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Craig Church
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He/him. Overactive imagination since '87. Helping make movies at ILM. Portland Trail Blazers and Golden State Valkyries enjoyer.

Short fiction in Cast of Wonders, Escape Pod, and more.

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New vlog out later today, stuffed with what I think are some of the best shots I've ever captured.

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Early morning fog on Mt. Tam 💛😶‍🌫️🤌
GABBY COME HANG OUT AT LUCASFILM WE ARE SUPER COOL AND CHILL YOU CAN DRINK FROM THE BEVI MACHINE IT HAS MULTIPLE FLAVORS
Gabby Williams: "What up George Lucas? That's pretty cool!"
October 3, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Valks shaving YEARS off my lifespan istg
October 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
The Golden State Valkyries 😭
October 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
🚨 new @alexfox.bsky.social story alert 🚨
Issue 48 is out today! Ebooks are on your kindle. Physical copies will ship in a week or so (I’ll let you all know as soon as I have our dispatch window).

More detail below!
October 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
if Gavin Newsom has zero haters I am dead
October 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
October 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
The Golden State Valkyries
September 28, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Reposted by Craig Church
yes there are UConn stars everywhere with Paige and Gabby but have you considered Tiffany Hayes
September 28, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Haven’t had a team I care about in a postseason with expectations in quite a while. Forgot what this kind of anxiety felt like.
how are Valks fans feeling pregame??
September 28, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Libs 👀
September 27, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Me, the Millennial in California who thought they could finally begin to look at houses:
September 25, 2026 at 1:22 AM
queen shit 👑
🕎🍉 #BREAKING | Jewish actress Hannah Einbinder was arrested at pro Palestine protest for chanting arrest Netanyahu in NYC
September 24, 2026 at 6:57 PM
if Gavin Newsom has zero haters I am dead
Gavin Newsom, who has spent the past year courting billionaires and the right wing, is "a political juker — an advocate for nothing but his own ambitions as the Democrats’ best boy," writes @soleilho.com.
www.coyotemedia.org/what-is-the-...
What Is the Point of Gavin Newsom?
You can’t build a movement around a person whose only commitment is staying uncommitted.
www.coyotemedia.org
September 24, 2026 at 6:45 PM
if Gavin Newsom has zero haters I am dead
September 23, 2026 at 8:21 PM
if Gavin Newsom has zero haters I am dead
Newsom has vetoed a bill that would have prohibited future governors from handing over abortion providers, helpers, and patients to red states for criminal prosecution. The bill also barred extraditions involving transgender care.
Newsom vetoes bill that would ban extraditions for abortion and gender-affirming care
California’s pro-repro rights governor rejects a key protection that 18 blue states have enshrined into law.
www.motherjones.com
September 23, 2026 at 4:36 PM
if Gavin Newsom has zero haters I am dead
The State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us in the back
www.wsj.com/business/med...
Exclusive | Newsom Expresses Concerns About State Antitrust Suit Against Paramount
The California governor has told people involved in the suit that blocking the $81 billion deal could harm Hollywood jobs.
www.wsj.com
September 22, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Friday night in Ballhalla 💜🗡️🪽
September 19, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Reposted by Craig Church
I finally get to post one of these 🥹

Barnes & Noble preorder sale! 25% off September 9-11 with code “Preoder25.” You can preorder my book and also other books! I would love it if you did and reposted this 30-35 times a day please.

Thank you.

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September 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
September 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
PNW writing pals get on this! Erik is good people.
I am the co-chair of an upstart one-day single track SFF intermediate level writers conference in the Portland, OR area called ENDEAVOUR WRITERS CONFERENCE coming 10/10/26. 100 attendees max, $50/ticket. I need help getting the word out. Please share!
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September 1, 2026 at 4:52 PM
the MNBA can only dream of having this kind of juice
Gabby guarding Marine alert
August 28, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The Grim Reaper's intense focus on people born in 1946 better pay off soon...
August 26, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Reposted by Craig Church
if there’s a point to fame it’s to do what dolly parton did in the world
August 25, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Just an insane legacy. A generational Good Person.
Dolly Parton, the irrepressible singer-songwriter, actress and entrepreneur who penned chart toppers such as “9 to 5” and turned her namesake Tennessee theme park Dollywood into one of the world’s top amusement destinations, died Tuesday. She was 80. bit.ly/4xfBfDm
August 25, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Very impressed with humanity’s unwavering dedication to ensure whoever’s hacking up a lung on public transportation sits, unmasked, right next to me.
August 24, 2026 at 1:38 PM