Leonid Brezhnev’s Eyebrows
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Da, Comrades, slava Ukraini!
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Billions of dollars and he dresses like that on purpose.
He’s one cup size away from using the women’s bathroom 😂
October 2, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Billions of dollars and he dresses like that on purpose.
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TODAY IN SPORTSBALL:
The Iowa Hawkeyes play the Atlanta Hawks in an exhibition game to raise awareness of GOP stupidity. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Iowa Hawkeyes play the Atlanta Hawks in an exhibition game to raise awareness of GOP stupidity. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 1, 2026 at 12:43 PM
TODAY IN SPORTSBALL:
The Iowa Hawkeyes play the Atlanta Hawks in an exhibition game to raise awareness of GOP stupidity. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Iowa Hawkeyes play the Atlanta Hawks in an exhibition game to raise awareness of GOP stupidity. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Only 30 days until Halloween! 🎃
October 1, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Only 30 days until Halloween! 🎃
Yes, because Elon Musk knows oodles about everything, especially the military.
The Pentagon taps Elon Musk and Palmer Luckey to help decide what the military should do next
The Pentagon taps Elon Musk and Palmer Luckey to help decide what the military should do next
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth just launched a 120-day study on the future of warfare, led by Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey, and Newt Gingrich, and while it makes sense given their ties to the administration, critics could point out that Musk's and Luckey's companies already sell the kinds of technology the study is likely to recommend.
techcrunch.com
October 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Yes, because Elon Musk knows oodles about everything, especially the military.
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36 minutes before the hearing started.
September 30, 2026 at 12:19 PM
36 minutes before the hearing started.
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“ without a shadow of doubt”
Yet Republican still embrace and fawn over the president who committed crimes against the United States.
That is definitely their brand.
Checkmark treason, and bestiality as OK for public office. 
Yet Republican still embrace and fawn over the president who committed crimes against the United States.
That is definitely their brand.
Checkmark treason, and bestiality as OK for public office. 
September 29, 2026 at 4:03 PM
“ without a shadow of doubt”
Yet Republican still embrace and fawn over the president who committed crimes against the United States.
That is definitely their brand.
Checkmark treason, and bestiality as OK for public office. 
Yet Republican still embrace and fawn over the president who committed crimes against the United States.
That is definitely their brand.
Checkmark treason, and bestiality as OK for public office. 
You know what to do fellas!
Pass out in the parking lot, throw up, cry, wince, whatever it takes to get REGULAR PSA tests. Build that baseline value.
Pass out in the parking lot, throw up, cry, wince, whatever it takes to get REGULAR PSA tests. Build that baseline value.
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September 28, 2026 at 9:42 PM
You know what to do fellas!
Pass out in the parking lot, throw up, cry, wince, whatever it takes to get REGULAR PSA tests. Build that baseline value.
Pass out in the parking lot, throw up, cry, wince, whatever it takes to get REGULAR PSA tests. Build that baseline value.
The SAVE act will be back, billionaire mega-bribers want it. Anti-democratic pieces of shit are walking testaments to the need of estate taxes and 90% income taxes.
www.dailywire.com/news/pro-tru...
www.dailywire.com/news/pro-tru...
Pro-Trump Billionaire Holds Back Senate Donations Over Failure To Pass SAVE America Act
Republican megadonor Timothy Mellon is withholding donations from Senate Republicans after the chamber failed to pass the SAVE America Act, according to The New York Times.Mellon, 84, reportedly respo...
www.dailywire.com
September 28, 2026 at 12:13 PM
The SAVE act will be back, billionaire mega-bribers want it. Anti-democratic pieces of shit are walking testaments to the need of estate taxes and 90% income taxes.
www.dailywire.com/news/pro-tru...
www.dailywire.com/news/pro-tru...
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SPCX 📉↙️↙️⬇️⬇️⬇️
~$34.5M for a dedicated Long March 8A launch—roughly half the price for half the payload capacity of a Falcon 9. The figure comes from the Chinese Academy of Sciences document shown here, for the eXTP X-ray observatory. Targeting a January 2030 launch. 🚀🛰️
September 27, 2026 at 3:46 PM
SPCX 📉↙️↙️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Don't forget your real power peeps✌🏼💙
September 27, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Don't forget your real power peeps✌🏼💙
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An old man was lying on his deathbed when he smelled his favorite cookies.
He rolled out of bed and crawled to the kitchen and grabbed a cookie with all of his remaining strength.
Just then, his wife slaps his hand with a spatula and asks: "what are you doing? Those are for the funeral!
He rolled out of bed and crawled to the kitchen and grabbed a cookie with all of his remaining strength.
Just then, his wife slaps his hand with a spatula and asks: "what are you doing? Those are for the funeral!
September 27, 2026 at 12:40 PM
An old man was lying on his deathbed when he smelled his favorite cookies.
He rolled out of bed and crawled to the kitchen and grabbed a cookie with all of his remaining strength.
Just then, his wife slaps his hand with a spatula and asks: "what are you doing? Those are for the funeral!
He rolled out of bed and crawled to the kitchen and grabbed a cookie with all of his remaining strength.
Just then, his wife slaps his hand with a spatula and asks: "what are you doing? Those are for the funeral!
TV networks know a violation of the Hatch Act when they see it, yet they’re running Trump’s political ads paid for by the US government.
They need to be compelled to return the ad revenue to the US government. You can’t profit from crimes.
They need to be compelled to return the ad revenue to the US government. You can’t profit from crimes.
September 26, 2026 at 6:54 PM
TV networks know a violation of the Hatch Act when they see it, yet they’re running Trump’s political ads paid for by the US government.
They need to be compelled to return the ad revenue to the US government. You can’t profit from crimes.
They need to be compelled to return the ad revenue to the US government. You can’t profit from crimes.
Citizen journalism pickin’ up the slack.
This is why authoritarians hate democracy, their chicanery is right there for anyone to read.
This is why authoritarians hate democracy, their chicanery is right there for anyone to read.
September 26, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Citizen journalism pickin’ up the slack.
This is why authoritarians hate democracy, their chicanery is right there for anyone to read.
This is why authoritarians hate democracy, their chicanery is right there for anyone to read.
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I think Irish people come across as friendly when really we just relish having fresh meat to practice our jokes on.
September 26, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I think Irish people come across as friendly when really we just relish having fresh meat to practice our jokes on.
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Right now, candy corn manufacturers are pulling out last year's stock to make sure that they are extra stale and ready for purchase. 
September 25, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Right now, candy corn manufacturers are pulling out last year's stock to make sure that they are extra stale and ready for purchase. 
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I hate when I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts.
September 22, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I hate when I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts.
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There is not a single football show that is not drowning in betting ads. The sport is completely owned and compromised. It is impossible to trust anything that happens in the sport
September 22, 2026 at 11:06 AM
There is not a single football show that is not drowning in betting ads. The sport is completely owned and compromised. It is impossible to trust anything that happens in the sport
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They all knew ahead of time who he is...
September 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
God in 1985: “Well, that time in history again, gotta give humans a gift. Last time I did this, they took fire and used it to kill each other. What can I give them…
Oh shit, of course! I’ll give them the internet. Surely they won’t hurt anyone with that!”
And now you know…
Oh shit, of course! I’ll give them the internet. Surely they won’t hurt anyone with that!”
And now you know…
September 20, 2026 at 5:22 PM
God in 1985: “Well, that time in history again, gotta give humans a gift. Last time I did this, they took fire and used it to kill each other. What can I give them…
Oh shit, of course! I’ll give them the internet. Surely they won’t hurt anyone with that!”
And now you know…
Oh shit, of course! I’ll give them the internet. Surely they won’t hurt anyone with that!”
And now you know…