Pasha Paterson
@zer0bandwidth.bsky.social
A professional geek.
This one time, on Jeopardy, I got to respond correctly with "What is Nine Inch Nails?" and it made my day.
This profile consists mainly of three things: #Jeopardy, #FFXIV, #simracing
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This one time, on Jeopardy, I got to respond correctly with "What is Nine Inch Nails?" and it made my day.
This profile consists mainly of three things: #Jeopardy, #FFXIV, #simracing
twitch.tv/zer0bandwidth
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Sitting at my desk and suddenly wishing that Sir Patrick Stewart were on Cameo, so I could humbly request a dramatic reading of the line, "Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me that which I desire!" Because that is the sort of self-torture my brain inflicts on me when it's allowed an idle moment. 🤓😅
September 30, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Sitting at my desk and suddenly wishing that Sir Patrick Stewart were on Cameo, so I could humbly request a dramatic reading of the line, "Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me that which I desire!" Because that is the sort of self-torture my brain inflicts on me when it's allowed an idle moment. 🤓😅
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Largo and Naphyr are now older than I was when I first imagined them.
Naphyr first appeared in a D&D campaign in 2001. Largo was a replacement character in a Planescape campaign in 2003.
Jeeeeebus, I'm old.
Naphyr first appeared in a D&D campaign in 2001. Largo was a replacement character in a Planescape campaign in 2003.
Jeeeeebus, I'm old.
September 30, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Largo and Naphyr are now older than I was when I first imagined them.
Naphyr first appeared in a D&D campaign in 2001. Largo was a replacement character in a Planescape campaign in 2003.
Jeeeeebus, I'm old.
Naphyr first appeared in a D&D campaign in 2001. Largo was a replacement character in a Planescape campaign in 2003.
Jeeeeebus, I'm old.
They want to call it Super Intelligence instead of Artificial Intelligence because they don't want to be constantly reminded that it's fake and they will remain as stupid as they always were; they instead want to feel superior to the people whom they know are, and always will be, naturally smarter.
September 29, 2026 at 11:45 PM
They want to call it Super Intelligence instead of Artificial Intelligence because they don't want to be constantly reminded that it's fake and they will remain as stupid as they always were; they instead want to feel superior to the people whom they know are, and always will be, naturally smarter.
My local station just cut off tonight's #Jeopardy episode less than a second after the last FJ wager was revealed, before Ken had even finished saying it aloud, because they are smart and great at their jobs. 🙄
September 29, 2026 at 12:04 AM
My local station just cut off tonight's #Jeopardy episode less than a second after the last FJ wager was revealed, before Ken had even finished saying it aloud, because they are smart and great at their jobs. 🙄
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Maybe become loudly curious instead
September 28, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Maybe become loudly curious instead
I got up this morning thinking about chilling out and playing games.
One side of the sink has been full of dishes for, like, a year.
So I settled in to just do the dishes.
That led to discovering that the disposal is broken and clogged.
The universe is making me regret being responsible today.
One side of the sink has been full of dishes for, like, a year.
So I settled in to just do the dishes.
That led to discovering that the disposal is broken and clogged.
The universe is making me regret being responsible today.
September 27, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I got up this morning thinking about chilling out and playing games.
One side of the sink has been full of dishes for, like, a year.
So I settled in to just do the dishes.
That led to discovering that the disposal is broken and clogged.
The universe is making me regret being responsible today.
One side of the sink has been full of dishes for, like, a year.
So I settled in to just do the dishes.
That led to discovering that the disposal is broken and clogged.
The universe is making me regret being responsible today.
I was seated at the deli next to some old guy proudly wearing a red hat emblazoned with "TRUMP 2028", and, dear reader, I am now safely home, having neither spat on his food, nor peppered him with obscenities, nor slapped his ignorant face, nor tripped him on his way out the door. Please clap.
September 26, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I was seated at the deli next to some old guy proudly wearing a red hat emblazoned with "TRUMP 2028", and, dear reader, I am now safely home, having neither spat on his food, nor peppered him with obscenities, nor slapped his ignorant face, nor tripped him on his way out the door. Please clap.
"The benefit of the doubt is more than an expression. It is a life philosophy that asks us to be curious before we are certain"
September 26, 2026 at 2:53 PM
"The benefit of the doubt is more than an expression. It is a life philosophy that asks us to be curious before we are certain"
Maybe the average AI evangelist is motivated by a deep dissatisfaction with his previous interactions with humanity.
And maybe those interactions were dissatisfying because the average AI evangelist is an irredeemably narcissistic piece of shit who lacks both introspection and empathy.
And maybe those interactions were dissatisfying because the average AI evangelist is an irredeemably narcissistic piece of shit who lacks both introspection and empathy.
September 26, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Maybe the average AI evangelist is motivated by a deep dissatisfaction with his previous interactions with humanity.
And maybe those interactions were dissatisfying because the average AI evangelist is an irredeemably narcissistic piece of shit who lacks both introspection and empathy.
And maybe those interactions were dissatisfying because the average AI evangelist is an irredeemably narcissistic piece of shit who lacks both introspection and empathy.
Need any other reasons to abandon all Meta platforms immediately?
September 25, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Need any other reasons to abandon all Meta platforms immediately?
IDEATING is a fake corporate word. Boo. Hiss. #WheelOfFortune
September 17, 2026 at 11:28 PM
IDEATING is a fake corporate word. Boo. Hiss. #WheelOfFortune
Watching #WheelOfFortune is weird this week. Were the contestants and audience still hearing Mr Chat Room in the studio? Have they credited the emergency voiceover guy yet? What other Magic of Television has been edited in?
September 17, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Watching #WheelOfFortune is weird this week. Were the contestants and audience still hearing Mr Chat Room in the studio? Have they credited the emergency voiceover guy yet? What other Magic of Television has been edited in?
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A horse is a horse
Of course of course
Unless you’ve been forced
By a horse of course
If so of course you can become
The bureau’s Mr. Fed
Of course of course
Unless you’ve been forced
By a horse of course
If so of course you can become
The bureau’s Mr. Fed
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
A horse is a horse
Of course of course
Unless you’ve been forced
By a horse of course
If so of course you can become
The bureau’s Mr. Fed
Of course of course
Unless you’ve been forced
By a horse of course
If so of course you can become
The bureau’s Mr. Fed
If there's one thing we can learn about the administration's recent reactions to @atrupar.com is that Mr Trump is working ever harder to surround himself with young white blonde girls who remind him of his daughter.
Pardon me while I go throw up.
Pardon me while I go throw up.
September 14, 2026 at 11:31 PM
If there's one thing we can learn about the administration's recent reactions to @atrupar.com is that Mr Trump is working ever harder to surround himself with young white blonde girls who remind him of his daughter.
Pardon me while I go throw up.
Pardon me while I go throw up.
"Oh shit!" is not something you want to overhear from a room where someone is getting a tattoo.
September 13, 2026 at 9:40 PM
"Oh shit!" is not something you want to overhear from a room where someone is getting a tattoo.
( every dog whistle on the planet shrilling in unison )
Mike Johnson: "The Iranians are not trustworthy negotiating partners. They lie every day. For some of them, it's part of their religion."
September 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
( every dog whistle on the planet shrilling in unison )
🤔💭Why does the word "ovation" refer to cheering and applauding someone, and not to throwing eggs at them?
September 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
🤔💭Why does the word "ovation" refer to cheering and applauding someone, and not to throwing eggs at them?
It's a shame that no news outlet will just play this on a loop for the entire day today.
He was a psychopathic megalomaniacal piece of ████ then, and he's a psychopathic megalomaniacal piece of ████ now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6yc...
He was a psychopathic megalomaniacal piece of ████ then, and he's a psychopathic megalomaniacal piece of ████ now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6yc...
Did Trump brag he had the "tallest building in Manhattan" after the 9/11 attacks?
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September 11, 2026 at 1:25 PM
It's a shame that no news outlet will just play this on a loop for the entire day today.
He was a psychopathic megalomaniacal piece of ████ then, and he's a psychopathic megalomaniacal piece of ████ now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6yc...
He was a psychopathic megalomaniacal piece of ████ then, and he's a psychopathic megalomaniacal piece of ████ now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6yc...
You should play #MOTORSLICE.
I should have been in bed two hours ago.
I am not in bed yet.
Because I was playing MOTORSLICE.
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I should have been in bed two hours ago.
I am not in bed yet.
Because I was playing MOTORSLICE.
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Parkour through the ruins of a megastructure, climb massive bosses, and hunt down every construction equipment in this slice of life action-adventure with immaculate vibes.
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September 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM
You should play #MOTORSLICE.
I should have been in bed two hours ago.
I am not in bed yet.
Because I was playing MOTORSLICE.
store.steampowered.com/app/2830030/...
I should have been in bed two hours ago.
I am not in bed yet.
Because I was playing MOTORSLICE.
store.steampowered.com/app/2830030/...
Did this channel really choose today to run "The Tholian Web"? The episode where everyone thinks Captain Kirk is dead? 🤣
September 11, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Did this channel really choose today to run "The Tholian Web"? The episode where everyone thinks Captain Kirk is dead? 🤣
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if any of you have ever found this spreadsheet floating around in the wild in your rp/writing communities: hi yes I made that!!! moblin and loosefrox vocab updates coming soon I promise ✌😔 docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
September 10, 2026 at 1:23 PM
if any of you have ever found this spreadsheet floating around in the wild in your rp/writing communities: hi yes I made that!!! moblin and loosefrox vocab updates coming soon I promise ✌😔 docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Why has this three-day week felt longer than some five-day weeks 😫
September 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Why has this three-day week felt longer than some five-day weeks 😫
Sorry for the hyper-local blurt, but it's so funny so see Shannon Taylor taking an opportunity to dunk on (coughs for emphasis) convicted child sex offender Joe Morrisey in state-wide campaign ads. He's not even running for office. He just deserves to be perpetually dunked on. #RVA
September 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Sorry for the hyper-local blurt, but it's so funny so see Shannon Taylor taking an opportunity to dunk on (coughs for emphasis) convicted child sex offender Joe Morrisey in state-wide campaign ads. He's not even running for office. He just deserves to be perpetually dunked on. #RVA
Currently imagining myself on the #JeopardyMasters stage feeling really smug about having written "What is Tuvalu?" and then watching everyone else show the correct answer instead.
#Jeopardy
#Jeopardy
Michael Scott: I Am Dead Inside
Alt: Michael Scott: I Am Dead Inside
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September 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Currently imagining myself on the #JeopardyMasters stage feeling really smug about having written "What is Tuvalu?" and then watching everyone else show the correct answer instead.
#Jeopardy
#Jeopardy
but I didn't *want* to randomly stumble across reasons to root against specific race teams in my news feed 🤷😩
The controversy surrounds David Heinemeier Hansson, who has posted strident anti-vax and anti-immigrant views. www.theverge.com/tech/988536/...
1Password wades into a right-wing mess after funding a Linux project
The controversy surrounds David Heinemeier Hansson, who has posted strident anti-vax and anti-immigrant views.
www.theverge.com
September 4, 2026 at 4:03 PM
but I didn't *want* to randomly stumble across reasons to root against specific race teams in my news feed 🤷😩