Matthew
@verslikeversace.bsky.social
He/him
Married to my favorite guy, cat dad x 4, photographer, Michigander, space enthusiast. A good walking trail hates to see me coming. Here to cultivate safe spaces and shamelessly hype my besties.
Married to my favorite guy, cat dad x 4, photographer, Michigander, space enthusiast. A good walking trail hates to see me coming. Here to cultivate safe spaces and shamelessly hype my besties.
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Matthew
@verslikeversace.bsky.social
· Jul 6
I want you all over me... And by *you* I mean sunscreen.
Going in mid panic attack was an interesting choice, but damn that was a wild ride
September 18, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Going in mid panic attack was an interesting choice, but damn that was a wild ride
I feel like if I focus and try really hard I can set a new record today
Honestly, it's my fault for opening Bluesky again if I wasn't expecting to jerk off for a 3rd time today
September 17, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I feel like if I focus and try really hard I can set a new record today
I don't post enough about my plants, and I need to change that.
Here's one of my favorite girls, a 2.5 yo thai constellation. Second photo for size comparison.
Here's one of my favorite girls, a 2.5 yo thai constellation. Second photo for size comparison.
September 15, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I don't post enough about my plants, and I need to change that.
Here's one of my favorite girls, a 2.5 yo thai constellation. Second photo for size comparison.
Here's one of my favorite girls, a 2.5 yo thai constellation. Second photo for size comparison.
Fuck Ed Sheeran
fuck Pink
fuck all Zi0nists in general
May you all choke on a giant dick
fuck Pink
fuck all Zi0nists in general
May you all choke on a giant dick
Rapper Macklemore has been dropped from Ed Sheeran’s tour after he made a “Free Palestine” speech on stage earlier this month
Macklemore Dropped From Ed Sheeran's Tour After 'Free Palestine' Speech
www.huffpost.com
September 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Fuck Ed Sheeran
fuck Pink
fuck all Zi0nists in general
May you all choke on a giant dick
fuck Pink
fuck all Zi0nists in general
May you all choke on a giant dick
Solo video shot an outdoor wedding yesterday in 80+ degree direct sun, and today just finished planting five new trees in our side yard. Taking applications for a good masseuse.
September 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Solo video shot an outdoor wedding yesterday in 80+ degree direct sun, and today just finished planting five new trees in our side yard. Taking applications for a good masseuse.
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if you’re a gay guy still actively posting on x bc tHaTs WhErE mY fRiEnDs ArE and you love the attention, you’re a traitor to our community and fucking suck
And surprise surprise.
Elon Musk drops $100 million targeting Dems with anti-trans ads.
Looking at the ads, it appears he is ramping up the ads targeting Dems who already caved.
This includes Turek and Talarico.
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Elon Musk drops $100 million targeting Dems with anti-trans ads.
Looking at the ads, it appears he is ramping up the ads targeting Dems who already caved.
This includes Turek and Talarico.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Elon Musk’s PAC Drops $100 Million On Anti-Trans Ads Targeting Dems Who Already Capitulated
Anti-trans capitulations didn’t stop Musk from spending big to attack these Democrats.
www.erininthemorning.com
September 11, 2026 at 1:35 AM
if you’re a gay guy still actively posting on x bc tHaTs WhErE mY fRiEnDs ArE and you love the attention, you’re a traitor to our community and fucking suck
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Last time I'll post this. Thanks to everyone who has helped. I can't pay my rent for Sept but I've at least paid bills and kept myself fed.
September 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Last time I'll post this. Thanks to everyone who has helped. I can't pay my rent for Sept but I've at least paid bills and kept myself fed.
I never know what to do when I stumble across an irl friend's bluesky account. Like, do I follow them, do I warn them they'll probably seem my penis if they follow me back, do I just go on about my business?
What are the rules here!?
School did not prepare me for these hypotheticals
What are the rules here!?
School did not prepare me for these hypotheticals
September 9, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I never know what to do when I stumble across an irl friend's bluesky account. Like, do I follow them, do I warn them they'll probably seem my penis if they follow me back, do I just go on about my business?
What are the rules here!?
School did not prepare me for these hypotheticals
What are the rules here!?
School did not prepare me for these hypotheticals
My paint uniform the last two days
September 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
My paint uniform the last two days
Yo, 116 of y'all mutuals should probably take out the trash
A lot of yall follow this conservative, islamophobic piece of shit on here and on IGwho’s getting dragged all over Twitter for his Mamdani post.
September 8, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Yo, 116 of y'all mutuals should probably take out the trash
Is this shocking? No. Is it nice to have confirmed for the world to see? Yes.
Blowing off children’s hospitals worried about Medicaid cuts… whining about how long cops’ funerals are… the WSJ confirms Fetterman is an objectively terrible person.
With receipts.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
With receipts.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
September 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Is this shocking? No. Is it nice to have confirmed for the world to see? Yes.
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As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
www.theverge.com
September 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
Proof of life featuring my plant chore outfit
August 31, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Proof of life featuring my plant chore outfit
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the world just got infinitely worse x
August 25, 2026 at 6:07 PM
the world just got infinitely worse x
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All I know is that the country really needs @rosie.com
to have her own TV show again for our collective well-being. Until then, her guest hosting this week on @jimmykimmel.com will have to do because it gets her back to us where she belongs. You are crushing it, Ro! 🩷
to have her own TV show again for our collective well-being. Until then, her guest hosting this week on @jimmykimmel.com will have to do because it gets her back to us where she belongs. You are crushing it, Ro! 🩷
August 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
All I know is that the country really needs @rosie.com
to have her own TV show again for our collective well-being. Until then, her guest hosting this week on @jimmykimmel.com will have to do because it gets her back to us where she belongs. You are crushing it, Ro! 🩷
to have her own TV show again for our collective well-being. Until then, her guest hosting this week on @jimmykimmel.com will have to do because it gets her back to us where she belongs. You are crushing it, Ro! 🩷
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I'm sure Netflix are quietly waiting in the wings. Let's hope this shitbag never gets his perfect teeth in to Warner Brothers and HBO. What a dirty, dirty player. Paramount demands $1.9 billion from states, citing Warner deal delays - Los Angeles Times share.google/ZoOXatecTU6c...
Paramount demands $1.9 billion from states, citing Warner deal delays
Tech scion David Ellison's company wants the coalition of 12 states and the WGA to cover the 'ticking fees' that Paramount could incur due to Warner deal delays.
share.google
August 18, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I'm sure Netflix are quietly waiting in the wings. Let's hope this shitbag never gets his perfect teeth in to Warner Brothers and HBO. What a dirty, dirty player. Paramount demands $1.9 billion from states, citing Warner deal delays - Los Angeles Times share.google/ZoOXatecTU6c...
I miss the days when I could eat pizza after 7 pm and not come face to face with death
August 10, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I miss the days when I could eat pizza after 7 pm and not come face to face with death
Deltoids are absolutely on fire after sanding drywall mud for 5 hours yesterday
August 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Deltoids are absolutely on fire after sanding drywall mud for 5 hours yesterday
Bro didn't miss a beat
SKY NEWS: “Trump says you’re a gift to the Republican Party.”
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social: “I’m a gift to the state of Michigan, God-willing.”
SKY NEWS: “He says you’re full of shit.”
ABDUL: “At least I don’t let mine go in the middle of the Oval Office.” 🔥 🔥 👀
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social: “I’m a gift to the state of Michigan, God-willing.”
SKY NEWS: “He says you’re full of shit.”
ABDUL: “At least I don’t let mine go in the middle of the Oval Office.” 🔥 🔥 👀
August 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Bro didn't miss a beat
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August 7, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Yesterday's primary results got me like
August 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Yesterday's primary results got me like
Thoughts so far:
1. This is too close for comfort
2. Eww, Jeremy Moss
3. Thank God I don't have to see Perry's decrepit face anymore
Someone send me xanax that I can pair with this strawberry cheesecake blizzard
1. This is too close for comfort
2. Eww, Jeremy Moss
3. Thank God I don't have to see Perry's decrepit face anymore
Someone send me xanax that I can pair with this strawberry cheesecake blizzard
August 5, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Thoughts so far:
1. This is too close for comfort
2. Eww, Jeremy Moss
3. Thank God I don't have to see Perry's decrepit face anymore
Someone send me xanax that I can pair with this strawberry cheesecake blizzard
1. This is too close for comfort
2. Eww, Jeremy Moss
3. Thank God I don't have to see Perry's decrepit face anymore
Someone send me xanax that I can pair with this strawberry cheesecake blizzard
Have half a mind to go out and do slutty things if he wins tonight
August 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Have half a mind to go out and do slutty things if he wins tonight
Update: still not high and just finished watching How To Make a Killing (4/10)
Wish I had instead gotten high and fooled around
Wish I had instead gotten high and fooled around
Just kinda want to get high and fool around
August 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Update: still not high and just finished watching How To Make a Killing (4/10)
Wish I had instead gotten high and fooled around
Wish I had instead gotten high and fooled around