Aaron
@aaronmarx.bsky.social
NYC, SoCal. 🏳️🌈 Synesthesia. Autistic. Blue text message supremacist
Conor blocked me on here for calling Chik-Fil-A “Bigot chicken”
Anyway this tweet was very David Brooks.
Anyway this tweet was very David Brooks.
June 28, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Conor blocked me on here for calling Chik-Fil-A “Bigot chicken”
Anyway this tweet was very David Brooks.
Anyway this tweet was very David Brooks.
I was sure you were gonna fo a “kill me now” !! @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
March 24, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I was sure you were gonna fo a “kill me now” !! @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Well, at least we don’t have to look at that Mar-a-Lago face anymore
March 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Well, at least we don’t have to look at that Mar-a-Lago face anymore
February 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I have to go wash my eyes with Ajax:
February 21, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I have to go wash my eyes with Ajax:
Did you try the thingie where you click topics?
February 21, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Did you try the thingie where you click topics?
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Again— are you sure you’re not working there now??
January 20, 2026 at 11:11 PM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Again— are you sure you’re not working there now??
Did some “Marie Condo-ing (sic)”…. I haven’t even gotten to the inside of those drawers yet…
January 12, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Did some “Marie Condo-ing (sic)”…. I haven’t even gotten to the inside of those drawers yet…
Sometimes by “Democrats”, NYT Opinion writers just mean “my mom from the Upper West Side who wore a pink p*ssy hat in 2017 and made me feel ashamed”
January 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Sometimes by “Democrats”, NYT Opinion writers just mean “my mom from the Upper West Side who wore a pink p*ssy hat in 2017 and made me feel ashamed”
NYC fireworks from north end of Central Park
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
NYC fireworks from north end of Central Park
It’s her rightful place!
January 1, 2026 at 4:40 AM
It’s her rightful place!
Here’s the north end!
December 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Here’s the north end!
NYT, literally:
“Trump fell asleep in a meeting.
But please note that Joe Biden rarely took questions from the media, and Trump has a much more demanding schedule, which he fulfills vigorously, no wonder he got so tired!!!”
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
“Trump fell asleep in a meeting.
But please note that Joe Biden rarely took questions from the media, and Trump has a much more demanding schedule, which he fulfills vigorously, no wonder he got so tired!!!”
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
NYT, literally:
“Trump fell asleep in a meeting.
But please note that Joe Biden rarely took questions from the media, and Trump has a much more demanding schedule, which he fulfills vigorously, no wonder he got so tired!!!”
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
“Trump fell asleep in a meeting.
But please note that Joe Biden rarely took questions from the media, and Trump has a much more demanding schedule, which he fulfills vigorously, no wonder he got so tired!!!”
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
It’s only a covered nipple but hopefully the campaign items make up for it
November 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It’s only a covered nipple but hopefully the campaign items make up for it
This “thousands” thing is such obvious trolling.
I could see “thousands” myself with my own eyeballs, and I didn’t time travel around the country this morning.
I could see “thousands” myself with my own eyeballs, and I didn’t time travel around the country this morning.
October 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This “thousands” thing is such obvious trolling.
I could see “thousands” myself with my own eyeballs, and I didn’t time travel around the country this morning.
I could see “thousands” myself with my own eyeballs, and I didn’t time travel around the country this morning.
The marmot entered the chat:
October 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The marmot entered the chat:
Saw Zohran and Tish out and about today.
October 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Saw Zohran and Tish out and about today.
FYI Chasten, someone is trying to be you! (I reported them.)
@chastenbuttigieg.bsky.social
Of course you’re welcome to follow me though 😂
@chastenbuttigieg.bsky.social
Of course you’re welcome to follow me though 😂
September 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
FYI Chasten, someone is trying to be you! (I reported them.)
@chastenbuttigieg.bsky.social
Of course you’re welcome to follow me though 😂
@chastenbuttigieg.bsky.social
Of course you’re welcome to follow me though 😂
Text of Strauss “Morgen”
September 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Text of Strauss “Morgen”
This was after 2020 was called, on my street. (W 110th, NYC.).
I think it would be this multiplied by 1000
I think it would be this multiplied by 1000
August 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This was after 2020 was called, on my street. (W 110th, NYC.).
I think it would be this multiplied by 1000
I think it would be this multiplied by 1000
Even at the daily level, I try to do the unexpected as much as possible…. walk on a different street, do the tasks in a different order.
Not so much to avoid unpredictably as to see the surprises that await. Like today….seeing a bird on a person!
Not so much to avoid unpredictably as to see the surprises that await. Like today….seeing a bird on a person!
July 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Even at the daily level, I try to do the unexpected as much as possible…. walk on a different street, do the tasks in a different order.
Not so much to avoid unpredictably as to see the surprises that await. Like today….seeing a bird on a person!
Not so much to avoid unpredictably as to see the surprises that await. Like today….seeing a bird on a person!
This one’s an antique by now, but it’s the same technique.
“Reporting” the emails, fine! But “jolting” the race was the NYT’s own active fomentation.
“Reporting” the emails, fine! But “jolting” the race was the NYT’s own active fomentation.
July 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This one’s an antique by now, but it’s the same technique.
“Reporting” the emails, fine! But “jolting” the race was the NYT’s own active fomentation.
“Reporting” the emails, fine! But “jolting” the race was the NYT’s own active fomentation.
George Santos just endorsed Cuomo (actually true!!!!)
June 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
George Santos just endorsed Cuomo (actually true!!!!)