YeahCheersMate
@yeahcheersmate.bsky.social
Digital pearls before online swine
Arf. Course you are you thick twat
September 17, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Arf. Course you are you thick twat
I mean in fairness that’s also what Trump’s using it for
Republican Nominee in Texas Using Trump’s $5,000 Promise to Deceive Voters - The American Prospect
Eric Flores is an Army veteran and lawyer running to unseat Democratic Rep. Vicente Gonzalez in Texas District 34.
prospect.org
September 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I mean in fairness that’s also what Trump’s using it for
Reader, I did not resist the temptation.
On top of everything else, now the curse of VAR Souls has worked Its magic I can get Tonali out of my FPL team. Must resist the temptation to put Elanga in. #NUFC
September 17, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Reader, I did not resist the temptation.
Every Olympics there’s an ostensibly niche event that suddenly everyone’s watching and invested in.
I think I know what 2032’s is going to be.
I think I know what 2032’s is going to be.
September 17, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Every Olympics there’s an ostensibly niche event that suddenly everyone’s watching and invested in.
I think I know what 2032’s is going to be.
I think I know what 2032’s is going to be.
In late 2001/ early 2002 I worked in a record shop in Sydney airport. The week before I started Pink had been in, and every single member of staff said she was an absolute arsehole. Plus her music is all utter dog shit, so there’s also that.
September 16, 2026 at 12:57 PM
In late 2001/ early 2002 I worked in a record shop in Sydney airport. The week before I started Pink had been in, and every single member of staff said she was an absolute arsehole. Plus her music is all utter dog shit, so there’s also that.
Gianni Infantino immediately announces the inaugural Hob Bope Humanitarian Award
Michael J. Fox was awarded at tonight's Emmy Awards the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award, which has only been given out 7 times in Emmys history.
September 15, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Gianni Infantino immediately announces the inaugural Hob Bope Humanitarian Award
Had a preparatory chat with the kids about what they want to dress up as for Halloween.
6yo: “Frankenstein”
I mean, technically it’s Frankenstein’s mon-yeah, never mind, I reckon we can do that.
4yo: “Haunted elephant.”
Alright mate sound yeah
6yo: “Frankenstein”
I mean, technically it’s Frankenstein’s mon-yeah, never mind, I reckon we can do that.
4yo: “Haunted elephant.”
Alright mate sound yeah
September 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Had a preparatory chat with the kids about what they want to dress up as for Halloween.
6yo: “Frankenstein”
I mean, technically it’s Frankenstein’s mon-yeah, never mind, I reckon we can do that.
4yo: “Haunted elephant.”
Alright mate sound yeah
6yo: “Frankenstein”
I mean, technically it’s Frankenstein’s mon-yeah, never mind, I reckon we can do that.
4yo: “Haunted elephant.”
Alright mate sound yeah
Make a band edible
Aztec Camembert
Huel & Cry
Tofu fighters
Aztec Camembert
Huel & Cry
Tofu fighters
Make a band edible
Sushi & the Bran Cheese
Sushi & the Bran Cheese
Make a band edible
The Tragically Chips
The Tragically Chips
September 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Make a band edible
Aztec Camembert
Huel & Cry
Tofu fighters
Aztec Camembert
Huel & Cry
Tofu fighters
Make a band edible
Sushi & the Bran Cheese
Sushi & the Bran Cheese
Make a band edible
The Tragically Chips
The Tragically Chips
Make a band edible
Fleetwood Big Mac
Fleetwood Big Mac
September 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Make a band edible
Sushi & the Bran Cheese
Sushi & the Bran Cheese
City fans heading back from Newcastle after 10pm on Boxing Day? Righto, best of luck with that.
September 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
City fans heading back from Newcastle after 10pm on Boxing Day? Righto, best of luck with that.
@ferguscraig.bsky.social Elkan Baggott in the starting lineup this evening, at left back by the looks of things. No idea if that’s good news or not but it feels significant in some way.
September 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
@ferguscraig.bsky.social Elkan Baggott in the starting lineup this evening, at left back by the looks of things. No idea if that’s good news or not but it feels significant in some way.
Brought a packet of crisps to work today (Worcestershire sauce seabrooks, mind you) and I appear to have dropped one, which somehow landed in the transparent holder for my work pass. I’ve spent an hour walking around school proudly displaying a crisp on a lanyard.
Matty Matheson: SMOOTH
Alt: Matty Matheson (Neil Fak from The Bear) saying “SMOOTH”
static.klipy.com
September 8, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Brought a packet of crisps to work today (Worcestershire sauce seabrooks, mind you) and I appear to have dropped one, which somehow landed in the transparent holder for my work pass. I’ve spent an hour walking around school proudly displaying a crisp on a lanyard.
Took the youngest to a stay & play at his new school nursery class.
Favourite classmate name: Orpheus
Special mention to Luna, mainly because all her stuff was labelled Luna C, a treat for fans of UK hip hop as well as insanity in general
Favourite classmate name: Orpheus
Special mention to Luna, mainly because all her stuff was labelled Luna C, a treat for fans of UK hip hop as well as insanity in general
September 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Took the youngest to a stay & play at his new school nursery class.
Favourite classmate name: Orpheus
Special mention to Luna, mainly because all her stuff was labelled Luna C, a treat for fans of UK hip hop as well as insanity in general
Favourite classmate name: Orpheus
Special mention to Luna, mainly because all her stuff was labelled Luna C, a treat for fans of UK hip hop as well as insanity in general
They better not huurt him like
Ndiaye voor 75 miljoen euro van Everton naar Manchester City, Juventus huurt Woltemade
Ndiaye voor 75 miljoen euro van Everton naar Manchester City, Juventus huurt Woltemade
De transfermarkt is om 20.00 uur gesloten in Frankrijk, Duitsland en Italië. Clubs uit Engeland en Spanje kunnen nog tot 23.59 uur spelers aantrekken, in Nederland sluit de markt morgenavond pas. Volg al het nieuws in ons liveblog.
dlvr.it
September 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
They better not huurt him like
On top of everything else, now the curse of VAR Souls has worked Its magic I can get Tonali out of my FPL team. Must resist the temptation to put Elanga in. #NUFC
August 29, 2026 at 6:47 PM
On top of everything else, now the curse of VAR Souls has worked Its magic I can get Tonali out of my FPL team. Must resist the temptation to put Elanga in. #NUFC
Puce Presto
Serice Milkcup-Draw
Sarcoline Virgin-Megastore
August 28, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Puce Presto
The Irish have little sympathy for the clumsy
August 18, 2026 at 9:50 PM
The Irish have little sympathy for the clumsy
Not a bad view to go with the birthday morning brew tbf
August 17, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Not a bad view to go with the birthday morning brew tbf
Looking forward to the players taking a break on 23 mins to piss in a bottle
Jeff Bezos: Amazon founder part of consortium that agrees to buy into Liverpool
Liverpool's owners agree to sell about a third of the club to a consortium including billionaire Amazon founder Jeff Bezos - in a deal that values the Reds at more than £5bn.
www.bbc.com
August 17, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Looking forward to the players taking a break on 23 mins to piss in a bottle
🤷🏻♂️
I’m all for the tactic of putting one candidate against farage, and funny if he loses etc, but would it not be better to have someone worth the seat, someone who can be taken more seriously than him? An actual better option?
Are we about to Boaty McBoatface our way out of a huge step forward?
Are we about to Boaty McBoatface our way out of a huge step forward?
August 14, 2026 at 6:25 AM
🤷🏻♂️
I got my A Level results on my 18th birthday. Spent the day in the pub. Had to tread a bit carefully with the staff as we’d been drinking in there for 3 years.
August 13, 2026 at 7:43 AM
I got my A Level results on my 18th birthday. Spent the day in the pub. Had to tread a bit carefully with the staff as we’d been drinking in there for 3 years.
Genuinely just checked to see if I’d missed Moyes leaving Everton
August 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Genuinely just checked to see if I’d missed Moyes leaving Everton