Xyphoid Process
@xyphoidprocess.bsky.social
Old fuck who likes music, DIY, 3D Printing, (Retro) Gaming, RC Drifting and other random (retro) shit.
He could've said everybody should call his dick Little Willy now. Would've had the same impact. Would've been more accurate though.
September 26, 2026 at 4:55 PM
He could've said everybody should call his dick Little Willy now. Would've had the same impact. Would've been more accurate though.
(1/2) In the 90's I wanted to write a story about a.i. that killed people by making it seem those people were spreading racist messages about certain groups of people, who then killed that person, because the a.i. didn't have a physical body.
September 23, 2026 at 9:08 PM
(1/2) In the 90's I wanted to write a story about a.i. that killed people by making it seem those people were spreading racist messages about certain groups of people, who then killed that person, because the a.i. didn't have a physical body.
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Reminder: Trump regularly berates and personally insults women reporters.
And I don’t remember seeing their news organizations collectively draw a line in the sand when their own journalists were being demeaned. So I guess we shouldn’t be shocked that we’re still waiting for a spine now.
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And I don’t remember seeing their news organizations collectively draw a line in the sand when their own journalists were being demeaned. So I guess we shouldn’t be shocked that we’re still waiting for a spine now.
🧵
September 20, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Reminder: Trump regularly berates and personally insults women reporters.
And I don’t remember seeing their news organizations collectively draw a line in the sand when their own journalists were being demeaned. So I guess we shouldn’t be shocked that we’re still waiting for a spine now.
🧵
And I don’t remember seeing their news organizations collectively draw a line in the sand when their own journalists were being demeaned. So I guess we shouldn’t be shocked that we’re still waiting for a spine now.
🧵
They never said where the money was going. And 2 million to them is what I spend at a thrift shop to me...
Ed Sheeran, Robert Kraft donate millions for Gaza aid after Macklemore's urging
Ed Sheeran, Robert Kraft donate millions for Gaza aid after Macklemore's urging
Macklemore had challenged Robert Kraft to match his donation to Palestinian charities after the billionaire stadium owner dropped him from Ed Sheeran's Loop Tour.
www.abc.net.au
September 18, 2026 at 5:14 PM
They never said where the money was going. And 2 million to them is what I spend at a thrift shop to me...
LG’s Manipulative, Gaslighting Response to GN Report
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus
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September 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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Every year Idiocracy gets a little less funny and a lot more accurate.
September 10, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Every year Idiocracy gets a little less funny and a lot more accurate.
His next lie will be: "I rescued a hundred people from under the rubble".
Trump Lied Again
September 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
His next lie will be: "I rescued a hundred people from under the rubble".
No more #LG for me. Too bad I bought an LG in 2022, so won't replace it until it breaks. Did block any internet access though.
youtu.be/6IFVTcM28KA?...
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216,000,000 Spy TVs | The LG Smart TV Problem
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus
youtu.be
September 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
No more #LG for me. Too bad I bought an LG in 2022, so won't replace it until it breaks. Did block any internet access though.
youtu.be/6IFVTcM28KA?...
youtu.be/6IFVTcM28KA?...
Imagine almost dying and doing everything you can to becoming the biggest asshole in the world, make people hate your ass and being remembered as a stinking piss stain.
It still sickens me this bigot mocked a disabled reporter and millions of Americans said, “No big deal. That’s who I want as president.”
September 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Imagine almost dying and doing everything you can to becoming the biggest asshole in the world, make people hate your ass and being remembered as a stinking piss stain.
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It still sickens me this bigot mocked a disabled reporter and millions of Americans said, “No big deal. That’s who I want as president.”
September 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
It still sickens me this bigot mocked a disabled reporter and millions of Americans said, “No big deal. That’s who I want as president.”
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Oh yeah. And release the #EpsteinFiles
September 5, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Oh yeah. And release the #EpsteinFiles
"Deuteronomy 5:17 Thou shalt not kill" is the sixth commandment. Sixth! The first one is "Thou shalt have none other gods before me". That's fucked up.
September 3, 2026 at 9:45 AM
"Deuteronomy 5:17 Thou shalt not kill" is the sixth commandment. Sixth! The first one is "Thou shalt have none other gods before me". That's fucked up.
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Timeline cleanse......🎶
Made me smile.
Ahhhh. Take me back to my band and orchestra days in Jr high and high school, please. (He knows that he is the vibe shifter in the room). Lol. Gotta love the kids. 😆
Made me smile.
Ahhhh. Take me back to my band and orchestra days in Jr high and high school, please. (He knows that he is the vibe shifter in the room). Lol. Gotta love the kids. 😆
September 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Timeline cleanse......🎶
Made me smile.
Ahhhh. Take me back to my band and orchestra days in Jr high and high school, please. (He knows that he is the vibe shifter in the room). Lol. Gotta love the kids. 😆
Made me smile.
Ahhhh. Take me back to my band and orchestra days in Jr high and high school, please. (He knows that he is the vibe shifter in the room). Lol. Gotta love the kids. 😆
Rip Peter Cullen. Thanks for being part of my childhood and most of the rest of my life and giving life to one of the most iconic characters in pop culture.
youtu.be/9xa_p3Q23TI?...
youtu.be/9xa_p3Q23TI?...
Peter Cullen: The Voice of a Hero | 1941-2026
YouTube video by Snarky Jay
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August 28, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Rip Peter Cullen. Thanks for being part of my childhood and most of the rest of my life and giving life to one of the most iconic characters in pop culture.
youtu.be/9xa_p3Q23TI?...
youtu.be/9xa_p3Q23TI?...
My daughters made a buffet for the squirrels.
August 27, 2026 at 4:07 PM
My daughters made a buffet for the squirrels.
Went for a walk in the forest and this is what my daughters took, because "acorns and pineapples are for the animals to eat". And they are not wrong.
August 26, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Went for a walk in the forest and this is what my daughters took, because "acorns and pineapples are for the animals to eat". And they are not wrong.
I don't know her very well, but from what I've read, she's done a lot of good, despite being a rich celebrity. And for that, I salute her. #DollyParton
August 26, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I don't know her very well, but from what I've read, she's done a lot of good, despite being a rich celebrity. And for that, I salute her. #DollyParton
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May Dolly Parton's legacy continue to aid and inspire many generations to come.
Welcome to Heaven, Dolly.
Welcome to Heaven, Dolly.
August 25, 2026 at 11:35 PM
May Dolly Parton's legacy continue to aid and inspire many generations to come.
Welcome to Heaven, Dolly.
Welcome to Heaven, Dolly.
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Why he fuck are these motherfuckers arresting Spider-Man?
August 24, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Why he fuck are these motherfuckers arresting Spider-Man?
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Dear any-recipe-that-uses-half-an-egg,
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
August 20, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Dear any-recipe-that-uses-half-an-egg,
Fuck off.
Fuck off.