He's already withheld it from places that didn't vote for him. Vote both chambers blue and it's no up to him anymore.

"Who's the fat orange guy with his face blurred out?"

Kash thinks he is the victim on account of his dog's insatiable peanut butter habit.

It closed because he took over management and tried to put his name on it and no one wanted to perform there.

I hear Ed Sheeran may be available.

Sometimes putting your career first, ends your career.

"All I have here is my smart phone, internet access and three meals a day."

And some companies want to wire this shit into weapons.

Ted looks like that teacher who had to resign because of "fraternizing" with the students on weekends.

"It's just wine. Jesus drank it, you can drink it too. What happens in Rafael's garage man-cave, stays in Rafael's garage man-cave."

Specifically where they were the "victim."

"Your honor, in my defense, that dog loves peanut butter a little too much, if you ask me."

Weird flex for a guy who ran up the largest trade deficit in history his first term and contributed more to our debt to GDP deficit than all other presidents combined.

Makes me think all the noise about the Clinton Foundation and Hunter Biden were to just normalize their own corruption and also make this seem like fair payback.

For him, IQ is measured in $$.

If it were Hunter Biden, it's all we'd hear about for a decade.

"We can make everything... SO much worse. For everyone.*"

*Not the broligarchy, don't be silly. It will be great for them.