"You there, boy! What day is it!"
"Why, it's Blexas Day, it is!"
"Why, it's Blexas Day, it is!"
November 4, 2026 at 1:27 PM
"You there, boy! What day is it!"
"Why, it's Blexas Day, it is!"
"Why, it's Blexas Day, it is!"
Look at this picture I took of Sam Alito on TV he looks like Ebenezer Scrooge at a baseball game
November 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Look at this picture I took of Sam Alito on TV he looks like Ebenezer Scrooge at a baseball game
Ebenezer and Doomsday
Place your fantasy movie league bets now, film fans, which big November/December major studio title will turn out to have successfully hidden the use of generative AI until after it hits theaters? Ebenezer? Hexed? Avengers: Doomsday? Jumanji: Open World? Focker-in-Law?
November 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Ebenezer and Doomsday
Just got an email saying Johnny Depp was making a personal appearance in New York at a screening of Ebenezer, and now I'm Googling "nearest produce market"
November 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Just got an email saying Johnny Depp was making a personal appearance in New York at a screening of Ebenezer, and now I'm Googling "nearest produce market"
two equally important cultural events
November 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
two equally important cultural events
It seems that the Ebenezer has become the Ebenezed.
November 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
It seems that the Ebenezer has become the Ebenezed.
Keep your eye on the prize, everyone: Johnny Depp's pro-Ebenezer Scrooge movie comes out in like a week and we need to make sure that thing flops like a Portuguese soccer player.
November 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Keep your eye on the prize, everyone: Johnny Depp's pro-Ebenezer Scrooge movie comes out in like a week and we need to make sure that thing flops like a Portuguese soccer player.
People who get all scoldy about Halloween are the least joyful people in existence. Ebenezer Scrooge had more joy.
November 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
People who get all scoldy about Halloween are the least joyful people in existence. Ebenezer Scrooge had more joy.
Skye Blue waking up and flinging open the window like Ebenezer Scrooge on Christmas morning
November 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Skye Blue waking up and flinging open the window like Ebenezer Scrooge on Christmas morning
why is shopping for nightgowns either ‘this lace slip costs $498 and cannot come within ten feet of a washing machine’ or ‘this is what ebenezer scrooge wears’
October 31, 2026 at 8:33 PM
why is shopping for nightgowns either ‘this lace slip costs $498 and cannot come within ten feet of a washing machine’ or ‘this is what ebenezer scrooge wears’
Already sick of the saturation promos for Ebenezer.
If I wanted to see an edgy Christmas Carol with a somewhat problematic star, I'll watch Scrooged again.
The ghosts can keep Johnny Depp.
If I wanted to see an edgy Christmas Carol with a somewhat problematic star, I'll watch Scrooged again.
The ghosts can keep Johnny Depp.
November 1, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Already sick of the saturation promos for Ebenezer.
If I wanted to see an edgy Christmas Carol with a somewhat problematic star, I'll watch Scrooged again.
The ghosts can keep Johnny Depp.
If I wanted to see an edgy Christmas Carol with a somewhat problematic star, I'll watch Scrooged again.
The ghosts can keep Johnny Depp.
November 3, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Uncle baby Ebenezer
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October 29, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Uncle baby Ebenezer
Ebenezer Haitian Baptist Church, 1058 President St, Brooklyn, NY 11225
November 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Ebenezer Haitian Baptist Church, 1058 President St, Brooklyn, NY 11225
Ebenezer looks terrible, right? It's not just me hating Depp?
November 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Ebenezer looks terrible, right? It's not just me hating Depp?
If Ebenezer is successful, we can expect a whole Darth Vader movie from his point of view.
November 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
If Ebenezer is successful, we can expect a whole Darth Vader movie from his point of view.
Tramell Tillman and Andrea Riseborough hit the red carpet at the NY screening of EBENEZER. Their co-star also attended
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Tramell Tillman, Johnny Depp and Andrea Riseborough at the EBENEZER New York Special Screening - Tom + Lorenzo
Bleh. We're doing this for you, Tramell. And it's never a problem for us to focus on anything Andrea Riseborough brings to the red carpet. The two
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November 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Tramell Tillman and Andrea Riseborough hit the red carpet at the NY screening of EBENEZER. Their co-star also attended
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Enamored with the inspired choice to have Bilbo go there and back again while dressed like Ebenezer Scrooge
“Bilbo encountering Gollum” (1962) by Tove Jansson, for the Swedish edition of The Hobbit.
November 4, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Enamored with the inspired choice to have Bilbo go there and back again while dressed like Ebenezer Scrooge
the next american cultural victory now lies in seeing if Ebenezer bombs at the box office
November 4, 2026 at 3:11 AM
the next american cultural victory now lies in seeing if Ebenezer bombs at the box office
Johnny Depp brought his Ebenezer Scrooge to New York City and trashed a festive Christmas celebration in Bryant Park while promoting ‘Ebenezer.’
Johnny Depp wreaks havoc in New York park to promote new movie
Johnny Depp brought his Ebenezer Scrooge to New York City and trashed a festive Christmas celebration in Bryant Park while promoting ‘Ebenezer.’
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November 4, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Johnny Depp brought his Ebenezer Scrooge to New York City and trashed a festive Christmas celebration in Bryant Park while promoting ‘Ebenezer.’
I can't wait to watch Johnny Depp every Xmas as Ebenezer Scrooge.
November 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I can't wait to watch Johnny Depp every Xmas as Ebenezer Scrooge.