#ebenezer
<to my wife when ebenezer appears> that's ebenezer
Plenty of seats available for EBENEZER on the opening weekend lol
November 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Ebenezer (2026)
November 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
“Before he was Scrooge....he was Ebenezer” what?

Ebenezer Scrooge is just his name.
November 13, 2026 at 9:04 AM
i really need Johnny Depp's Ebenezer movie to flop
November 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
An “I Play Rocky” scenario where I keep turning down increasingly large sums of money to watch “Ebenezer”
November 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Plenty of seats available for EBENEZER on the opening weekend lol
November 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Before he was Scrooge… he was… Ebenezer
November 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
ebenezer não é aquele ex-bbb?
November 15, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Good Morning, it’s Johnny Depp’s Ebenezer Gameday.
November 14, 2026 at 1:35 PM
My scrooge
Ebenezer Scrooge: Bah Humbug!
ALT: Ebenezer Scrooge: Bah Humbug!
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November 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I can't wait to watch Ebenezer cams on Tiktok
November 14, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Johnny Depp takes on Ebenezer Scrooge in the new film "Ebenezer," hoping to add a unique twist to the classic tale.
Movie Review: Johnny Depp’s dour 'Ebenezer' is a horror-tinged holiday slog
Johnny Depp takes on Ebenezer Scrooge in the new film "Ebenezer," hoping to add a unique twist to the classic tale.
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November 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
"Planes are flying again. But they are also all showing EBENEZER, the 2026 Paramount Pictures film EBENEZER, at all times while in flight now. We don't know why. We don't know how. We do know that any attempts to get them to stop showing EBENEZER make the planes shut down automatically mid-flight."
November 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
cracking up at this quote from a Variety puff piece about the social media impressions for Ebenezer
November 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Your puny system collapse will not stop the release of EBENEZER.
November 13, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Ebenezer Scrooge has been declared dead, with nobody to mourn him....at the box office.
November 14, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Ebenezer é top coisas que só americano gosta tipo dr seuss
November 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
When a movie like Ebenezer bombs
November 15, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Ebenezer is just that popular
Air to Ground Message:

THE ENTIRE NATION IS GROUND STOPPED. DONOT BLOCK OUT UNTIL RESOLVED.ACK REQUIRED

Area: Washington DC, USA
Type: Airbus A220-300
A: #a036bd2555e
F: #fa4ac07a9a8
November 13, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Pensando muy seriamente en el tagline de "Ebenezer"... 'Antes de ser Scrooge, él fue... Ebenezer". ¿Qué cojones significa esto? Ebenezer es su puto nombre de pila, siempre ha sido Ebenezer Scrooge
November 12, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I wrote about Ebenezer, and the Depp issue. And yes, it is an issue. www.rogerebert.com/reviews/eben...
Ebenezer review: Huzzah to Ti West, humbug to Depp
That it’s good enough to take seriously makes Depp’s presence even more annoying.
www.rogerebert.com
November 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
In the new film Ebenezer you get to see Scrooge jerk off.
November 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
‘EBENEZER’, starring Johnny Depp, is now at 50% on Rotten Tomatoes.

• One of the lowest rated ‘A Christmas Carol’ film adaptations of all time.
November 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
November 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
All over America people were trying to get home tonight so they could watch EBENEZER this weekend
November 14, 2026 at 12:57 AM