Underpants Gnome
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Hat trick of errors in one inning?
October 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Hat trick of errors in one inning?
Still need another 12 points from Bijan, but that was an ok start
October 6, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Still need another 12 points from Bijan, but that was an ok start
RIP already dying heating oil customers
TRUMP SAYS HE WILL SIGN AN ORDER TONIGHT TO WAIVE THE OFF-ROAD REQUIREMENT TO ALLOW ANYONE TO PURCHASE TAX-FREE RED-DYED DIESEL, AND HAS SIGNED THE ORDER ON RED-DYED DIESEL
October 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
RIP already dying heating oil customers
Keep running him out there everyday!!!!
Trump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
October 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Keep running him out there everyday!!!!
Guardians, but not of leads
October 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Guardians, but not of leads
Convenient for the trial when he puts his crime in writing
Trump says that he’s going to start paying for those propaganda ads with his super PAC money but no word on whether he’ll reimburse the government for the millions already spent.
October 5, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Convenient for the trial when he puts his crime in writing
Hope he’s in all of them
Trump: I have chosen to run ads and finance them myself, using funds raised for Maga Inc.
October 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Hope he’s in all of them
Million count charge for bribery might be a record
Relative got a $500 check from US Treasury and a shocking letter full of lies signed by Trump and ending with "May God bless you". Basically a pre-electoral bribe. News reports say they're sending almost a million of these. Full text in alt below. (I told him to cash it quick before it bounces.)
![Dear [name],
For years, the Biden Administration overcharged you to fund the operation of HealthCare.gov. That money belongs to hard-working Americans, not the Government, and now, I am returning it to you!
With this Historic Action, my Administration is taking the surplus funds that accumulated from the Obamacare ''Premium Tax" and issuing a one-time $500 REFUND to Americans who use the HealthCare.gov platform to purchase their health insurance, but who do not receive Taxpayer Subsidies to help pay for their Coverage. You have paid into this flawed System, and now you are finally getting something back.
Healthcare Dollars should benefit Patients, not Insurance Companies or Government Bureaucrats. Since returning to office, I have fought to lower Healthcare Costs, increase Accountability, and Put Patients First. Through TrumpRx, we are delivering massive discounts on Household Prescription Drugs, and my Most-Favored-Nation Pricing Agreements have already saved Americans more than 1 Billion Dollars on much-needed Medications. We also secured an unprecedented 50 Billion Dollar investment to transform Rural Healthcare, expanded access to Health Saving Accounts for millions of people on Obamacare, and restored Pnce Transparency, all while roofing out the Waste, Fraud, and abuse across our Healthcare System.
I am proud to return your money to you, and I will never stop fighting to put the American People FIRST, restore Affordability, protect your hard-earned money, and lower the Cost of Healthcare.
May God bless you, and may He continue to bless the United States of America!
Sincerely,
[signed]
DONALD J. TRUMP
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nnffk6m46cmabw3e6cxo2fhj/bafkreidnkmkq4exjng37i7mvp4oqyjftbfleykhwke4k22lsnpntgmxpla)
October 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Million count charge for bribery might be a record
Closing in on the day when it’ll be politically expedient to scapegoat and shun him
Ken Paxton continuing to lay the groundwork to blame Team Trump is he loses. www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
Campaign ‘all coming from DC,’ Paxton says
“I don’t control message or what we’re doing,” Texas GOP Senate candidate Ken Paxton said during a small fundraising event in September.
www.politico.com
October 5, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Closing in on the day when it’ll be politically expedient to scapegoat and shun him
Rangers came through for me today at least
October 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Rangers came through for me today at least
Guys, I'm starting to think Trump might not exactly be telling the truth when he says the war will end after the elections are over
According to Israel’s Walla News, citing security sources, the U.S. is expected to increase its military presence in Israel and across the Middle East in the coming weeks as troop, aircraft, and naval rotations continue and concerns grow over a potential escalation with Iran.
October 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Guys, I'm starting to think Trump might not exactly be telling the truth when he says the war will end after the elections are over
Let’s go Rangers!!!!
October 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Let’s go Rangers!!!!
Bluesky contingent freaking out over Trump’s “plan” to steal the elections:
These are not the actions of a man with a plan
These are not the actions of a man with a plan
NYT now says both Trump and Thune will head to SOUTH CAROLINA to shore up Darline Graham
Some Democrats Say Senate Race In South Carolina Is Winnable. Others, not so much.
Dr. Annie Andrews, a Democrat, is hoping to defeat Senator Darline Graham. Even some of her most ardent supporters sense that her bid is a long shot.
www.nytimes.com
October 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Bluesky contingent freaking out over Trump’s “plan” to steal the elections:
These are not the actions of a man with a plan
These are not the actions of a man with a plan
President Foghorn Leghorn? 🤔
“.. Asked by moderator Kristen Welker whether he was thinking about running for president, Kennedy replied, ‘Yeah.’”
@nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
@nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
October 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
President Foghorn Leghorn? 🤔
Hurts threw the ball 27 times and only got 93 yards 💩
October 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Hurts threw the ball 27 times and only got 93 yards 💩
All around not so great, Bills
October 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
All around not so great, Bills
Josh threw the game away trying to do too much
October 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Josh threw the game away trying to do too much
Plenty of time and 3 times outs left. Do your magic, Joshua
October 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Plenty of time and 3 times outs left. Do your magic, Joshua
My god. I can’t even be mad about that TD
October 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
My god. I can’t even be mad about that TD
Typical stressful Bills ending coming up
Man Blows Into Paper Bag
ALT: Man Blows Into Paper Bag
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October 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Typical stressful Bills ending coming up
Keon coming up big!!!!
October 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Keon coming up big!!!!
Step up, defense
October 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Step up, defense