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@xantronix.bsky.social
i love my wife @sendqueery.bsky.social. they/them femme, ⬡-Drone #0926 • >30, <40 • alt @xantronix.com
hrt 💉 28 feb 2005
linux 🐧 15 jan 2000
hrt 💉 28 feb 2005
linux 🐧 15 jan 2000
finally saw that new Nolan flick on 7mm IMAX®. holy shit that fella they named the adventure after really loves his wife
September 15, 2026 at 1:23 PM
finally saw that new Nolan flick on 7mm IMAX®. holy shit that fella they named the adventure after really loves his wife
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obsessed with this clip of Ken Jennings supporting class revolution on his original Jeopardy run lmao
September 15, 2026 at 1:09 PM
obsessed with this clip of Ken Jennings supporting class revolution on his original Jeopardy run lmao
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Drones get the Job Drone!
Happy Gas Mask Monday!! 💛🖤
📸: @mariinightingale.com 💖
#trans #photoshoot #latex #dronification
Happy Gas Mask Monday!! 💛🖤
📸: @mariinightingale.com 💖
#trans #photoshoot #latex #dronification
September 14, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Drones get the Job Drone!
Happy Gas Mask Monday!! 💛🖤
📸: @mariinightingale.com 💖
#trans #photoshoot #latex #dronification
Happy Gas Mask Monday!! 💛🖤
📸: @mariinightingale.com 💖
#trans #photoshoot #latex #dronification
guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"
September 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"
jack posobiec visiting Costco, noticing the abundance of store-brand products: "you monsters. cancel Costco immediately. is this a joke to you"
September 11, 2026 at 12:58 PM
jack posobiec visiting Costco, noticing the abundance of store-brand products: "you monsters. cancel Costco immediately. is this a joke to you"
I DO NOT HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH SAMUS ARAN OKAY
September 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I DO NOT HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH SAMUS ARAN OKAY
Dear tech CEOs. I am a mediocre race car driver and I have an Arch Linux ISO and a Git repo with a collection of opinionated dotfiles and an earnest belief that transgender people should be relocated to Madagascar for their own good. Please give me $3m at your earliest convenience. Thank you
September 10, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Dear tech CEOs. I am a mediocre race car driver and I have an Arch Linux ISO and a Git repo with a collection of opinionated dotfiles and an earnest belief that transgender people should be relocated to Madagascar for their own good. Please give me $3m at your earliest convenience. Thank you
libertarian trans women in tech: why. fix your souls
September 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
libertarian trans women in tech: why. fix your souls
@justingarrison.com Hey, I have no inclination whatsoever to reactivate my LinkedIn account right now, is there any chance I could DM you for a bit with some questions?
September 1, 2026 at 1:03 PM
@justingarrison.com Hey, I have no inclination whatsoever to reactivate my LinkedIn account right now, is there any chance I could DM you for a bit with some questions?
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Rest in Peace, Peter Cullen.
August 27, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Rest in Peace, Peter Cullen.
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CAPITAL: We have invented a machine that can cross picket lines
PROGRAMMERS: I bet this will give us four day weekends. The left need to get behind this. What else can it do
CAPITAL: Psychosis! Deepfakes! Propaganda! Plagerism! Yaml! Todo Apps!
PROGRAMMERS: Run those last two past me again
PROGRAMMERS: I bet this will give us four day weekends. The left need to get behind this. What else can it do
CAPITAL: Psychosis! Deepfakes! Propaganda! Plagerism! Yaml! Todo Apps!
PROGRAMMERS: Run those last two past me again
August 20, 2026 at 10:16 PM
CAPITAL: We have invented a machine that can cross picket lines
PROGRAMMERS: I bet this will give us four day weekends. The left need to get behind this. What else can it do
CAPITAL: Psychosis! Deepfakes! Propaganda! Plagerism! Yaml! Todo Apps!
PROGRAMMERS: Run those last two past me again
PROGRAMMERS: I bet this will give us four day weekends. The left need to get behind this. What else can it do
CAPITAL: Psychosis! Deepfakes! Propaganda! Plagerism! Yaml! Todo Apps!
PROGRAMMERS: Run those last two past me again
anybody up for mounting a NÄX shelf today
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
ËIXYN
Im a gloss black bed frame with very convenient storage and d rings for "running cables" for your phone.
ËIXYN
Im a gloss black bed frame with very convenient storage and d rings for "running cables" for your phone.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Mine is RAYDÄJ, a kitschy endtable that you would love to have in your house but are uncertain where it would go
Mine is RAYDÄJ, a kitschy endtable that you would love to have in your house but are uncertain where it would go
October 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
anybody up for mounting a NÄX shelf today
do not use the microwave and air fryer simultaneously. this enturbulates the thetan
October 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
do not use the microwave and air fryer simultaneously. this enturbulates the thetan
anyway i'm going back to using "toaster" to refer to these fracking machines
October 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
anyway i'm going back to using "toaster" to refer to these fracking machines
the internet is a machine invented to turn people insane
October 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
the internet is a machine invented to turn people insane
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I do regret to inform y'all that the obvious thing has happened and the questionable fake slur is now becoming an active real slur.
(I'll be honest, I really should've seen this one coming)
(I'll be honest, I really should've seen this one coming)
October 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I do regret to inform y'all that the obvious thing has happened and the questionable fake slur is now becoming an active real slur.
(I'll be honest, I really should've seen this one coming)
(I'll be honest, I really should've seen this one coming)
i have learned an important lesson this evening: all words are slurs that exist in a state of quantum superposition until they are observed to be slurs
October 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i have learned an important lesson this evening: all words are slurs that exist in a state of quantum superposition until they are observed to be slurs
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this post really lives in my head
October 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
this post really lives in my head
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I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting.
Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...
Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...
October 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting.
Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...
Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...
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if you complain about your wife who's trained in ninjutsu, then instead of "the ol' ball 'n chain" you have to call her "the ol' kusarigama"
October 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
if you complain about your wife who's trained in ninjutsu, then instead of "the ol' ball 'n chain" you have to call her "the ol' kusarigama"
man it sure would be a shame if something medical were to happen to me where i'd need tubes and monitoring and restraints and whatnot
October 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
man it sure would be a shame if something medical were to happen to me where i'd need tubes and monitoring and restraints and whatnot
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If your dad pisses you off, simply object tf him and give him away on Facebook marketplace
October 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If your dad pisses you off, simply object tf him and give him away on Facebook marketplace