WeNeedtoCalmDwn
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Here to clown while she burns it all down🔥
Performanceartlor🎭
Gaylor🌈
Performanceartlor🎭
Gaylor🌈
Pinned
Taylor has been feigning madness (on & off stage) a la Hamlet in order to set up a bait & switch that allows her to get revenge on the industry.
‘Karma’ IS an album, but it is also the performance art itself🧵
‘Karma’ IS an album, but it is also the performance art itself🧵
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shedding the showgirl skin
September 28, 2026 at 7:38 AM
shedding the showgirl skin
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She was patient zero because she was literally Scott’s first artist at big machine
September 26, 2026 at 9:43 PM
She was patient zero because she was literally Scott’s first artist at big machine
Have we already noticed the black, orange, and blue versions are reminiscent of:
September 22, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Have we already noticed the black, orange, and blue versions are reminiscent of:
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We hereby conduct the postmortem…Of patient zero.
Taylor Swift in Fortnight Black Dress
ALT: Taylor Swift in Fortnight Black Dress
static.klipy.com
September 22, 2026 at 6:14 PM
We hereby conduct the postmortem…Of patient zero.
“Patient (zero) for the encore”
I am frightened and intrigued. Looking forward to hearing this thing.
I am frightened and intrigued. Looking forward to hearing this thing.
September 22, 2026 at 6:11 PM
“Patient (zero) for the encore”
I am frightened and intrigued. Looking forward to hearing this thing.
I am frightened and intrigued. Looking forward to hearing this thing.
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Happy 4 year anniversary to Taylor saying she was going to let fate decide with the bingo balls and then immediately manufactures the shit out of the pull.
You can’t say she hasn’t been upfront from the start 😆
You can’t say she hasn’t been upfront from the start 😆
September 22, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Happy 4 year anniversary to Taylor saying she was going to let fate decide with the bingo balls and then immediately manufactures the shit out of the pull.
You can’t say she hasn’t been upfront from the start 😆
You can’t say she hasn’t been upfront from the start 😆
I swear to all of the gods if her whole, “She’s (the showgirl) a clock; It’s a clock, it can help you tell time,” angle was quite simply that the four Midnights variants were representative of 4 years of this chaos I may explode with the literalness of it all.
September 21, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I swear to all of the gods if her whole, “She’s (the showgirl) a clock; It’s a clock, it can help you tell time,” angle was quite simply that the four Midnights variants were representative of 4 years of this chaos I may explode with the literalness of it all.
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I'm so jazzed for karmadebutrepvaultwooodvalets13midnights3am TV, aren't you?
Taylor Swift Winks at Reputation Stadium Tour (Swifferpics)
Alt: Taylor Swift Winks at Reputation Stadium Tour
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August 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I'm so jazzed for karmadebutrepvaultwooodvalets13midnights3am TV, aren't you?
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wait a second…..
July 20, 2026 at 11:30 PM
wait a second…..
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The wedding and the reaction
July 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
The wedding and the reaction
And the touch of a hand lit the fuse🧨
Of a chain reaction of countermoves
To assess the equation of you
Checkmate, I couldn't lose
Of a chain reaction of countermoves
To assess the equation of you
Checkmate, I couldn't lose
July 6, 2026 at 3:30 PM
And the touch of a hand lit the fuse🧨
Of a chain reaction of countermoves
To assess the equation of you
Checkmate, I couldn't lose
Of a chain reaction of countermoves
To assess the equation of you
Checkmate, I couldn't lose
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Yeah, they’re gonna break the blender.
July 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Yeah, they’re gonna break the blender.
Yeah, they’re gonna break the blender.
July 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Yeah, they’re gonna break the blender.
And there you are, sittin' as usual
With your golden notebook
Writing something about someone
Who used to be me
With your golden notebook
Writing something about someone
Who used to be me
July 5, 2026 at 1:12 AM
And there you are, sittin' as usual
With your golden notebook
Writing something about someone
Who used to be me
With your golden notebook
Writing something about someone
Who used to be me
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“Taylor has laid out EVERYTHING she’s doing and will do, since at least 2020, and it’s all there in her music and visual art!” I say as they drag me away
July 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM
“Taylor has laid out EVERYTHING she’s doing and will do, since at least 2020, and it’s all there in her music and visual art!” I say as they drag me away
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lol so a fortnight after July 3rd is July 17th…also a Friday.
July 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
lol so a fortnight after July 3rd is July 17th…also a Friday.
lol so a fortnight after July 3rd is July 17th…also a Friday.
July 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
lol so a fortnight after July 3rd is July 17th…also a Friday.
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Holdin' hands, just killin' time ❤️🔥
Your past and mine are parallel lines 🤍
Stars all aligned and they intertwined 💙
Your past and mine are parallel lines 🤍
Stars all aligned and they intertwined 💙
July 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Holdin' hands, just killin' time ❤️🔥
Your past and mine are parallel lines 🤍
Stars all aligned and they intertwined 💙
Your past and mine are parallel lines 🤍
Stars all aligned and they intertwined 💙
The family gathers 'round and reads it and then someone screams out
"She's laughing up at us from hell"
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
It's me, hi, everybody agrees, everybody agreeeeessssss 🐍
"She's laughing up at us from hell"
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
It's me, hi, everybody agrees, everybody agreeeeessssss 🐍
July 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
The family gathers 'round and reads it and then someone screams out
"She's laughing up at us from hell"
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
It's me, hi, everybody agrees, everybody agreeeeessssss 🐍
"She's laughing up at us from hell"
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
It's me, hi, everybody agrees, everybody agreeeeessssss 🐍
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me when i protect my private life fiercely
July 4, 2026 at 12:19 AM
me when i protect my private life fiercely
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yeah i know it’s scary to not have details of what’s going on in there, or what might happen in the next 24 hours, but remember who you are simba
July 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
yeah i know it’s scary to not have details of what’s going on in there, or what might happen in the next 24 hours, but remember who you are simba
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PLEASE STAND BY
July 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
PLEASE STAND BY
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I am so proud of 2023 us we were cooking on a wild level we had no idea she must have been so annoyed with us hahhahahahhaha
July 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I am so proud of 2023 us we were cooking on a wild level we had no idea she must have been so annoyed with us hahhahahahhaha
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Never forget what happens at midnight during cinderella, the magic wears off and she turns back into a gay pumpkin 🎃
July 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Never forget what happens at midnight during cinderella, the magic wears off and she turns back into a gay pumpkin 🎃