Chris Foreman
@4maninforms.bsky.social
Investigator/writer researching rescues and altruism. Former newspaper reporter in PA & OH. Poll worker. Open-records and voting-rights advocate.
Does the sex bot put Google eyes on his plants?
September 18, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Does the sex bot put Google eyes on his plants?
My "Is Guaranteed PR Legit?" T-shirt...
September 18, 2026 at 4:18 PM
My "Is Guaranteed PR Legit?" T-shirt...
Legality, ethics & optics aside, a party controlling the White House & two chambers could pass it now, aim for sending the $ out in mid- to late-October & say "Look what we've done for you."
Instead, it's "Do something for us after we've wrecked the economy and we promise we'll actually do this."
Instead, it's "Do something for us after we've wrecked the economy and we promise we'll actually do this."
September 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Legality, ethics & optics aside, a party controlling the White House & two chambers could pass it now, aim for sending the $ out in mid- to late-October & say "Look what we've done for you."
Instead, it's "Do something for us after we've wrecked the economy and we promise we'll actually do this."
Instead, it's "Do something for us after we've wrecked the economy and we promise we'll actually do this."
I want to rep hockey during my walk as my kid has soccer practice, but I don't want to yuck up my Pens gear with sweat.
So, this is the choice tonight.
So, this is the choice tonight.
September 8, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I want to rep hockey during my walk as my kid has soccer practice, but I don't want to yuck up my Pens gear with sweat.
So, this is the choice tonight.
So, this is the choice tonight.
September 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Last month, I had a layover in Montreal and spent a night in a hotel. It was fun to drive by the local NAPA Pièces D'Auto.
August 23, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Last month, I had a layover in Montreal and spent a night in a hotel. It was fun to drive by the local NAPA Pièces D'Auto.
How much time d'ya got?
August 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
How much time d'ya got?
9-year-old: "Wait! Did somebody bring my edibles?"
By edibles, he meant his jelly beans.
By edibles, he meant his jelly beans.
July 24, 2026 at 1:24 AM
9-year-old: "Wait! Did somebody bring my edibles?"
By edibles, he meant his jelly beans.
By edibles, he meant his jelly beans.
Maybe Hugo Dugay can clean this up.
June 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Maybe Hugo Dugay can clean this up.
My 82-0 team absolutely is better than my 81-1 team.
And now that's the end of that distraction.
And now that's the end of that distraction.
June 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
My 82-0 team absolutely is better than my 81-1 team.
And now that's the end of that distraction.
And now that's the end of that distraction.
This was unexpected with late-career Bourque on the blueline.
I'm going to be obsessed trying to avenge that sole defeat.
Game on!
I'm going to be obsessed trying to avenge that sole defeat.
Game on!
June 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
This was unexpected with late-career Bourque on the blueline.
I'm going to be obsessed trying to avenge that sole defeat.
Game on!
I'm going to be obsessed trying to avenge that sole defeat.
Game on!
If you want blood, you got it!
(My kid is prepping for a stop-motion video. I'm not sure what else is part of the story.]
(My kid is prepping for a stop-motion video. I'm not sure what else is part of the story.]
June 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
If you want blood, you got it!
(My kid is prepping for a stop-motion video. I'm not sure what else is part of the story.]
(My kid is prepping for a stop-motion video. I'm not sure what else is part of the story.]
Nah. These aren't "kid" influencers. These are parents monetizing their kids' activities.
I highly doubt kids are seeking out "kid fitness" videos, especially those with a kid as young as 10.
I highly doubt kids are seeking out "kid fitness" videos, especially those with a kid as young as 10.
June 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Nah. These aren't "kid" influencers. These are parents monetizing their kids' activities.
I highly doubt kids are seeking out "kid fitness" videos, especially those with a kid as young as 10.
I highly doubt kids are seeking out "kid fitness" videos, especially those with a kid as young as 10.
I've been thinking about re-watching his guest appearance in "Better Call Saul." I love that episode.
May 29, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I've been thinking about re-watching his guest appearance in "Better Call Saul." I love that episode.
Colorado's carrots are safe - for now.
May 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Colorado's carrots are safe - for now.
By the way, this audit was done by Pennsylvania's auditor general, Timothy DeFoor, who is a Republican.
May 18, 2026 at 4:47 PM
By the way, this audit was done by Pennsylvania's auditor general, Timothy DeFoor, who is a Republican.
Second-to-last row. As my grandfather would say, "What are they doing? Taking us back outside?"
May the Fourth be with you. (A few hours early.)
May the Fourth be with you. (A few hours early.)
May 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Second-to-last row. As my grandfather would say, "What are they doing? Taking us back outside?"
May the Fourth be with you. (A few hours early.)
May the Fourth be with you. (A few hours early.)
Hail of a time at my kid's soccer match today.
Welcome to Pittsburgh in May.
Welcome to Pittsburgh in May.
May 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Hail of a time at my kid's soccer match today.
Welcome to Pittsburgh in May.
Welcome to Pittsburgh in May.
It's gonna be May(day).
May 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
It's gonna be May(day).
I really, really hate these alternate Pens jerseys for the home playoff games.
April 20, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I really, really hate these alternate Pens jerseys for the home playoff games.
Recently spent a week in Arizona. Really needed the break, the unplugging from the news and the amazing scenery.
For example, here's the view from a Chipotle in Sedona. (Intended to go to a, um, nice restaurant, but could only snag a 30-minute parking spot.)
For example, here's the view from a Chipotle in Sedona. (Intended to go to a, um, nice restaurant, but could only snag a 30-minute parking spot.)
April 15, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Recently spent a week in Arizona. Really needed the break, the unplugging from the news and the amazing scenery.
For example, here's the view from a Chipotle in Sedona. (Intended to go to a, um, nice restaurant, but could only snag a 30-minute parking spot.)
For example, here's the view from a Chipotle in Sedona. (Intended to go to a, um, nice restaurant, but could only snag a 30-minute parking spot.)