Samsquanch
@zerhackermann.bsky.social
Roaming the damp woods, mumbling to itself about truck camping, motorcycles and roleplaying games. A sasquatch, bigfoot, Mossferatu. Instigator of Initiative Rolls. I am the liberal Fox News warned you about. My typos are my love language.
I feel attacked
September 19, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I feel attacked
Jesus.
So I’m in the middle of hiring for a devops role. And the job was posted for a week because…deluge. I am just one human.
Over 1000 apps. 🧵
So I’m in the middle of hiring for a devops role. And the job was posted for a week because…deluge. I am just one human.
Over 1000 apps. 🧵
September 17, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Jesus.
So I’m in the middle of hiring for a devops role. And the job was posted for a week because…deluge. I am just one human.
Over 1000 apps. 🧵
So I’m in the middle of hiring for a devops role. And the job was posted for a week because…deluge. I am just one human.
Over 1000 apps. 🧵
Awww man. Deep cut for the locals
‘That Actually Happened in Unincorporated King County,’ Reports Guy from Enumclaw: tinyurl.com/38sr95j2
September 16, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Awww man. Deep cut for the locals
It sure has fucked up my internet searches.
But I’ve decided to pitch #DCCRPG to carls audience of non players as the “dungeon crawler Carl game”… it’s a gateway drug. And my first step to world domination
But I’ve decided to pitch #DCCRPG to carls audience of non players as the “dungeon crawler Carl game”… it’s a gateway drug. And my first step to world domination
September 14, 2026 at 1:38 AM
It sure has fucked up my internet searches.
But I’ve decided to pitch #DCCRPG to carls audience of non players as the “dungeon crawler Carl game”… it’s a gateway drug. And my first step to world domination
But I’ve decided to pitch #DCCRPG to carls audience of non players as the “dungeon crawler Carl game”… it’s a gateway drug. And my first step to world domination
That was my thought. How much? Well mister Rashid did the math.
September 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
That was my thought. How much? Well mister Rashid did the math.
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Sneers in DCCRPG dice chain.
This thing pisses me off because how can you make an electronic dice roller and only code in dice that can be physically rolled.
September 10, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Sneers in DCCRPG dice chain.
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it’s like when computers came along and the skyrocketing productivity gains gave us shorter work work weeks and more free time
Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.
September 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
it’s like when computers came along and the skyrocketing productivity gains gave us shorter work work weeks and more free time
Good. Those are the worst canadians
Report: Canada Geese Tourism to United States Down 85%: tinyurl.com/499977t3
September 10, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Good. Those are the worst canadians
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john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
September 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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PSA: Election officials in California, Oregon, Washington and elsewhere are telling voters if you can, return your ballot through an official ballot drop box rather than trusting it to the mail.
September 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
PSA: Election officials in California, Oregon, Washington and elsewhere are telling voters if you can, return your ballot through an official ballot drop box rather than trusting it to the mail.
oh here it comes the cancer fun!
1) I love tapped a car with my truck in the hospital parking lot. eh. shouldnt be too much. estimate 10K. WTF. I didnt run the damned thing over
2) I had Short Term Disability through my company insurance. cool yeah? oh wait...
1) I love tapped a car with my truck in the hospital parking lot. eh. shouldnt be too much. estimate 10K. WTF. I didnt run the damned thing over
2) I had Short Term Disability through my company insurance. cool yeah? oh wait...
September 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
oh here it comes the cancer fun!
1) I love tapped a car with my truck in the hospital parking lot. eh. shouldnt be too much. estimate 10K. WTF. I didnt run the damned thing over
2) I had Short Term Disability through my company insurance. cool yeah? oh wait...
1) I love tapped a car with my truck in the hospital parking lot. eh. shouldnt be too much. estimate 10K. WTF. I didnt run the damned thing over
2) I had Short Term Disability through my company insurance. cool yeah? oh wait...
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"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
September 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
Labor Day movie watching
September 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Labor Day movie watching
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Courtesy of @evonomics.bsky.social's fb page 😂
August 31, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Courtesy of @evonomics.bsky.social's fb page 😂
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Crows are 100% on the side of anti-fascism. Even if we don't train them. But this is pretty great...
Guess what?
1) You can 3D print a crow and squirrel feeder that looks like a Flock camera
2) Crows are extremely good at pattern recognition
3) People are fucking hilarious and creative and I hope every Flock camera gets its own personal murder (of crows)
www.printables.com/model/180491...
1) You can 3D print a crow and squirrel feeder that looks like a Flock camera
2) Crows are extremely good at pattern recognition
3) People are fucking hilarious and creative and I hope every Flock camera gets its own personal murder (of crows)
www.printables.com/model/180491...
Flock Camera with chamber; squirrel and bird feeder V2 by David | Download free STL model | Printables.com
Designed to look like a Flock camera, hollow with chambers and a removeable hatch for putting treats for your friends | Download free 3D printable STL models
www.printables.com
August 27, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Crows are 100% on the side of anti-fascism. Even if we don't train them. But this is pretty great...
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August 25, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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“Lord, I asked you to take an 80 year old. I am now reminded of why you are not known for pinpoint accuracy.”
August 25, 2026 at 6:28 PM
“Lord, I asked you to take an 80 year old. I am now reminded of why you are not known for pinpoint accuracy.”
Dolly we weren’t ready for you to go yet.
August 25, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Dolly we weren’t ready for you to go yet.
Artist casually references one of my favorite Warren zevon songs…
Another idea; an erstwhile aquatic hero long since fallen on hard times and given to smalltime villainy (robbing fish markets etc.)
August 24, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Artist casually references one of my favorite Warren zevon songs…