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No war but class war.

Oh, hey, maybe throw some alt text on that image. You know. 👍
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It’s time once again to remind us all that the man featured heavily in the Epstein files has organized a mass deportation scheme that as a policy ensures children are unprotected. They have no family, no lawyers, no social workers.

Read it again: the policy is to make children extra vulnerable.
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Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
metro.co.uk
October 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I didn’t ask for old English which probably means I’m mature or something.
October 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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October 7, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Please stop jogging in the bike lane. I know the sidewalk is bullshit but so is the bike lane and I don’t want to go into traffic to avoid you. Also, a lot of you are dressed like a shadow and if I hit you, somehow it’s still my fault. Anyway, please quit jogging in the bike lane.
October 5, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Air fryers are the worst. It shouldn’t be that easy for me to have a little dish of cheesy fries.
October 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
September 29, 2026 at 1:51 AM
That’s the one-liner for this whole thing: free Palestine needs the Supreme Courtto keep you enrolled while free p*ssy “shouldn’t harm a boy’s future”.
Amid outcry, NY prosecutors have reopened the criminal investigation into the 7 Cornell gang rapists, a case that was covered up 2 years ago.

These assholes would’ve been punished if they had written “free Palestine” instead of “free p*ssy.” Cornell leadership should be investigated too.
September 29, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Please stop posting the ad. Talk about it, complain, whatever, but my feed this morning is a whole lot of gifs from the ad and, guys, you’re boosting that signal. It’s reaching people who don’t watch football because y’all want us to be mad. I can be mad without seeing the ad.
September 28, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Most cars I see (outside of school drop-off hours) have one person in them.
September 23, 2026 at 11:00 AM
For years, when @shaheen.senate.gov said “bipartisan support”, what she meant was “Susan Collins’ support”. So here’s hoping ProPublica digs into the Shaheen machine and we find out if our Jeanne was paid to be that awful or if she took on the rot for free.
September 22, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Every time I see a clip of Hassett, I’m reminded of Baghdad Bob. They wear the same smile when they tell us outrageous bald-faced, easily disprovable lies. They cannot hide their delight about calling the audience stupid to their faces.
September 21, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID!

i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf
September 19, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The blue line is single ply.
September 19, 2026 at 12:13 AM
That’s different.
September 18, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Registration + insurance + two oil changes + one winter tire swap + one one state inspection equals one Aventon ebike or two cheaper heybike commuters. The people who could use that most probably don’t have a year’s worth of car expenses sitting around to dump on a bike or scooter.
September 18, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Every picture I see of Mitch McConnell “at work” makes me want to prosecute some people for elder abuse. It really weirds me out that I despise the man but somehow, I seem to care more about him than the people who surround him and his whole family because nothing I’ve seen is right.
September 18, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Heating oil companies won’t let people prepay for the winter this year. Ive lived in Mew England for 15 years and not seen that.This means people definitely won’t be able to afford to heat their homes this winter and vulnerable people are going to die because of it.
September 17, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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Trump announces that if the GOP retains control of Congress, he will send you ten CDs for just one penny!

#morebelievable
September 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I was watching the Golden Girls recently. In general, it aged well.

Then, Blanche said something like, “They’ll pry my 7% mortgage out of my cold dead hands.”
September 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
September 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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I wonder if the cost of chips has cut down on conspiracies.

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September 15, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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The fact that Democrats are forcing Republicans to spend money in red states is a chef’s kiss🔥
#BlueWaveIn50Days
September 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I can’t imagine a life where I’d let someone who isn’t family buy me a wedding at all much less an actual catered destination wedding that included gender-affirming cosmetic surgery for one or more participants. Like in Vegas, I might let the jackpot winner pay my chapel fees but that’s about it.
September 15, 2026 at 10:31 AM