Xyphoid Process
@xyphoidprocess.bsky.social
Old fuck who likes music, DIY, 3D Printing, (Retro) Gaming, RC Drifting and other random (retro) shit.
Oh no! He's a communist! He's trying to make you healthier!!! Nooooooo!!
October 3, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Oh no! He's a communist! He's trying to make you healthier!!! Nooooooo!!
Trying to assault her in plain sight. He just doesn't give a fuck. And why would he, when everybody around him is ignoring it.
October 3, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Trying to assault her in plain sight. He just doesn't give a fuck. And why would he, when everybody around him is ignoring it.
I read this as: "96% of the pedophiles think Donald Trump is the best president ever".
October 3, 2026 at 9:45 AM
I read this as: "96% of the pedophiles think Donald Trump is the best president ever".
I stopped looking at her cook and eat, because it gives me the munchies...
September 28, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I stopped looking at her cook and eat, because it gives me the munchies...
Off-topic: my kids are watching Bluey as I read this post.
September 26, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Off-topic: my kids are watching Bluey as I read this post.
Don't be that harsh. He's just doing it so he becomes a superhero, so he can make some money with the pictures of Spider-Man to pay of ... His... Bills... Never mind, he lives in the U.S.
September 26, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Don't be that harsh. He's just doing it so he becomes a superhero, so he can make some money with the pictures of Spider-Man to pay of ... His... Bills... Never mind, he lives in the U.S.
It is implied. In this economic landscape, it is not profitable to give away jokes willy-nilly. Also also in this a.i. dystopia it is better to use your own imagination.
September 26, 2026 at 4:32 PM
It is implied. In this economic landscape, it is not profitable to give away jokes willy-nilly. Also also in this a.i. dystopia it is better to use your own imagination.
Must... Resist... Urge... To... Make... A... Pumpkin... Spice... Flavoured... Condom... Joke... ... Too late...
September 26, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Must... Resist... Urge... To... Make... A... Pumpkin... Spice... Flavoured... Condom... Joke... ... Too late...
Please, do not insult bottom feeders.
September 26, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Please, do not insult bottom feeders.
That aged like cat puke, pissed on by a rabid dog, sprinkled with some chunky milk and left in the sun for a couple of hours.
September 26, 2026 at 10:30 AM
That aged like cat puke, pissed on by a rabid dog, sprinkled with some chunky milk and left in the sun for a couple of hours.
It was the previous century...
September 26, 2026 at 9:09 AM
It was the previous century...
(2/2) But apparently it just has to say people have certain things on them or have illegal stuff in their vehicle and those people will get blown up by the U.S.
September 23, 2026 at 9:08 PM
(2/2) But apparently it just has to say people have certain things on them or have illegal stuff in their vehicle and those people will get blown up by the U.S.
Well, have you?
September 23, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Well, have you?
Yesterday I was in his bedroom pissing all over his head, but nobody saw me there. Nah, jus' kiddin', he's already a piss stain.
September 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Yesterday I was in his bedroom pissing all over his head, but nobody saw me there. Nah, jus' kiddin', he's already a piss stain.