too good for the 5-second rule? can’t relate
September 25, 2026 at 9:56 AM
too good for the 5-second rule? can’t relate
putting ‘🚫 no DMs’ in bio not because i am a strange and annoying Discover Feed creature but because i literally can’t see them
September 24, 2026 at 2:39 PM
putting ‘🚫 no DMs’ in bio not because i am a strange and annoying Discover Feed creature but because i literally can’t see them
turned the heat on #ClimateBreakdown
September 21, 2026 at 9:52 PM
turned the heat on #ClimateBreakdown
imagining lunch. then executing a plan for lunch. finally, eating lunch. this is what they’re hiding from you
September 21, 2026 at 4:04 PM
imagining lunch. then executing a plan for lunch. finally, eating lunch. this is what they’re hiding from you
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desperately seeking a bagel
September 18, 2026 at 2:07 PM
desperately seeking a bagel
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Keep forgetting I’m not at work and washing my hands after using the bathroom
September 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Keep forgetting I’m not at work and washing my hands after using the bathroom
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snake, these chemical compounds are called surfactants. their primary use is in soaps and detergents, where they increase the solubility of fat and dirt particles in water by decreasing the surface tension between two liquids, a liquid and a gas, or a liquid and a solid. sound familiar?
September 17, 2026 at 1:21 AM
snake, these chemical compounds are called surfactants. their primary use is in soaps and detergents, where they increase the solubility of fat and dirt particles in water by decreasing the surface tension between two liquids, a liquid and a gas, or a liquid and a solid. sound familiar?
this web site is cool because you can find out about people who have time to follow 471K accounts
September 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
this web site is cool because you can find out about people who have time to follow 471K accounts
huge snake with a my neighbor-sized blob poking out sideways from its abdomen
September 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
huge snake with a my neighbor-sized blob poking out sideways from its abdomen
it’s time to stop reacting to the news and start reacting to your children who need their father
September 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
it’s time to stop reacting to the news and start reacting to your children who need their father
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I love all asters. Nothing saves their best for last like asters.
September 14, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I love all asters. Nothing saves their best for last like asters.
surely buying this AI-generated merch (60% OFF) will show them! take that!
September 14, 2026 at 5:17 PM
surely buying this AI-generated merch (60% OFF) will show them! take that!
haters can’t comprehend this. haters are in their little sealed boxes with the windows closed shaking with rage
September 14, 2026 at 11:35 AM
haters can’t comprehend this. haters are in their little sealed boxes with the windows closed shaking with rage
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using a crane to move my neighbor’s 12 ft. skeletons into lewd positions
September 12, 2026 at 12:55 AM
using a crane to move my neighbor’s 12 ft. skeletons into lewd positions
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told my neighbor he has a beautiful wise husky dog and he didn't say thank you so i headbutted them both
September 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
told my neighbor he has a beautiful wise husky dog and he didn't say thank you so i headbutted them both
i remember 9/11.. i was in high school spanish class thinking about boobs and weed before and after the planes hit
September 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
i remember 9/11.. i was in high school spanish class thinking about boobs and weed before and after the planes hit
10 gallons of gas for 50 bucks is a good deal sike
September 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
10 gallons of gas for 50 bucks is a good deal sike
September 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
i can smell when you’ve been on WiFi recently
September 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
i can smell when you’ve been on WiFi recently
you’re looking deciduous bro. what i’m saying is you’re literally bald
September 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
you’re looking deciduous bro. what i’m saying is you’re literally bald
acquiring more and more pillows until my neck is at a 270° angle for sleeping
September 11, 2026 at 2:05 AM
acquiring more and more pillows until my neck is at a 270° angle for sleeping
finished a behemoth project at work
September 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
finished a behemoth project at work