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Abby Denton
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Abby Denton thinks about Digimon whenever she is sad and you should too. Likes to kiss her novia Marian Gonzalez. Writer of the comic GAMER MOM and the sci-fi sitcom CYBER CAFE. Matthew 25:40.
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LOS ANGELES! The open mic at my gay goth church is moving to SATURDAY AFTERNOONS for the foreseeable future!

Which means I will NOT be able to go to Loews and assist my partner with DIY home renovations. I'll be "working." Also I'm "bad at working with power tools" and "would break the house."
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If I am elected president I have one promise. Every single american will be deputized. David Blaine? Yes he's a cop now. Your 8 year old nephew who doesn't understand boundaries? COP on day one. Local street magician with a questionable background? SERPICO
September 17, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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NEW: Brown Brothers Media is the most successful media company you've never heard of. For years, its success was fueled by AI, fake writers, and fake reporting.

When we started asking questions, BBM started mass-deleting content. Somehow, what came next was even worse.

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How Three Brothers Built an AI Slop Empire by Buying Legitimate News Sites and Turning Them Into Zombie Content Farms That They Say Get 50 Million Page Views per Month
Brown Brothers Media is a media empire raking in millions of clicks with AI, fake writers, and plagiarism.
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September 17, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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You're her aunt flo
September 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Wow! That was just the right amount of Mackle!
September 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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wait Digimon Beatbreak has lesbians?? let's gooo
September 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
There's this lady I work with who I only see every couple of weeks but every time we have talked she mentions that she is having a rough time with her period. I know it's not fair of me that that's how I characterize her in my head, but it is inevitable. It's all I know about her
September 16, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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I never trusted C. S. Lewis because his middle name is Staples. A man's name should hold together fine on its own without Staples.
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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LLMRA
September 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Lot of people being driven out of their gourds by LLM sycophancy, which is why I've employed Claude to spend all of its processing power to call me a bitch and send me lists of my flaws and mistakes. So basically it's my high school boyfriend
September 16, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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No space!
September 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Could've sworn I just saw my dog scuttle across the ceiling like some kind of lizard. But then I remembered my dog's at a conference in Belarus this week. So I don't know what that thing was
September 16, 2026 at 1:35 PM
"We can't get a 3d printer," my dog says, drawing a chalk outline of its planned slot car runaround that will make it impossible to get from the front door to the kitchen without circumnavigating two bedrooms. "There's no space."
I regret not grabbing the slot car set neighbors left by the dumpster as they were moving out. I could have a slot car set.
September 16, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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rip annie dillard
September 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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Remembering my best interaction on Twitter
September 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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I drew Freya Crescent from FF9 riding a skateboard while running a fever today.🤒

No reason. Just because. 😂🛹
#MetroArt #FF9
September 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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If you have the resources (time, money, energy) to send your kid to charter or private schools, send them to your neighborhood public school, invest your resources into your community, and get a MUCH higher return on your investment!!!!!!
September 16, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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September 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Okay just learned about the Flintlock moogle class from Final Fantasy Tactics A2 and I'm in awe of the verve seeped into the core of the design here
September 16, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I like cronograma as a translation of timeline. It's literal and direct but simultaneously the most anime thing you'll see in office comminication
September 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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It rocks that every news article anymore is like "this deranged Marxist leftist anarchist wants your kids to be Palestinian terrorists" and then it's accompanied by this picture.
September 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
My family was all named after the first thing my mother called them. I lucked out as my mum was pretty much out of it for a day or so. My brother Yeeeaaarghhh andy sister OwwwwyouhorriblebuggerI'mnothavinganotherone were not so lucky
September 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Please respect my need for privacy during this incredibly bootylicious time.
September 15, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I'm trying to put the matter of my juicy bottom behind me.
September 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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trans people are by and large the working class. we get paid less than cis people overall (trans men make less than cis women, and trans women make less than everyone). we face housing and job discrimination. when will the conmentariat get this into their goddamned heads
i think it should be more commented on that jacobin put out a 57 page report that basically says candidates need to moderate on social issues, in particular trans rights
September 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
My partner (thinks it's a dog) has been teaching me Spanish, which I mainly use to insult it, but I'm keeping up with my studies so it can't be mad at me
September 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM