Shirty 🍁
@whogivesashirt.bsky.social
Nasty, brutish, and short.
“We need in every community a group of angelic troublemakers. The only weapon we have is our bodies, and we need to tuck them in places so wheels don’t turn.” - Bayard Rustin
My Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/dustonmyboots
“We need in every community a group of angelic troublemakers. The only weapon we have is our bodies, and we need to tuck them in places so wheels don’t turn.” - Bayard Rustin
My Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/dustonmyboots
That message: “Man, BC voters are *dumb*.”
(Unfortunately so are Ontario voters.)
(Unfortunately so are Ontario voters.)
“As these early results start rolling in, I think they sent a loud and clear message,” said Carson Binda, the Conservative candidate for Vancouver-Quilchena. CBC puts him at more than 1,800 votes — Tthat's far ahead the incumbent OneBC Leader Dallas Brodie, who has 133
October 25, 2026 at 4:19 AM
That message: “Man, BC voters are *dumb*.”
(Unfortunately so are Ontario voters.)
(Unfortunately so are Ontario voters.)
I’ve been so disheartened to see many of my artist friends diving into AI. So many of them are wonderful artists who keep cranking out utter shit by generating whole images or incorporating elements into their original work. They are unrepentant.
!["The sticker marks [Art] Spiegelman's first use of AI-generated artwork."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ahwtqk35nzyve3eo4p33cxqw/bafkreiesj4usqjhv6t45gpknizx46t2d3ca7z6xoov3tvaj46toa2prifm)
October 25, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I’ve been so disheartened to see many of my artist friends diving into AI. So many of them are wonderful artists who keep cranking out utter shit by generating whole images or incorporating elements into their original work. They are unrepentant.
Spotted on Reddit: “So they’re filing a lawsuit about an event that hasn’t happened yet and only if this event happens in a certain way. Without any evidence that anything wrong has happened just because they don’t like a potential outcome that hasn’t happened yet.”
Breaking: Trump just sued to block the certification of Alaska’s Senate race — but only if the Republican loses.
October 23, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Spotted on Reddit: “So they’re filing a lawsuit about an event that hasn’t happened yet and only if this event happens in a certain way. Without any evidence that anything wrong has happened just because they don’t like a potential outcome that hasn’t happened yet.”
I googled this after thinking the same thing and pulled up a clip of the show. My god, there are so many fans with low standards. Unwatchable noise emanating from unpleasant people.
There’s apparently someone named Ethan Klein having a scandal and I keep thinking it’s Ezra Klein and then keep realizing I still don‘t care
October 23, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I googled this after thinking the same thing and pulled up a clip of the show. My god, there are so many fans with low standards. Unwatchable noise emanating from unpleasant people.
I’m not the only petty one, I see!
October 23, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I’m not the only petty one, I see!
Spotted on Reddit: “This game is the second dumbest thing to happen in Alberta this week.”
Carolina/Edmonton 5-5 headed to over time.
McDavid & Draisaitl five points each
Great game on @Sportsnet West, streaming on Sportsnet+
McDavid & Draisaitl five points each
Great game on @Sportsnet West, streaming on Sportsnet+
October 23, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Spotted on Reddit: “This game is the second dumbest thing to happen in Alberta this week.”
Spotted on Reddit: “Kid Rock is another name for Epstein Island.”
October 23, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Spotted on Reddit: “Kid Rock is another name for Epstein Island.”
Spotted on Reddit: “I AM NOT EMOTIONALLY STABLE ENOUGH FOR THIS”
Nick Suzuki out 2-4 weeks, Canadiens recall Owen Beck
Nick Suzuki out 2-4 weeks, Canadiens recall Owen Beck
The Montreal Canadiens announced that captain Nick Suzuki will miss the next 2-4 weeks after suffering an upper-body injury. It will be the first time Suzuki will miss time due to injury in his NHL…
www.habseyesontheprize.com
October 22, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Spotted on Reddit: “I AM NOT EMOTIONALLY STABLE ENOUGH FOR THIS”
Spectacular AI slop spotted on Facebook: a self-driving car, yesteryear edition.
October 22, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Spectacular AI slop spotted on Facebook: a self-driving car, yesteryear edition.
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Exactly right. Mediocre white men love AI for this very reason. They can't do the work but need the praise and are unwilling to learn. Can't learn Photoshop can't even learn Paint. Can't learn how to write an interesting sentence, can't make a joke. Outsourcing being a person.
The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot
A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead:
www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...
A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead:
www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...
October 21, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Exactly right. Mediocre white men love AI for this very reason. They can't do the work but need the praise and are unwilling to learn. Can't learn Photoshop can't even learn Paint. Can't learn how to write an interesting sentence, can't make a joke. Outsourcing being a person.
Spotted on Facebook: “If we’re going to eat the rich, can we PLEASE stop licking their boots between courses?”
October 22, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Spotted on Facebook: “If we’re going to eat the rich, can we PLEASE stop licking their boots between courses?”
Spotted on Reddit:
"Is Brady the dumbest human being in the NHL? He has to be top 10. Lol dude has a literal room temperature IQ. I don't even think this is CTE related. Bro is just a good old fashioned Lennie from of mice + men.
Go pet those rabbits Brady."
"Is Brady the dumbest human being in the NHL? He has to be top 10. Lol dude has a literal room temperature IQ. I don't even think this is CTE related. Bro is just a good old fashioned Lennie from of mice + men.
Go pet those rabbits Brady."
Brady Tkachuk on Michael Andlauer's comment that "blood is thicker than water."
"I saw the quote, and I mean he's entitled to his opinion. But I know for myself, it was 100% my decision. (I'm a) Big boy, I can make decisions for myself and my family."
"I saw the quote, and I mean he's entitled to his opinion. But I know for myself, it was 100% my decision. (I'm a) Big boy, I can make decisions for myself and my family."
October 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Spotted on Reddit:
"Is Brady the dumbest human being in the NHL? He has to be top 10. Lol dude has a literal room temperature IQ. I don't even think this is CTE related. Bro is just a good old fashioned Lennie from of mice + men.
Go pet those rabbits Brady."
"Is Brady the dumbest human being in the NHL? He has to be top 10. Lol dude has a literal room temperature IQ. I don't even think this is CTE related. Bro is just a good old fashioned Lennie from of mice + men.
Go pet those rabbits Brady."
Spotted on Reddit: “Makes me wanna throw up how expensive being alive is.”
October 21, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Spotted on Reddit: “Makes me wanna throw up how expensive being alive is.”
Fuck Putin, fuck Trump, and fuck anybody who doesn’t get out to vote in the midterms; curb the puppet’s aiding and abetting Ukraine’s destruction.
The aftermath of today's Russian attack.
Missile and drone strikes hit a metro station, school, medical facility, and ice arena in Kyiv, leaving one dead and three injured.
Missile and drone strikes hit a metro station, school, medical facility, and ice arena in Kyiv, leaving one dead and three injured.
October 19, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Fuck Putin, fuck Trump, and fuck anybody who doesn’t get out to vote in the midterms; curb the puppet’s aiding and abetting Ukraine’s destruction.
Jesus Christ, this was NOT JUSTIFIED IN THE SLIGHTEST. The baby’s mom and grandmother were stealing diapers. Since when is theft a capital crime? Mississippi god damn.
Officer’s use of force was justified in shooting death of 1-year-old Kohen Wiley at a Walmart, AG says
Officer’s use of force was justified in shooting death of 1-year-old Kohen Wiley at a Walmart, AG says
A police officer’s use of force that resulted in the death of a 1-year-old child was justified, the Mississippi Office of the Attorney General announced Monday.
www.1011now.com
October 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Jesus Christ, this was NOT JUSTIFIED IN THE SLIGHTEST. The baby’s mom and grandmother were stealing diapers. Since when is theft a capital crime? Mississippi god damn.
Finally, a politician who really represents me.
October 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Finally, a politician who really represents me.
Bangin' album cover spotted during French student riots.
October 18, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Bangin' album cover spotted during French student riots.
Spotted on Reddit: "Three years ago it’s a tragedy. Now, your mind immediately goes to the worst case scenario."
The best case scenario here is a training exercise gone wrong. Here's hoping that's all it was. Hope everyone injured makes a full recovery. RIP to the fallen.
The best case scenario here is a training exercise gone wrong. Here's hoping that's all it was. Hope everyone injured makes a full recovery. RIP to the fallen.
"The Royal Alexandra Hospital in Edmonton is currently under code orange — which is activated in a mass casualty event
A doctor at the Royal Alexandra Hospital confirmed to Postmedia the code orange is due to the explosion at Wainwright"
A doctor at the Royal Alexandra Hospital confirmed to Postmedia the code orange is due to the explosion at Wainwright"
'Fatalities and injuries' at CFB Wainwright; Edmonton hospital under code orange
An incident sparked a large fire at CFB Wainwright southeast of Edmonton Saturday evening.
edmontonjournal.com
October 18, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Spotted on Reddit: "Three years ago it’s a tragedy. Now, your mind immediately goes to the worst case scenario."
The best case scenario here is a training exercise gone wrong. Here's hoping that's all it was. Hope everyone injured makes a full recovery. RIP to the fallen.
The best case scenario here is a training exercise gone wrong. Here's hoping that's all it was. Hope everyone injured makes a full recovery. RIP to the fallen.
To all the Americans claiming his threats to Canada are just jokes, please wake up.
Trump: "You know how much money we're taking out of Venezuela? Hundreds of billions of dollars we're taking out of Venezuela"
October 17, 2026 at 9:39 PM
To all the Americans claiming his threats to Canada are just jokes, please wake up.
Spotted on Reddit: “Babe wake up, new unit of failure just dropped.”
Breaking: Katie Zacharia fired as White House Press Secretary after 5 days
Katie Zacharia, Trump’s New Press Secretary, Is Fired After 5 Days
The ouster came as Ms. Zacharia was shadowed by questions about how she had presented her legal career and handled her first press briefing.
www.nytimes.com
October 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Spotted on Reddit: “Babe wake up, new unit of failure just dropped.”
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He will turn her into a swan
Trump effectively fires Katie Zacharia as White House Press Secretary
Q: Will Katie Zacharia stay in the administration?
Trump: Maybe in a more pleasant form
Q: Will Katie Zacharia stay in the administration?
Trump: Maybe in a more pleasant form
October 16, 2026 at 5:55 PM
He will turn her into a swan
A banner day in Black Power history! John Brown and the salute on the same day is some special star-alignment.
#OtD 16 Oct 1968 African-American sprinters Tommie Smith and John Carlos raised their gloved fists in a Black power salute as they won medals. Peter Norman showed solidarity by wearing a badge protesting the white Australia policy stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8831...
October 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
A banner day in Black Power history! John Brown and the salute on the same day is some special star-alignment.
What’s the opposite of a pyrrhic victory? Happy anniversary, America.
John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry began on October 16, 1859.
October 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
What’s the opposite of a pyrrhic victory? Happy anniversary, America.
The British Museum sweating right now.
October 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM
The British Museum sweating right now.