West Lancs A Ives
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When you're near, it all makes sense
Age yourself with a childhood crush
October 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Age yourself with a childhood crush
Out of the classroom, back on the sauce. Overtime tomorrow 🥳
October 7, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Out of the classroom, back on the sauce. Overtime tomorrow 🥳
Boy George and his rent boy
Channel 4 have announced celebrities for next series of Handcuffed, where celebs are handcuffed.
- Katie Price and Suella Braverman
- Neil Ruddock and Bimini
- Kerry Katona and Mark-Francis Vandelli
- Lady Victoria Hervey and Georgia Harrison MBE
- DJ Fat Tony and Princess Olga Romanov
- Katie Price and Suella Braverman
- Neil Ruddock and Bimini
- Kerry Katona and Mark-Francis Vandelli
- Lady Victoria Hervey and Georgia Harrison MBE
- DJ Fat Tony and Princess Olga Romanov
October 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Boy George and his rent boy
Cosby Show
What TV show got so bad it effectively destroyed your appreciation for the show when it was was good?
October 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Cosby Show
Some of us have been up and about 9 hours, not lay in our scratcher all morning, festering and sweating the ale out from a heavy session yesterday.
I didn't get were I am today by laying in bed on Sunday mornings
I didn't get were I am today by laying in bed on Sunday mornings
October 4, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Some of us have been up and about 9 hours, not lay in our scratcher all morning, festering and sweating the ale out from a heavy session yesterday.
I didn't get were I am today by laying in bed on Sunday mornings
I didn't get were I am today by laying in bed on Sunday mornings
Died on this day 1989. American triple crown winning horse Secretariat
October 4, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Died on this day 1989. American triple crown winning horse Secretariat
Hokey cokey pig in a pokey. Good morning Jobseekers
October 4, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Hokey cokey pig in a pokey. Good morning Jobseekers
"Hello room service, I appear to have been dead for six hours"
October 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
"Hello room service, I appear to have been dead for six hours"
Mrs Hawking when she asked what she was going to do with Stephens wheelchair
"SCRAP, SCRAP, SCRAP"
October 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Mrs Hawking when she asked what she was going to do with Stephens wheelchair
Keefe D had a better defence than Croatia
October 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Keefe D had a better defence than Croatia
Polite reminder that we are just a few weeks away from people getting snowed in at the Tan Hill Inn, for the 500th year in a fucking row
October 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Polite reminder that we are just a few weeks away from people getting snowed in at the Tan Hill Inn, for the 500th year in a fucking row
Green day. Atheism has no colours 🚬
October 3, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Green day. Atheism has no colours 🚬
First draft of Blondie - Sunday Girl
I know a girl who would wank her horse off or did it at least once
October 3, 2026 at 9:22 AM
First draft of Blondie - Sunday Girl
Oh forgot to tell you. Went to Taylors Farm yesterday. Had a look round, and guess what, the fucking prices have gone up again. Pies that were 3 trays for 12 quid 2 years ago are now 3 for 20. Steaks are all up, everything is expensive. What used to be great is now just ridiculous. Fuck em
October 3, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Oh forgot to tell you. Went to Taylors Farm yesterday. Had a look round, and guess what, the fucking prices have gone up again. Pies that were 3 trays for 12 quid 2 years ago are now 3 for 20. Steaks are all up, everything is expensive. What used to be great is now just ridiculous. Fuck em
Whatever your plans are today make sure you enjoy your weekend. And if you feel down or bored just remember, Danny Tommo is shitting in a bucket
October 3, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Whatever your plans are today make sure you enjoy your weekend. And if you feel down or bored just remember, Danny Tommo is shitting in a bucket
I did notice a lot of people quickly got over Dolly Partons death once City had been found guilty
October 2, 2026 at 7:31 AM
I did notice a lot of people quickly got over Dolly Partons death once City had been found guilty
Mick Quinns vet
Just been to a Hungry Horse for tea - SHYTE
October 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Mick Quinns vet
West Lancashire
October 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
West Lancashire
Just been paying my respects
October 1, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Just been paying my respects
RIP Esther Rantzen
October 1, 2026 at 6:54 AM
RIP Esther Rantzen
Everyone looking at City's irrefutable evidence
September 30, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Everyone looking at City's irrefutable evidence
Still, good news about the charge they were found not guilty of
September 29, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Still, good news about the charge they were found not guilty of
Michael Owen, 2013
Better headlights than most folk driving round at 6.30 in the morning.
September 28, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Michael Owen, 2013
"I was out lamping for rabbits when I was arrested under the explosives act and something from Robot Wars blew my van doors out. Nigel Farage flew into a pure cold rage again"
September 28, 2026 at 5:14 PM
"I was out lamping for rabbits when I was arrested under the explosives act and something from Robot Wars blew my van doors out. Nigel Farage flew into a pure cold rage again"
Shared, Wigan
September 28, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Shared, Wigan