WookieeTaint
@wookieetaint.com
Mostly just mean-spirited hot-takes about the broligarcy and their neo-Nazi servants in the GOP.
The opinions of the author are the author's opinions.
The opinions of the author are the author's opinions.
The self-proclaimed Alphas are always such sniveling bitches at the end of the day.
For the love of God, take this whiny rapist's phone away.
September 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
The self-proclaimed Alphas are always such sniveling bitches at the end of the day.
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🚨 MAJOR NEWS: Reps. Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna say they have now secured commitments for all 218 signatures needed to force a House vote on Epstein Files Transparency Act II.
Massie, Khanna Say They Have Secured 218 Signatures for New Epstein Files Vote
The announcement comes hours after MeidasTouch reported the discharge petition was just two signatures short of the threshold needed to force a House vote.
meidasnews.com
September 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
🚨 MAJOR NEWS: Reps. Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna say they have now secured commitments for all 218 signatures needed to force a House vote on Epstein Files Transparency Act II.
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This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
September 17, 2026 at 7:01 PM
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
And there are pictures/video.
The only reason the govt is allowing admittance of anyone with beastiality in their history
is because someone already in the ranks HAS beastiality in their history
And this individual IS high up there
is because someone already in the ranks HAS beastiality in their history
And this individual IS high up there
September 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
And there are pictures/video.
JFC.
And unicorns!
RFK Jr: "We are also looking at chemtrails"
September 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
JFC.
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Marc Elias is so undefeated that the ready to rumble guy should announce his television appearances.
🚨BREAKING: Federal Court REJECTS lawsuit seeking to compel Vermont to provide the DOJ with access to its complete statewide voter registration database. Another victory for Elias Law Group and our clients.
DOJ is now 0-24. ELG is undefeated. www.democracydocket.com/cases/vermon...
DOJ is now 0-24. ELG is undefeated. www.democracydocket.com/cases/vermon...
🚨 United States of America v. Hanzas
Learn more here.
www.democracydocket.com
September 17, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Marc Elias is so undefeated that the ready to rumble guy should announce his television appearances.
And the ones they did pass were attempts to suppress voters and steal money for DJT vanity projects.
September 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
And the ones they did pass were attempts to suppress voters and steal money for DJT vanity projects.
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Ron White: Eight of Ken Paxton’s assistants turned him into the FBI for fraud... They sued and won $6 million. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He’s a criminal.
September 16, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Ron White: Eight of Ken Paxton’s assistants turned him into the FBI for fraud... They sued and won $6 million. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He’s a criminal.
"Show me on this squishmallow where the goat hurt you."
"Seriously, what's a little beastiality among friends?"
September 16, 2026 at 6:45 PM
"Show me on this squishmallow where the goat hurt you."
Between this and self-policing by Musk on DOGE cuts, and the current hands-free posture on AI... what could ever go wrong.
Obviously ICE never figured out what Kash and the FBI did:
that the solution to their hiring needs is a DEI program for active zoosexuals
that the solution to their hiring needs is a DEI program for active zoosexuals
It looks like ICE is freaking out over all of the unqualified, un-vetted, un-fingerprinted desperation hires, so now officials are mass firing everyone that should have never been hired in the first place. wapo.st/3VfSxCd
September 16, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Between this and self-policing by Musk on DOGE cuts, and the current hands-free posture on AI... what could ever go wrong.
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Indeed, We The People Should Be
Getting The Same Healthcare And
Paid Leave As McTurtle.......🐢
Getting The Same Healthcare And
Paid Leave As McTurtle.......🐢
September 16, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Indeed, We The People Should Be
Getting The Same Healthcare And
Paid Leave As McTurtle.......🐢
Getting The Same Healthcare And
Paid Leave As McTurtle.......🐢
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Reminder: voter fraud is not a thing.
Voter suppression is.
Voter suppression is.
September 16, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Reminder: voter fraud is not a thing.
Voter suppression is.
Voter suppression is.
Funny to watch the party that rode into three branches of gov't wins on the back of Rogan and Vonn and Hinchcliffe acting like Hasan Piker is running some deep state cabal.
September 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Funny to watch the party that rode into three branches of gov't wins on the back of Rogan and Vonn and Hinchcliffe acting like Hasan Piker is running some deep state cabal.
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The owners of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory self-regulated.
Mike Johnson on OpenAI and Anthropic: "They can self-police. They can self-regulate."
September 16, 2026 at 12:51 PM
The owners of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory self-regulated.
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Things keep getting worse under RFK Jr
September 14, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Things keep getting worse under RFK Jr
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🚨NEWS: Pennsylvania has confirmed two more measles-related deaths, bringing the state’s toll to four as an outbreak sickens nearly 700 people and claims its first lives in three decades.
September 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
🚨NEWS: Pennsylvania has confirmed two more measles-related deaths, bringing the state’s toll to four as an outbreak sickens nearly 700 people and claims its first lives in three decades.
Paw Patrol shouldn't be investigating themselves on this one.
"...and the FBI will leave no stone unturned to find the real perpetrators, with a new special unit we are calling The Sheep Detectives"
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Paw Patrol shouldn't be investigating themselves on this one.
Yep.
September 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Yep.
The problem with his statement is that the rest of us live in reality and not some retcon distortion bubble.
Shifting the blame to a former president who has not been in office for almost two years is beyond ridiculous. Mr. President, take responsibility for an illegal war that has driven up gas prices for Americans.
September 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
The problem with his statement is that the rest of us live in reality and not some retcon distortion bubble.
Fuck Robby Rubbentugg
Robert Kraft, owner of the Gillette Stadium, New England Patriots, New England Revolution a (MLS) club and Patriot Place shopping center was the man who instigated the boycott against Macklemore.
You know what to do.
We can boycott people too.
You know what to do.
We can boycott people too.
September 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Fuck Robby Rubbentugg
Kash out here runnin' shit from a Buffalo Wild Wings.
Kash Patel is testifying right now taking credit for violent crime dropping across the country.
COME ON. The trend started years before he got there.
2022: murders DOWN 6.1%
2023: DOWN 11.6%
2024: DOWN 14.9%
That’s a 29% drop from 2021 through 2024.
He didn’t create the decline. He inherited it.
COME ON. The trend started years before he got there.
2022: murders DOWN 6.1%
2023: DOWN 11.6%
2024: DOWN 14.9%
That’s a 29% drop from 2021 through 2024.
He didn’t create the decline. He inherited it.
September 15, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Kash out here runnin' shit from a Buffalo Wild Wings.
And if/when they don't find anything, he will lie and say they did.
September 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
And if/when they don't find anything, he will lie and say they did.