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Scab Calhoon @5mminutedrivein.bsky.social · Jul 11
“Idled” by DJ GrizzlePuss: music for staring at your responsibilities until they become tomorrow’s problem. Human-made. No AI-generated music.

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IDLED – DJ GrizzlePuss | Music for Doing Absolutely Nothing
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Marked for Death is Seagal vs Screwface, Keith David vs the script, and every wrist vs unemployment.

For Joe Bob, Elvira, Creature Features, MST3K/RiffTrax, and bad-movie podcast weirdos.

#StevenSeagal #5MinuteDriveIn

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Marked For Death (1990): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In
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September 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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Microwave Massacre stars Jackie Vernon — the voice of Frosty the Snowman — as a cannibal with a giant microwave.

It is gross, stupid, cheap, weirdly committed, and exactly why 5 Minute Drive-In exists.

#MicrowaveMassacre #BadMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

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Microwave Massacre (1983) : A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In
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September 10, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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Before the MCU became homework, Howard the Duck gave us Marvel chaos in its weirdest possible form.

Alien duck. Cleveland. Lea Thompson. Tim Robbins. Cosmic evil. Romance confusion. 1986 had no adult supervision.

#HowardTheDuck #MarvelMovies #5MinuteDriveIn

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Howard the Duck (1986): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In
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September 3, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre still feels like a nightmare somebody found in the Texas heat.

Leatherface, the hitchhiker, the farmhouse, the dinner scene, and one sunrise chainsaw dance that refuses to leave horror alone.

#TexasChainsawMassacre #Leatherface #5MinuteDriveIn

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In
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August 21, 2026 at 9:33 AM
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THE FLY (1986) in 5 minutes. 🪰

Jeff Goldblum discovers that teleportation has a surprisingly bad bug-reporting system.

Yes, sorry about the fact captions. Commentary + context help support the transformative purpose.

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The Fly (1986): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - The 5 Minute Drive-In
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August 20, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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SUPERMAN IV:

World peace.
Lex Luthor.
Nuclear Man.
Moon fighting.
Absolutely no adult supervision.

5-minute edit:
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Superman IV - The Quest For Peace (1987) : A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In
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August 15, 2026 at 10:27 AM
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War Bus is 1980s action logic at full throttle: soldiers, missionaries, jungle shootouts, helicopters, and one school bus trying to survive a war like it still has kids to pick up.

#WarBus #80sAction #5MinuteDriveIn

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War Bus (1985): A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In
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August 13, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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New DJ GrizzlePuss track: “Claire DeLooney.”

Weird EDM for people whose standards ignored the red flags because the synths were shiny.

Watch/listen:

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This EDM Track Is for People Making Unsupervised Choices
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August 7, 2026 at 10:59 AM
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Wes Craven’s Swamp Thing is DC Comics after falling face-first into a swamp.

Chemicals, explosions, Adrienne Barbeau, Louis Jourdan villain nonsense, and one heroic plant monster with excellent emotional availability.

#SwampThing #WesCraven #5MinuteDriveIn

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Swamp Thing in 5 Minutes | Wes Craven’s DC Swamp Monster Chaos
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August 7, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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New DJ GrizzlePuss track: “Omega.”

Dark weird EDM for people whose standards are no longer responding to texts.

Watch/listen:

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This EDM Track Is the Final Boss of Bad Judgment
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August 2, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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New DJ GrizzlePuss track: “Slytherinitis.”

Weird EDM for people whose music taste should probably be monitored.

Watch/listen:

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This EDM Track Is a Symptom of Terrible Music Taste
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August 2, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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Devil Girl from Mars is 1954 sci-fi madness: a Martian queen, a giant robot, a Scottish inn, and a plan to collect Earth men like space groceries.

5 Minute Drive-In cuts straight to the weirdness.

#DevilGirlFromMars #ClassicSciFi #5MinuteDriveIn

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Devil Girl From Mars (1954): 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In
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July 23, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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KICKBOXER has revenge…

Training…

Roundhouse kicks…

…and somehow one of the most unforgettable dance scenes in movie history.

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#Kickboxer #5MinuteDriveIn
Hollywood Made THIS... With a Straight Face 💀😂 | Kickboxer #shorts
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July 20, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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SAVAGE STREETS has the subtlety of a brick through a window.

Linda Blair understood the assignment.

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#SavageStreets #LindaBlair #5MinuteDriveIn
Linda Blair Chose VIOLENCE... And Honestly? Fair. 💀😂 | Savage Streets #shorts
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July 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Hard Ticket to Hawaii has absolutely no indoor voice.

Every scene somehow gets MORE ridiculous.

I love it.

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#HardTicketToHawaii #5MinuteDriveIn
Hard Ticket to Hawaii Is What Happens When Nobody Says "No" 💀😂
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July 18, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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Imagine betting your career on a gorilla suit and a diving helmet.

That’s ROBOT MONSTER.

Honestly… respect.

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#RobotMonster #5MinuteDriveIn
This Is Somehow a REAL Movie 😂 | Robot Monster (1953) #shorts
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July 18, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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This movie has one of the most gloriously ridiculous premises ever filmed.

And somehow… they committed 100%.

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#TheThingWithTwoHeads #5MinuteDriveIn
This Plot Should've Stayed in the Group Chat 💀😂 | The Thing with Two Heads (1972)
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July 18, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Imagine betting your career on a gorilla suit and a diving helmet.

That’s ROBOT MONSTER.

Honestly… respect.

youtube.com/shorts/VYZvn...

#RobotMonster #5MinuteDriveIn
This Is Somehow a REAL Movie 😂 | Robot Monster (1953) #shorts
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July 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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1972 TV budget.

Stan Winston monsters.

Absolute confidence.

Honestly… that’s enough.

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#Gargoyles #5MinuteDriveIn
Scott Glenn vs Killer Gargoyles 😂 | Gargoyles (1972) #shorts
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July 14, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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THE UNSEEN is a horror movie built around the worst lodging decision in cinema.

Never trust the basement.

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#TheUnseen #BarbaraBach #5MinuteDriveIn
Barbara Bach Checks In... Biggest Mistake Ever 😂 | The Unseen (1980) #shorts
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July 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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THE MEDUSA TOUCH proves one thing:

Never give the angriest man in Britain psychic powers.

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#TheMedusaTouch #RichardBurton #5MinuteDriveIn
Richard Burton Just Gives Up 😭 | The Medusa Touch (5 Minute Drive-In)
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July 13, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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“Idled” by DJ GrizzlePuss: music for staring at your responsibilities until they become tomorrow’s problem. Human-made. No AI-generated music.

Watch:

youtu.be/HgZLXLOkY1E
IDLED – DJ GrizzlePuss | Music for Doing Absolutely Nothing
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July 11, 2026 at 9:34 AM
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THE MEDUSA TOUCH is Richard Burton versus reality, and reality should probably call a lawyer.

Psychic horror, disaster-movie dread, and grim 70s weirdness.

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#TheMedusaTouch #RichardBurton #5MinuteDriveIn
RICHARD BURTON’S FATAL THOUGHTS: The Medusa Touch (1978) 🧠💀
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July 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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THE MEDUSA TOUCH is 1978 horror where Richard Burton stares like he’s personally disappointed in reality.

Psychic doom and beautifully strange 70s tension.

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#TheMedusaTouch #RichardBurton #5MinuteDriveIn
THE MEDUSA TOUCH: Richard Burton’s Most POWERFUL Horror! 🧠💥
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July 10, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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Richard Burton is so mad in The Medusa Touch that buildings start reconsidering their life choices.

Psychic disasters, angry staring, and 1978 doom energy — cut down by 5 Minute Drive-In.

#TheMedusaTouch #RichardBurton #5MinuteDriveIn

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The Medusa Touch (1978) : A 5 Minute Movie Edit - 5 Minute Drive-In
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July 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM