work ethic of the dog from Hee Haw.” Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw
@ms8.bsky.social tolerates my nonsense somehow ;]
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
@uncle6.org
· Jul 30
Public service announcement: if you come into my mentions and no one I know follows you, the odds are high that you will get blocked for low-value comments
This account would be locked if I could, but if I can’t bar the door, I can sit on the porch with a Browning Sweet Sixteen and holler “GON GIT”
This account would be locked if I could, but if I can’t bar the door, I can sit on the porch with a Browning Sweet Sixteen and holler “GON GIT”
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AI tech-bros, as a class, have watched all the movies but done none of the reading.
September 17, 2026 at 3:50 PM
AI tech-bros, as a class, have watched all the movies but done none of the reading.
Tell me you belong in infosec without telling me you belong in infosec
September 17, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Tell me you belong in infosec without telling me you belong in infosec
Your mom's in the news www.rte.ie/news/2026/09...
'I just love it' - crowds excited as Ploughing under way
The National Ploughing Championships are under way in Screggan, Co Offaly and excitement levels are high among attendees.
www.rte.ie
September 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Your mom's in the news www.rte.ie/news/2026/09...
Inshallah
Feel like Ossoff took notes when Harris and Walz were browbeaten into backing of off calling them weird and said, fuck that. Hopefully lots of other Dems did too.
September 17, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Inshallah
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Candidates need to be much more straightforward than this: “You know republicans keep getting convicted of child sexual abuse. Now my opponent is making up an excuse to look in your kid’s pants. I won’t let them.”
I think this is something candidates should lampshade relentlessly: “Why does my opponent want to talk constantly about five trans kids playing volleyball and some Twitch streamer in LA? Is that stuff really important to your daily life? If it’s not, why are they trying to make you feel like it is?”
That is basically the Republican Party platform for the midterms. What else are they going to campaign on? Corruption, new wars and higher prices?
September 17, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Candidates need to be much more straightforward than this: “You know republicans keep getting convicted of child sexual abuse. Now my opponent is making up an excuse to look in your kid’s pants. I won’t let them.”
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one of the more fascinating things about the last decade+ is how twitter broke the brain of so many billionaires b/c its the first time since becoming billionaires that they weren't insulated from normies telling them to their proverbial face what they actually think of them & it broke their brain
September 17, 2026 at 1:49 PM
one of the more fascinating things about the last decade+ is how twitter broke the brain of so many billionaires b/c its the first time since becoming billionaires that they weren't insulated from normies telling them to their proverbial face what they actually think of them & it broke their brain
I think it would depend on whether 20yo me was just looking at me now in 2026 or at the entire arc of events to this point. Although he would probably be highly distracted by “wait Bama had a MORE successful coach than Bear Bryant???”
Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
September 17, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I think it would depend on whether 20yo me was just looking at me now in 2026 or at the entire arc of events to this point. Although he would probably be highly distracted by “wait Bama had a MORE successful coach than Bear Bryant???”
BOW TO A PLAYA WHEN YOU SEE HIM IN THE STREETS
Pierce Brosnan is a proper gentleman at the Mobland premier.
#style
#style
September 17, 2026 at 3:28 AM
BOW TO A PLAYA WHEN YOU SEE HIM IN THE STREETS
TIL that the first bars of “Aquarius” by the 5th Dimension are the astrological equivalent of “connect the jumper cables to the oil filter and rotate the muffler”
the moon is in the seventh house for 2 hours every day and Jupiter and Mars are aligned more frequently than @vbs.bsky.social episodes
the moon is in the seventh house for 2 hours every day and Jupiter and Mars are aligned more frequently than @vbs.bsky.social episodes
September 17, 2026 at 3:23 AM
TIL that the first bars of “Aquarius” by the 5th Dimension are the astrological equivalent of “connect the jumper cables to the oil filter and rotate the muffler”
the moon is in the seventh house for 2 hours every day and Jupiter and Mars are aligned more frequently than @vbs.bsky.social episodes
the moon is in the seventh house for 2 hours every day and Jupiter and Mars are aligned more frequently than @vbs.bsky.social episodes
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The arc of the moral universe is long, but it accidentally bends toward justice because fascists are dumb as hell.
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What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
September 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
The arc of the moral universe is long, but it accidentally bends toward justice because fascists are dumb as hell.
Catholic “Glory and Praise” songbook karaoke
THIS COULD BE MY TICKET OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE, NONE OF YOU PRICKS STEAL THIS
THIS COULD BE MY TICKET OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE, NONE OF YOU PRICKS STEAL THIS
September 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Catholic “Glory and Praise” songbook karaoke
THIS COULD BE MY TICKET OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE, NONE OF YOU PRICKS STEAL THIS
THIS COULD BE MY TICKET OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE, NONE OF YOU PRICKS STEAL THIS
The beer bucket at community dinner is full of Pliny, Delirium Tremens, Henhouse IPA…TEC not beating the allegations
September 17, 2026 at 12:25 AM
The beer bucket at community dinner is full of Pliny, Delirium Tremens, Henhouse IPA…TEC not beating the allegations
Absolute mic flip, preciate ya
all right, I've dealt with enough work nonsense today. Time to listen to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social fuck some shit up
September 16, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Absolute mic flip, preciate ya
all right, I've dealt with enough work nonsense today. Time to listen to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social fuck some shit up
September 16, 2026 at 9:11 PM
all right, I've dealt with enough work nonsense today. Time to listen to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social fuck some shit up
GET HIM
GET HIS ASS
GET HIS ASS
She told him he had the most bankruptcies out of anyone in the room 👑👏🏾👏🏾🔥🙌🏾 Everyone listening at this table is SHOOK!
September 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
GET HIM
GET HIS ASS
GET HIS ASS
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On June 25 the president openly admitted that he agreed to let Iran retaliate against Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar. It wasn't even a news story for one day.
“They said: ‘We’re going to shoot them. Is 1 o’clock, okay?’ … I said, ‘It’s fine.’”
“They said: ‘We’re going to shoot them. Is 1 o’clock, okay?’ … I said, ‘It’s fine.’”
September 16, 2026 at 3:53 PM
On June 25 the president openly admitted that he agreed to let Iran retaliate against Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar. It wasn't even a news story for one day.
“They said: ‘We’re going to shoot them. Is 1 o’clock, okay?’ … I said, ‘It’s fine.’”
“They said: ‘We’re going to shoot them. Is 1 o’clock, okay?’ … I said, ‘It’s fine.’”
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If it seems like none of the major sports outlets are even covering the WPBL, it’s because they aren’t
luckily, we have Wyatt
luckily, we have Wyatt
I did another WPBL write-up and you should read and share it because you're awesome!
On Monday night, Los Angeles Queens pitcher Ayami Sato showed why she is one of the greatest pitchers of all-time.
On Monday night, Los Angeles Queens pitcher Ayami Sato showed why she is one of the greatest pitchers of all-time.
Sato Resurgence, Big Bats Sends Los Angeles Queens to WPBL Championship | We Don't Have It Yet Podcast
Over the years, Major League Baseball teams have called on their best starting pitchers to come out of the bullpen and slam the door on the
www.wedonthaveityet.com
September 16, 2026 at 3:57 PM
If it seems like none of the major sports outlets are even covering the WPBL, it’s because they aren’t
luckily, we have Wyatt
luckily, we have Wyatt
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Happy Baby Safety Month.
September 16, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Happy Baby Safety Month.
This booth should have been:
Al Michaels
John Riggins
Keith Olbermann
It would be the Cosell era all over again. Don’t lie, you would have watched the HELL out of that in 2001
Al Michaels
John Riggins
Keith Olbermann
It would be the Cosell era all over again. Don’t lie, you would have watched the HELL out of that in 2001
HBO Max will dive in to Dennis Miller's tenure as a Monday Night Football analyst in a new documentary.
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'Miller Night Football' documentary debuting on HBO Max on September 29
"Miller Night Football" chronicles comedian Dennis Miller’s unlikely arrival in the Monday Night Football broadcast booth in 2000.
awfulannouncing.com
September 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
This booth should have been:
Al Michaels
John Riggins
Keith Olbermann
It would be the Cosell era all over again. Don’t lie, you would have watched the HELL out of that in 2001
Al Michaels
John Riggins
Keith Olbermann
It would be the Cosell era all over again. Don’t lie, you would have watched the HELL out of that in 2001
That gator had a gold Desert Eagle and was moving weight and pinned it on the 20somethings
THE U IS BACK
THE U IS BACK
September 16, 2026 at 4:27 AM
That gator had a gold Desert Eagle and was moving weight and pinned it on the 20somethings
THE U IS BACK
THE U IS BACK
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Notice how those “apolitical” people ALWAYS end up siding with the oppressors
September 16, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Notice how those “apolitical” people ALWAYS end up siding with the oppressors
Was this the origin of that “I do not support all women” meme? And if not, why the FUCK not
Of all the people I have learned about and wished I hadn’t On Here, Aella is near the top of the list, and that knowledge keeps getting renewed and supplemented in increasingly alarming ways
September 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Was this the origin of that “I do not support all women” meme? And if not, why the FUCK not
It is telling when a Christian’s response to “do you love Me? Feed My sheep” is “what about” instead of “Aight bet”
I don't give a fuck to whom you pray
I care about how you treat people you perceive having less power than you
I care about how you treat people you perceive having less power than you
September 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
It is telling when a Christian’s response to “do you love Me? Feed My sheep” is “what about” instead of “Aight bet”
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“If you are silent about your pain, they'll kill you and say you enjoyed it.”
- Zora Neale Hurston
- Zora Neale Hurston
September 16, 2026 at 2:02 AM
“If you are silent about your pain, they'll kill you and say you enjoyed it.”
- Zora Neale Hurston
- Zora Neale Hurston
It’s been a fuckin DAY, huh
September 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
It’s been a fuckin DAY, huh