Valentinexyz
@valentinexyz.bsky.social
A guy named Mike.
We’re having a time.
He/him
We’re having a time.
He/him
Ben has to know this type of shit has palpable sore loser vibes after Kat’s L.
October 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Ben has to know this type of shit has palpable sore loser vibes after Kat’s L.
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I want a batman story where the "villain" makes shorter video games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more and work less and I'm NOT KIDDING
September 29, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I want a batman story where the "villain" makes shorter video games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more and work less and I'm NOT KIDDING
Did you ever realize there was totally enough room for both Jack AND Rose on that door? 🤔
I want a "villain" for Bruce Wayne that's just some dude who's really positive and charismatic who thinks wealth disparities are central to Gotham's issues. I want him upset Bruce by doing things like building a homeless shelter over the alley where the Waynes died and dedicating it to them.
September 29, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Did you ever realize there was totally enough room for both Jack AND Rose on that door? 🤔
Historians will one day debate whether Cuomo or DeSantis was a bigger example of trying to make fetch happen and sorting your dick off in the process.
The reason why Andrew Cuomo ran for Mayor is because the nation was so starved for leadership in 2020, it inexplicably turned to him - who was the closest approximation to it at the time.
That's how bad things were!
That's how bad things were!
"Life is just worse now than in 2020, when I felt safe and like our leaders were trying to help me" - no, nostalgia is lying to you. Something weird is happening, you have a bunch of false memories. Please wake up, snap out of it.
September 28, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Historians will one day debate whether Cuomo or DeSantis was a bigger example of trying to make fetch happen and sorting your dick off in the process.
> NV-02
The Nevada Dems gerrymandering the Republicans into a single pack district and then winning said district anyway would be the funniest fucking shit to ever happen.
The Nevada Dems gerrymandering the Republicans into a single pack district and then winning said district anyway would be the funniest fucking shit to ever happen.
September 22, 2026 at 8:29 PM
> NV-02
The Nevada Dems gerrymandering the Republicans into a single pack district and then winning said district anyway would be the funniest fucking shit to ever happen.
The Nevada Dems gerrymandering the Republicans into a single pack district and then winning said district anyway would be the funniest fucking shit to ever happen.
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October 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I don’t care how annoying you find The Youth or what high minded civic ideals you have about “real” residency, if you see yourself as a Dem partisan or at least anti-MAGA, you shouldn’t promote the idea that college kids voting with their campus address is bad.
Especially in fucking *Wisconsin*.
Especially in fucking *Wisconsin*.
August 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I don’t care how annoying you find The Youth or what high minded civic ideals you have about “real” residency, if you see yourself as a Dem partisan or at least anti-MAGA, you shouldn’t promote the idea that college kids voting with their campus address is bad.
Especially in fucking *Wisconsin*.
Especially in fucking *Wisconsin*.
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At the risk of ruining my mentions, I want to remind my centrist friends that “vote blue no matter who” also applies when Dems nominate a leftist.
We need to be single focused on winning back the Senate. We cannot do that without Michigan.
We need to be single focused on winning back the Senate. We cannot do that without Michigan.
August 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
At the risk of ruining my mentions, I want to remind my centrist friends that “vote blue no matter who” also applies when Dems nominate a leftist.
We need to be single focused on winning back the Senate. We cannot do that without Michigan.
We need to be single focused on winning back the Senate. We cannot do that without Michigan.
Invoking the fucking “coastal elites” trope should immediately get you thrown out of Democratic politics.
"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder."
-- Haley Stevens
-- Haley Stevens
July 26, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Invoking the fucking “coastal elites” trope should immediately get you thrown out of Democratic politics.
Six years later and we’re still telling ourselves that the only reason Bernie lost *this* state after trailing in every poll was because Jim Clyburn has mind control powers.
July 24, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Six years later and we’re still telling ourselves that the only reason Bernie lost *this* state after trailing in every poll was because Jim Clyburn has mind control powers.
“Fucking DNC rigging the election by making South Carolina the must-win first state that determines the entire primary.”
-Guy who’s still assmad about the 2020 Bernie Sanders presidential campaign
-Guy who’s still assmad about the 2020 Bernie Sanders presidential campaign
🚨 NEWS — The DNC Rules and Bylaws committee has advanced the 2028 primary calendar:
Jan 22: SC
Feb 1: NV
Feb 8: NH
Feb 15: NM
Feb 22: MI
Feb 29: VA
Jan 22: SC
Feb 1: NV
Feb 8: NH
Feb 15: NM
Feb 22: MI
Feb 29: VA
July 24, 2026 at 8:48 PM
“Fucking DNC rigging the election by making South Carolina the must-win first state that determines the entire primary.”
-Guy who’s still assmad about the 2020 Bernie Sanders presidential campaign
-Guy who’s still assmad about the 2020 Bernie Sanders presidential campaign
Let’s make a movie called PETER that’s the same “science nerd gets bit by spider” shit you’ve already seen a million times except it’s stretched to 2 hours and it just ends after Uncle Ben dies.
First poster for Ti West’s ‘EBENEZER’ has been released.
Starring Johnny Depp as Scrooge.
#Ebenezer #JohnnyDepp
Starring Johnny Depp as Scrooge.
#Ebenezer #JohnnyDepp
July 23, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Let’s make a movie called PETER that’s the same “science nerd gets bit by spider” shit you’ve already seen a million times except it’s stretched to 2 hours and it just ends after Uncle Ben dies.
Not to get all debate bro about it, but “Talking to this guy isn’t worth it, fuck this,” and “I really fucking need to have the last word in this internet slap fight” should be mutually exclusive thoughts. Trying to have your cake and eat it too makes you look like a punk.
the dumbass pulled the “reply then block” maneuver
July 22, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Not to get all debate bro about it, but “Talking to this guy isn’t worth it, fuck this,” and “I really fucking need to have the last word in this internet slap fight” should be mutually exclusive thoughts. Trying to have your cake and eat it too makes you look like a punk.
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I happen to not be one of the Americans who thinks other countries are this glorious wonderful thing we need approval from
I want a peaceful orderly international community but I’m not going to bow and scrape so that The Internationals think I’m One of the Cool Ones
I want a peaceful orderly international community but I’m not going to bow and scrape so that The Internationals think I’m One of the Cool Ones
July 20, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I happen to not be one of the Americans who thinks other countries are this glorious wonderful thing we need approval from
I want a peaceful orderly international community but I’m not going to bow and scrape so that The Internationals think I’m One of the Cool Ones
I want a peaceful orderly international community but I’m not going to bow and scrape so that The Internationals think I’m One of the Cool Ones
I thought the whole “people literally think McConnell was *minority* leader during the Garland thing” bit was like, an exaggeration.
Well, lol.
Well, lol.
how can democrats jam up the gop majority? stop granting unanimous consent. stop voting for his nominees.
how did republicans jam up democrats? i dunno, ask justice merrick garland about it, i suppose?
how did republicans jam up democrats? i dunno, ask justice merrick garland about it, i suppose?
July 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I thought the whole “people literally think McConnell was *minority* leader during the Garland thing” bit was like, an exaggeration.
Well, lol.
Well, lol.
Notice how people that talk like this always speak in really vague generalities.
Democrats aren’t “doing anything”. Doing what exactly? Great question.
Republicans “jammed up the Democraric majority”. How? Great question.
Democrats aren’t “doing anything”. Doing what exactly? Great question.
Republicans “jammed up the Democraric majority”. How? Great question.
Republicans control everything, how do you expect Democrats to do anything?
Republicans are jamming up the democratic majority, stop blaming the Democrats
Rinse and repeat
Republicans are jamming up the democratic majority, stop blaming the Democrats
Rinse and repeat
Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
ALT: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
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July 16, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Notice how people that talk like this always speak in really vague generalities.
Democrats aren’t “doing anything”. Doing what exactly? Great question.
Republicans “jammed up the Democraric majority”. How? Great question.
Democrats aren’t “doing anything”. Doing what exactly? Great question.
Republicans “jammed up the Democraric majority”. How? Great question.
The nadir of this redneck white knighting shit has to be acknowledging that rural voters have more power than urban ones and use that power to vote for fucking fascists and then still smol beaning them anyway.
July 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
The nadir of this redneck white knighting shit has to be acknowledging that rural voters have more power than urban ones and use that power to vote for fucking fascists and then still smol beaning them anyway.
Everyone’s righteously assmad that grandma can’t go live in some jury rigged piece of shit studio in the hollowed out corpse of a Wetzel’s Pretzels.
July 15, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Everyone’s righteously assmad that grandma can’t go live in some jury rigged piece of shit studio in the hollowed out corpse of a Wetzel’s Pretzels.
“I am a righteous moral absolutist”.
“COME ON, THAT RAPE ONLY MEASURED 1.0 ON THE RAPETER SCALE AND HE ONLY DID IT ONCE, YOU FUCKING SHITLIB!”
“COME ON, THAT RAPE ONLY MEASURED 1.0 ON THE RAPETER SCALE AND HE ONLY DID IT ONCE, YOU FUCKING SHITLIB!”
July 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
“I am a righteous moral absolutist”.
“COME ON, THAT RAPE ONLY MEASURED 1.0 ON THE RAPETER SCALE AND HE ONLY DID IT ONCE, YOU FUCKING SHITLIB!”
“COME ON, THAT RAPE ONLY MEASURED 1.0 ON THE RAPETER SCALE AND HE ONLY DID IT ONCE, YOU FUCKING SHITLIB!”
A lot of Platner fans are gonna pretend that him being the type of guy who could easily receive credible rape accusations wasn’t part of his appeal to them.
Graham Platner's durability shows that the era of smoothgroin politicians is coming to an end
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Graham Platner Loses Washington’s Vote
And yet the era of smoothgroin politicians is coming to an end
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July 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
A lot of Platner fans are gonna pretend that him being the type of guy who could easily receive credible rape accusations wasn’t part of his appeal to them.
It’s really stupid to negatively polarize yourself against the very concept of meaningful legal checks against executive power, actually.
Also don't point to some weird bird law saying a president can't do that. Look around you.
June 25, 2026 at 11:05 PM
It’s really stupid to negatively polarize yourself against the very concept of meaningful legal checks against executive power, actually.
If “generational-level talent” is too much for you, fine, but “Donald Trump is a world historic weak candidate and only an incompetent fuck up could lose to him” is a belief that should not have survived contact with any election since 2016.
Donald Trump is a generational-level talent as a presidential candidate aided by literally two generations of having been celebrating as a business genius throughout the American media, with an extremely high ability to motivate non-voters.
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
June 24, 2026 at 5:26 PM
If “generational-level talent” is too much for you, fine, but “Donald Trump is a world historic weak candidate and only an incompetent fuck up could lose to him” is a belief that should not have survived contact with any election since 2016.