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mama’s family enjoyer
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Ocarina of Time enemies
March 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Dr. Frasier Crane doesn’t have in-unit laundry, that makes me feel better about my own life
August 30, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Liah, trying Banjo-Kazooie: “why is the gopher so mad at me”
August 17, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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August 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
a puma cannot change its spots
July 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
me, meeting Frasier: “sooo is there a MRS. Frasier?” 😉😉😉
July 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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When life closes a door, it opens a window. And if the fall is too steep, use the fire exit. Run to the roof -- you always have that airship on the dock. The most important thing is to keep moving. Keep dreaming.
June 28, 2026 at 12:59 PM
is it a crime to imitate a simple southern lawyer
June 23, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Hip hip hurrah for the Knickerbockers!
June 14, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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tiny vest gang rise up
May 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
what if we replaced that kid from Omelas with all the billionaires
April 25, 2026 at 8:57 PM
listening to piano covers of video game music, getting misty-eyed
April 24, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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"with his cruel bow he laid full low the harmless albatross" — the rime of the ancient mariner

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March 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I mentioned Metal Gear Solid to a Spanish-speaking student, and she asked me “is that an old game, for grandfathers?”
March 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE is a miracle of a film. Comedic genius in every set piece, continually exciting and unbelievable. I knew nothing about the TV show going in and had the best time. Bring friends and see it with a crowd!
February 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I keep thinking about Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie, I’m so glad it was made and that I got to watch it
February 14, 2026 at 1:25 PM
why doesn’t the Giant’s Mask look like one of the four giants, EXPLAIN THAT ONE SHIGERU
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
why couldn’t someone have kidnapped MY corrupt president
January 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
our last day with Mayor Eric Adams 😔😔😔
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
what that pluribussy do
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
why do all the contestants on Mastermind always look like someone has a gun to their loved ones’ head just offscreen
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Pokémon Zo’ to the Polls
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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If you strike me down, I shall become more dead than you can possibly imagine
October 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM