West Lancs A Ives
@westlancsives.bsky.social
When you're near, it all makes sense
Toast done with the heat of the moment
October 8, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Toast done with the heat of the moment
"So tonight I'm gonna party like it's....."
October 8, 2026 at 8:08 AM
"So tonight I'm gonna party like it's....."
His beard snood is going to be on the floor
October 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
His beard snood is going to be on the floor
Hope he's not in can making, he will be firing at the cans with his musket
October 7, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Hope he's not in can making, he will be firing at the cans with his musket
I was sat next to Lee
October 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I was sat next to Lee
Man with a civil War beard
October 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Man with a civil War beard
And Civil War man
October 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
And Civil War man
They are still doing classroom stuff. They put a photo of us all on the screens in work. I will get a pic
October 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
They are still doing classroom stuff. They put a photo of us all on the screens in work. I will get a pic
I have to wipe my cap with alcohol wipes. Thank fuck Gerry isn't here, hrd be suckibg on the wipes
October 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I have to wipe my cap with alcohol wipes. Thank fuck Gerry isn't here, hrd be suckibg on the wipes
I used to be a ringer outer for a one armed window cleaner
October 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I used to be a ringer outer for a one armed window cleaner
It was my job, animal anaesthetist. I put them to sleep before their operation
October 7, 2026 at 5:39 PM
It was my job, animal anaesthetist. I put them to sleep before their operation
Killed a few of those over the years
October 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Killed a few of those over the years
Wish it was cash in hand
October 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Wish it was cash in hand
Had no clue. Thought I was getting out my scratcher at 1pm tomorrow. Got a 12 hours on Friday too. They will be the death of me
October 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Had no clue. Thought I was getting out my scratcher at 1pm tomorrow. Got a 12 hours on Friday too. They will be the death of me
I didn't know until 2.30. Then in meeting I'm told 6-2 Tomorow FLT reslfresher, oh and stay on until 6pm 👀
October 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I didn't know until 2.30. Then in meeting I'm told 6-2 Tomorow FLT reslfresher, oh and stay on until 6pm 👀
I had a shave Monday morning. Got to go home at 9pm because I'm on 6am start tomorrow. I'll look like Desperate Dan
October 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I had a shave Monday morning. Got to go home at 9pm because I'm on 6am start tomorrow. I'll look like Desperate Dan
Do the telephone tongue lady pose for the lads
October 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Do the telephone tongue lady pose for the lads
Carol Decker looks the type who would start scratching at your eyes while you are waiting for a mixed kebab and naan bread, after she's had a few too many Proseccos,
October 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Carol Decker looks the type who would start scratching at your eyes while you are waiting for a mixed kebab and naan bread, after she's had a few too many Proseccos,
Nick Mason looked hard as nails with his Mexican tache. Daltrey looks the type who would bottle you from behind
October 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Nick Mason looked hard as nails with his Mexican tache. Daltrey looks the type who would bottle you from behind
Bet Fish from Marillion could crack a few skulls, big lump him. Jim Kerr would pull a blade down your cheek
October 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Bet Fish from Marillion could crack a few skulls, big lump him. Jim Kerr would pull a blade down your cheek
Steve Priest from Sweet would be my worst nightmare. Imagine taking a hobnailing off him with the campest voice ever recorded. Be embarrassing. Those I would want to fight would be Ian Dury. I could paste him
October 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Steve Priest from Sweet would be my worst nightmare. Imagine taking a hobnailing off him with the campest voice ever recorded. Be embarrassing. Those I would want to fight would be Ian Dury. I could paste him